jimfl

jimfl, 1 hour ago to random

Look. Moss already grows ‘round these parts on anything that doesn’t move. So, no, I’m not putting a WiFi-enabled chia pet inside my house.

https://mossandfog.com/the-moss-echo-merges-technology-with-a-living-plant/

johncarlosbaez, 1 hour ago to random

Some mathematicians think there's nothing more fun than adding, but others beg to differ.

oh_that_courtney, 2 hours ago to random

It's "pretend you want to learn Terraform" day at my house. ... yay

mathowie, 3 hours ago to random

My TRACTOR has an APP now (aka, the answer to a question no one asked) and every time I look at it I imagine Weird Al installing the app too then immediately singing a modified version of his first hit

jimfl, 5 hours ago to python

Wanted to find the Monty Python “Argument Clinic” video. Searched for “python argument” which was a mistake.

“That wasn’t an argument just then.”

“Yes it was”

“You just typed some letters with minus signs in front of them.”

#python #montypython

jimfl, 5 hours ago to whitewater

Got one in before the atmospheric river shows up. The currents were with us and made the home stretch mooring buoy slalom super fun. Saw sea lions, harbor seals, harbor porpoise, herons, eagles, and osprey.

#kayaking #seakayaking

docpop, 6 hours ago to random

National 🪀 day is June 6h.
National 🍩 day is June 7th.

yogthos, 7 hours ago to random

Hands down, the funniest outcome would be Trump presiding over Burgerland from behind bars.

jimfl, 7 hours ago to random

TIL that Binance does not rhyme with Beyoncé

Binder, 8 hours ago to random

Random scheduler for squabbles: SpatRoulette

jimfl, 8 hours ago to random

I wonder… is there a hidden subtext to todays NYT Strands puzzle?

Bentley, 8 hours ago to climate

Vermont becomes 1st state to enact law requiring oil companies pay for damage from #climate change https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/vermont-1st-state-require-oil-companies-pay-damage-110709150

jimfl, 8 hours ago to random

In 2004, the mediatainment complex got ahold of a “reality” formula that captivated audiences, and somehow continues to captivate them two decades later.

Tom, 10 hours ago to random

To those saying "If it can happen to trump, it can happen to anyone.", yes you are correct.

If trump can be held accountable for his crimes, that means everyone can be held accountable for their crimes.

This isn't a flaw or a mistake, it's literally how the law is supposed to work.

EALS_Director, 11 hours ago to random

Rich people like the Tesla baby keep saying "if it can happen to Trump, it can happen to you." What they really mean is it can happen to them. The rest of us knew it could happen to us long before Trump got indicted. They are just scared now.

collinsworth, 1 day ago to random

The average US President has committed 3/4ths of a felony

jimfl, 1 day ago to random

My spirit animal is fictional FBI Special Agent Dana Scully, standing next to a medical examiner’s table in a surgical gown, honing a 9” carving knife with a steel, like a Cordon Bleu chef.

jimfl, 1 day ago to random

My sandwalk is spastic
My crysknife is plastic
I’m fakin’ Fedaykin

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Pronouncing GNUtls as “noodles”

jimfl, 2 days ago to random

When your memory starts to get choppy, your friend is painters tape and a Sharpie

gknauss, 2 days ago to random

Amazon offering contract-negotiation advice to its employees.

kellogh, 2 days ago to random

i know “ginormous” didn’t used to be a word, but is it a word now?

Lana, 2 months ago to random

Every single elder millennial who was online between 2000-2008 has a phrase from Homestar Runner that will activate them like the Manchurian Candidate and make them spout absolute gibberish for 40 seconds