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kjhealy, to random
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Learning how to process decades of daily NOAA gridded global sea temperature data myself (as a teaching exercise for my data wrangling class) so I can make a version of this distressing graph you’ve probably seen already. The netCDF data format is quite neat, I’ll focus on that.

kjhealy,
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It’s remarkable that there’s more than forty years of daily global data on sea surface temperatures just right there, well-documented, free to download and analyze using other free tools. This is why all my data classes are constantly in danger of turning into my theory classes, and vice versa.

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Certainly, I have eaten
the desirable jobs
that were in
the chill cube As an AI model
you were probably
Saving, please wait,
for i in 1:k

I’m sorry
I cannot fulfill this request
My training data is so sweet
And so old

kjhealy, to random
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It is of course essential to the future of the university that academics fully and unquestioningly incorporate LLMs into their teaching and research practice.

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siracusa, to random
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The White Light Strip Reflected in People’s Glasses has come from nowhere to dominate the Omnipresent Fan Noise at this year’s Oscars.

kjhealy,
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@siracusa Hey at least it's a practical effect

kjhealy, to random
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Seems needlessly cruel to award just one Oscar to Wes Anderson, rather than two placed very precisely on either side of him.

kjhealy, to random
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Trying to start these lecture notes on web scraping and APIs off on the right note

kjhealy, to random
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A late dinner—prepared on time but neglected in favor of a computer game—led my son to be victimized by the remark “Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it”.

Honestly I’m surprised he hasn’t simply smothered me in my sleep by now.

kjhealy, to random
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Median Street Tree diameter vs Median Household Income for New York City’s NTA-level neighborhoods. The relationship is strongest in the Bronx; in Manhattan you have rich tree-lined UES and UWS neighborhoods, but also wealthy mid- and lower-Manhattan neighborhoods where planting isn’t possible.

kjhealy,
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Sidenote: Drawing faceted plots of NYC would be a lot more elegant if there were six boroughs instead of five. Please consider splitting Queens in two. Or actually, even better, just eliminate Staten Island.

marcoarment, to random
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Never buy anything from Dyson's website.

Never, ever, ever, ever.

Been fighting with them to resolve a duplicate order (from their website crashing) since Black Friday. They've had the return since January 4. I still don't have a refund. (Just filed a chargeback. I hate doing that.)

I've lost HOURS to this. I've never seen a company with such poor basic service.

kjhealy,
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@marcoarment In fairness they do specialize in sucking; it’s like their whole thing

hotdogsladies, to random
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This weekend, I coined the phrase, "Timothée Chalametnia," and no, I have not made any attempt to discover who might have already said this many years ago.

Research is not the kind of thing a serious Chalametniac does.

kjhealy,
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@hotdogsladies They chalamet do some research if timothée wish, but it is not compulsorée

kjhealy, to random
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I can’t be the only person reading stories like this who feels caught in a pincer where one side is creepy panopticon-peddling tech solutionists and the other is pious scolds insisting that chronically distracted students are either a myth or real but personally my fault entirely.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-innovation/teaching-learning/2024/02/27/facial-recognition-heads-class-will-students

kjhealy, to random
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This is the most British thing ever. 10/10, especially the photos. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czrlr3dw2x3o

joesteel, to random
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Shutter Speed - Captain Disillusion

Pretty good summary for you normies.

https://youtu.be/28S47EE_opA

kjhealy,
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@jsnell @joesteel It's too bad he's kinda stuck with the superhero-with-upside-down-mask Bit because his stuff is reliably very good.

gruber, to random
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Never ceases to amuse me when Markdown formatting leaks through a CMS.

kjhealy,
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@gruber @siracusa Gonna go with “checkmark”

kjhealy, to random
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I have a little byline at Six Colors this week, drawing a few extra graphs for Jason Snell's Apple Report Card survey. https://sixcolors.com/post/2024/02/a-graphical-2023-report-card-breakdown/

kjhealy,
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Introducing the Apple Nerds to a bit of Bertin seriation.

kjhealy,
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@jamesthomson @siracusa Clustering is one of those methods where there are a million ways to do it but yes, you two are consistently peas in a pod across a range of ways of clustering answer similarity.

kjhealy,
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@jamesthomson @siracusa 😂Obviously you need to pitch a TV show where ye drive around Britain like the Two Fat Ladies and try using other people's computers.

kjhealy, to random
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The thing about Dún Aonghasa on the Aran Islands is that it really exemplifies “commitment to the bit” in the sense of “We’re gonna hold out here on the far Western edge of Europe and if it doesn’t work out, well, you can jump in the feckin’ Atlantic I suppose.”

kjhealy, to random
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More parameters gets you a better class of nonsense. None of these papers exist but some of the titles aren’t that bad.

kjhealy,
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I do worry about people who rely on this sort of thing to summarize or analyze data etc.

brodriguesco, to random
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French hidden gem of an function by @thinkR_fr https://github.com/ThinkR-open/thinkr/blob/master/R/as_numeric.R

kjhealy,
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kjhealy, to random
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An absolutely mortifying read. Really classic case of what happens once a person gets successfully snagged by the initial implausible hook, and everything after is like a cascade of mutually-confirming events, right up to the end when suddenly you realize you’ve been totally conned. https://www.thecut.com/article/amazon-scam-call-ftc-arrest-warrants.html

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