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kmmfoo

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Other people are marginally more likely to think you rock, if you have a hedgehog for your profile picture.

Only in it for the lulz. Pls don’t take me Sirius.

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kmmfoo, to random
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Question about : can you follow an emoji? Like I just want to see posts where someone used the 💯 emoji?

Not a problem if not — certainly don’t build a damn feature to do it — was just curious.

kmmfoo,
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@mikey Please don’t prioritize ANYTHING on my account. Please

mentallyalex, to random
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In my panic I said yes when prompted, "Would you like a Dr. Pepper".

It has been hours, I don't remember the caffeine being so.... aggressive

I don't have butterflies in my stomach so much as motivated lightning bugs with an agenda!

kmmfoo,
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@mentallyalex mmmm, haven’t had dr pepper in a dog’s age.

shoq, to random
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Republicans pretend they can govern, yet can’t even find a way to pick a party leader. If there actually was a “liberal media”, it would be losing its shit laughing so hard right now.

kmmfoo,
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@shoq There is, and yes, it is laughing. but only to hide their terror that soon these buffoons will once again rule all three branches of the government.

ElleGray, to random
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this house could easily be the setting of a joyful romcom or a terrifying tale of horror. depends on how much sunlight it gets. weird how much it reminds me of myself tbh lol

kmmfoo,
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@lisamelton @falcennial @ElleGray @DavidNielsen This is the best title EVER. IN THE entire HISTORY OF TITLES.

it deserves its own novel.

seriously, calling on the unholy spawn of : one of you, PLEASE write this. PLEASE!!!

MissingThePt, to random
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Stores already have decorations out for Christmas 2024.

kmmfoo,
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@MissingThePt In December 2024 Amerika will have lots to be merry about. At least that’s what the pollsters are projecting.

kmmfoo, to random
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Went to the “share your embarrassment” tour tonight in Boston.

Need to apologize to B&A for the obnoxiously-loud laugh of the guy in the section whose laugh sounded like a fucking hyena doing some unpaid foley work.

Not everyone in Boston caterwauls like a Ferengi.

FWIW i tried to get the Boston crowd to do a standing o, but they were still smarting from that .

@GreatestTrek

kmmfoo, to random
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YOU can talk to him.

kmmfoo,
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i feel so sad that this toot is out here without context. in context it was fuckin hilarious.

kmmfoo, to StarTrek
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The essential character of is that it’s at least 90% cheese. Watching in advance of an upcoming show (SO STOKED!) I’m surprised to recall that this particular movie exceeds approved dietary recommendations.

It’s 💯 cheezy.

kmmfoo,
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My only concern is, if Spock was raised with his step-brother , why do neither of them mention their adopted stepsis Michael Burnham?

kmmfoo,
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@mikey I can say nothing, from 3,200+ years in the future. Prime temporal directive and all that

kmmfoo,
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@mikey Oops, or have I said too much? What year is this?

currentbias, to random
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Good GOD

kmmfoo,
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@currentbias Huh. Well, okay then. Keep your damn $54billion boondoggle.

ProPublica, to news
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With Looming, Calls Out Speaker McCarthy for a “Terrible Bargain” With MAGA

In a wide-ranging video interview being published Sunday, the president also addressed broad threats to democracy, ethical concerns about the and more.

https://www.propublica.org/article/biden-interview-shutdown-mccarthy-impeachment-gop?utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

kmmfoo,
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@ProPublica To quote Lizzo: IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!

MissingThePt, to random
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Grover, Muppet

kmmfoo,
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@MissingThePt Imma say that’s v unfair to Grover.

superbetsy, to random
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kmmfoo,
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@superbetsy oh wait, so were YOU the one who cut off the artist’s copyright? i was wondering who did it, because so many people were tooting about it.

not cool. if it was you.

Dadlyambitions, to KindActions
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TD canada trust (my bank) is an evil corporation who has taken a 50$ NSF fee out of my account three seperate times this week because I forgot about two paypal payments, so now I'm 140$ in the hole and still owe paypal like 75$, idk what to do to fix this but it's certainly stressful

kmmfoo,
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@Dadlyambitions sorry, but your payment agents made it too difficult to donate. woulda, couldn’t.

kmmfoo, to random
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as an alumnus of Pittsburgh during my adolescent years, i applaud the fact that ’s “jagoff” toot has gone viral, but seriously, let’s put it in terms of miller’s analogies — jagoff is to pittsburgh as wicked is to boston.

kmmfoo, to random
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some days you eat the bear, other days the bear eats you

RickiTarr, to random
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A That's The Worst Question!

Courtesy of @waitworry

What is the worst moment from one of your favorite TV shows?

CW Spoilers if this is a pretty recent show!

kmmfoo,
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@m750 @waitworry @RickiTarr @psetnik
Totally love . On yet another binge rewatch, this time through I’m struck by how many superb actors worked on the show.

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I Thought It Was About Time For Another Movie Question!

What is a movie that is great, but you only need to watch it once?

kmmfoo,
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@cainmark @Tweetfiction @RickiTarr But that one scene will live in my head rent-free as long as i live. just sayin.

kmmfoo,
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@RickiTarr @Tweetfiction @cainmark Hint: it’s NOT the one where her brother gets his arm hacked off.

georgetakei, to random

It’s now clear that Leonard Leo, Ginni Thomas and Harlan Crow conspired in the wake of Citizens United, where Justice Clarence Thomas cast a decisive vote, to unleash over a billion dollars to reshape the judiciary in the mold of the Federalist Society.

The result is now an extreme right-wing Supreme Court that has overturned abortion rights, environmental law, and affirmative action. And they are far from done.

kmmfoo,
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@georgetakei Tell us how to overturn this. Please

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Let's work together to make Mastodon a success. Here's some simple things you can do to help:

-Pretend that other social media platforms don't exist. If someone mentions Twitter or Facebook, change the subject by looking up to the sky and screeching loudly.

-Make new users feel welcome by messaging them and saying "I would do unspeakable things to benefit you".

-Get the word "Mastodon" tattooed onto your forehead. When asked about your terrible life decision, you can explain what Mastodon is.

kmmfoo,
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@lowqualityfacts Happy to screech, draw the line at the forehead tattoos.

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