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halfy

@halfy@half-shot.uk

🐶 border collie (sometimes a kobold)
🏳️‍🌈 gay (sometimes problematic)
⌨️ code/🖌️ art/🧑‍🍳 cooking/ 🎹 musics
bridge cementer at @matrix
🦡 CFz web team member

I talk tech, LGBT rights, furry shit, and politics.

I talk a lot of bullshit, which is why we invented content warnings. I apply liberally, please filter what doesn't appeal :)

:BlobhajTransPrideHeart: rights are human rights.

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DMs open, but do it via Matrix please :)

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Look, I don't want to brag about my DIY skills but

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Came up in a discussion, and I think it's an important point: You don't need to write software to be mass marketable. It can be niche, weird and fun and as long as it speaks the common protocol, who gives a fuck if only you and some friends use it :)

We have an unhealthy obsession with naming things "sensibly" and making sure it's marketable.

Sod that, be fun with it! It's for you and your community first.

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Just dreampt up an analogy on how my (sometimes frustrating) thought process works in conversations.

Imagine we're sitting in a park looking at clouds and you ask me "what do you see in the clouds?". I'll respond with "ooh, a plane" and then internally I'll think (in the space of 20s):

  • But what kind of plane?
  • Boeing 737?
  • Wait, Boeing who have safety issues?
  • Wait safety issues?
  • Did I ever resolve my servers backup issues?

"Hmm, I should fix my server today"

Other person: ???

halfy,
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@penguin42 interesting! I remember someone being intensely frustrated that I would get distracted mid-conversation...but that's how it always is :D

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Trying to figure out plans for going down south next week...

Even though I can theoretically afford to book a hotel in London or Cambridge now, it still seems like an expense that's too extravagant for my blood >.>

I could put that money towards so many other things

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@Ninji if I can I try to crash with someone, bonus is I get to chat the night away too. Can't really justify hotel prices :s

halfy,
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@Ninji I'm in the wrong location for you, but if you are ever forced to go to Hampshire / Berkshire then there is space for a waff ^^

volpeon, to random

Foxes ​:drgn_heart:​

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halfy,
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@volpeon what do you draw your vector at in, out of interest?

halfy, to random
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So nice of TFL to consider the needs of protogens!

halfy, to random
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Uh oh, I'm now insured to drive a car. They're letting me on the road!

halfy, to random
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🙅 This meeting could have been an email.

👉 This rust project could have been a bash script.

volpeon, to random

Reminder

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@volpeon how come I hear bleating then

:halfy_crazy:

halfy, to random
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wherever you are going this Sunday, he wants to come too

halfy, to random
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It's weird but I love writing captions for my images. Just feels like it's good fun to write proper descriptions of what you're sending.

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halfy,
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halfy, to random
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I want to deploy my servers on a new architecture, but it feels like a bit of a risc

halfy, to random
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Does anyone actually call it the Elizabeth line or do we all call it the Lizzie line?

philpem, (edited ) to random
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I don't know what surprises me more - that someone is selling a home-made "encryption" app on ebay, that it's on a monthly subscription, or that someone actually bid on it.

"It uses newly created proprietary algorithm that has 8192 bits public key and PIN" 🤯 ⁉️ 🔕

First rule, don't roll your own crypto...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/204644271829

halfy,
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@philpem wtf am I even looking at :D

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I'm contemplating getting a speaker for the bathroom and tying it into some kind of audio player (RasPI?) in the loft space. Controlling it might be interesting, I'd need to find an LCD touchscreen to put on the wall outside. Something I can tie into Home Assistant and/or Spotify.

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@philpem I just bought a cheapo internet radio for this purpose. Has an API you can control with HA, and you can just plug it into a local network stream.

I mostly did it this way because it meant I didn't need to maintain the RPi :D

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Hmm, I should pack for FOSDEM 🤔

halfy,
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@philpem I've done a couple, and gave a couple of talks :). This year I'm just nosing around and enjoying it a bit.

It's great fun, just rammed with people :laugh

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morning fedi!

i'm going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car today :blobfoxscared:

halfy,
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@philpem i'm sure they won't mind if we add a few extra gears to the gearbox and remove some of the useless safety features 😇

halfy, to random
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Did a walk around the nearby woodland just now and the moonlight and stars were just amazing.

Cleared all the thinking gunk out of my head.

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Definitely planning on EMF

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