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Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

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RickiTarr, to random
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It's so weird that we are all supposed to be ashamed for burping and farting. I deeply apologize to everyone for keeping my body from literally exploding, so uncouth.

greygoo,
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@RickiTarr Careful, you could accidently summon aliens with it ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4KDBDQIkGI

greygoo, to random
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IT Ausbildung in Deutschland. Ein Desaster...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTuWBRpPlWg

greygoo,
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@revengeday Haha, same :)
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Gleisplan, to random German
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Kein Grund die Grünen bei der Europawahl nicht zu wählen, aber der Typ ist trotzdem uff 🤦‍♀️

»Baden-Württembergs Ministerpräsident Kretschmann —„Schwarz-Grün ist eine realistische Option“«

„Winfried Kretschmann beklagt, dass seine Partei in der Flüchtlingspolitik und beim Heizungsgesetz Fehler gemacht hat. Nun wirbt er für Schwarz-Grün im Bund und Robert Habeck als Spitzenkandidaten.“

Erste Frage: „Herr Kretschmann, sind Sie überhaupt ein Grüner?“

https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/winfried-kretschmann-schwarz-gruen-ist-eine-realistische-option-a-b478bab4-ee48-45db-81cd-dc922c903bd2

greygoo,
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@geist @Gleisplan Luezerath wars fuer mich. da war Ende. Jetzt wuerfle ich zwischen denen die ich nicht als "verlogene Arschloecher" wahrnehme, also Klimaliste, Volt, Humanisten, usw

greygoo,
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@Gleisplan @geist Sind mir noch nicht entsprechend aufgefallen. Gibt mir nen Pointer zu Arschlochverhalten bitte. Danke :)

greygoo,
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@Gleisplan @geist Bei Arschloch geh ich nicht von Inhalten aus, das ist fuer meine Wahlentscheidung schon lange kein Tehma mehr, nachem 80% dessen was versprochen wird eh nur heisse Luft ist. Ich geh nur nach Verhalten, und da ist die Twitter Info schonmal hilfreich. Ich nutz die Seite grad nicht, aber werd mal suchen wenn ich sie wieder aufmache. Danke fuer den Hinweis.

dgar, to random
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greygoo,
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@dgar I'm stealing this!

greygoo,
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@dgar This is the way!

greygoo, to random
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What’s the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Answer: //

greygoo, to random
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SCP horror short - not yet watched, but the comments sound very positive. Gonna watch now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-IiVeGAydE

MLE_online, to random
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There's not enough bike riding in sci-fi. If people live in extensive tunnel systems bored into the rock of a dwarf planet, some of them should be riding bikes to get from one place to another. Much less resource intensive than electric carts and scooters

greygoo,
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@MLE_online Also not enough Teleportation. Just saying ;)
EDIT: original statement was not clear enough

revengeday, to random
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I hope my post doesn't come across as mean, but I'm noticing more and more people in my timeline following political situations and wars (even if they're not directly affected).

The current world situation is rough, really rough.

But constantly doomscrolling and consuming these contents will only bring you down. Set filters, avoid reading the news about it, unfollow people who constantly post about it - it has helped me tremendously to find inner peace again on these topics.

greygoo, (edited )
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@revengeday
„Meldungen stürzen die Welt nie um. Das tun die Tatsachen, die wir nun einmal nicht ändern können, da sie schon geschehen sind, wenn die Meldungen eintreffen. Die Meldungen regen die Welt nur auf, man gewöhne sie sich deshalb so weit als möglich ab.“

“News never turn the world over. This is done by the facts that we cannot change because they have already happened when the news arrive. The news only upset the world, so we should get used to not care about them as much as possible.”
— Friedrich Dürrenmatt, Romulus the Great

greygoo, to random
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Are there any vintage computer collectors / museums here? I have two xybernaut computers here that I'd give away. No HMD, but displays. Not sure about the working state, they live in a box now since a century, but worked fine when I put them there - afair :)

https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/xybernaut-ma-v-computer/mQG0SMzDQqyaPQ?hl=de

mosseri, to random

If you follow political accounts on Threads or Instagram, we want to avoid getting between you and their content. That said, we also don’t want to proactively amplify political content from accounts you don't follow. To that end, we’re extending our existing approach to how we avoid recommending political content to additional surfaces.

greygoo,
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@devnull @wjmaggos What is bad in missing things?

greygoo, to random
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The postmodern semiotic concept of “hyperreality” was contentiously coined by French sociologist Jean Baudrillard in Simulacra and Simulation. Baudrillard defined “hyperreality” as “the generation by models of a real without origin or reality;” hyperreality is a representation, a sign, without an original referent. Baudrillard believes hyperreality goes further than confusing or blending the ‘real’ with the symbol which represents it; it involves creating a symbol or set of signifiers which represent something that does not actually exist, like Santa Claus. Baudrillard in particular suggests that the world we live in has been replaced by a copy world, where we seek simulated stimuli and nothing more.

vantablack, to music
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VANTARADIO is now live!!!!! :VantaBlackCat: 📻 🎶

tune into the fediverse's favorite pirate radio station today!!!!!!!!!! 🏴‍☠️ 🎵 🔊

https://radio.vantaa.black:8000/vantaradio.mp3

we have HTTPS support now so you can just follow the link directly to listen in!!! 😁

#vantaradio #nowplaying #music #radio #MastoMusic #MastoRadio #fediplay

greygoo,
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@vantablack IS there a chance to get a playlist. Or maybe just tell me the song that started with the windows sounds as rythm, that just blowsmy mind. running right now.

revengeday, to random
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I have a problem, I have lost the desire to make music because now anyone can be a "musician" thanks to various AI tools. You simply input what kind of music you want to create and what mood you want to express, and a song is instantly produced - amazing. Art is no longer valuable.

greygoo,
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@revengeday I can only speak about painting, but for me using AI feels like a serious limitation. Like I don't really have control over the outcome. I'd have to tell it exactly where which colors and lines go to get the result that I have in my head. The only way to achieve this for me would be to have AI see the image in my head, and then render it into reality. This might happen or not, but if it does, it is the most powerful tool for humanity to express itself that we ever devised.

greygoo, to random
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In the fediverse, we are the algorithm :)

greygoo, to random
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One thought that repeatedly comes to my mind since I can think is:
"What the fuck am I'm thinking here?"

Gleisplan, to random German
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Dieser tut weh.

Nein, ich möchte keinen Kommentar dass ich den nicht gucken soll oder das immer so wäre.

greygoo,
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haschrebellen, to fediverse German
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Oha, dieses ist doch einfach nur kaputt 😢

Der dritte Account der uns einfach gesperrt wurde, ohne Vorankündigung. So macht das hier alles keinen Sinn mehr. Instanzen blocken sich und User werden einfach gekickt, ohne dass man darüber spricht was das Problem ist.

greygoo,
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@haschrebellen @kkarhan @mods I tend to think that humanity just is not yet ready for a global network of consciousness. As sad as it sounds.

Alice, to random
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Never need a man again
Cause I got a mannequin
Gonna love on their smooth balls
'Til they kick me out tha mall

greygoo,
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Miriamm, to random
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Found my new thing. I will travel to the IKEAs of the world and cause chaos

greygoo,
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@Miriamm SCP-3008 :)

revengeday, to random
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Apparently, I've developed a new guilty pleasure. Somehow, I find a twisted joy in reading reviews about TEMU on denunciator websites like Trustpilot and whatnot. Of course, I only focus on the negative ones. And every time, I can't help but think, well, it's your own damn fault. Why would you even shop there? Are people really that clueless, failing to realize that they're buying cheap junk that's sometimes downright dangerous? Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to sound mean, but with the reviews I see there, I sometimes question humanity.

Just saying.

greygoo,
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@LevelUp @revengeday Guess who the idiot is, that buys all those :)

greygoo,
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@LevelUp @revengeday Yes, that helps a lot with not causing disasters :)

But review wise, I can generally give 5/5s (for aliexpress or chinese sellers ob ebay). Better than that German company, that shipped a 1l bottle of concentrated like this, unprotected in a carton box...

photo of a bottle of sulfuric acid.

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