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luke

@luke@social.sdfeu.org

I’m tall, very tall. Married and father to 2. Enjoy reading, making bread, having a dance, swimming, cycling (that makes me sound sporting but I’m not). #BHAFC season ticket holder and enjoy going to #WhitehawkFC matches when I can. Would prefer a cup of tea to a beer to be honest. Live in #Hove #Sussex.

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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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To any and all of my fellow brethren and sistren and othren and nothren who have to deal with the old Black Dog, I say this - any day you manage to get up and have a shower and get dressed you're already winning. Remember - small goals. Tiny tiny tiny miniscule wins if necessary. I salute all of you and remember - the universe is a vast unending, uncaring, unknowable, unfathomable 14 billion year old void. Entropy is the only truth, with humanity being no more important than the blade of grass. Each life a dust mote floating briefly into the light of a sunbeam then back into shadow, lost to time. Time itself a mere construct for our temporal and occipital lobes to translate the data around us into understandable information. The paradox of all life being sacred whilst simultaneously being entirely meaningless is how we shuffle along this mortal coil. Being bullied and scolded by the ruling classes that we're doing too much or not enough of something. The self-appointed moral arbiters of human life - themselves born no differently from us all, kicking and screaming onto this rock hurtling through space spinning at a thousand miles an hour. You can't park there. You must pay tax. Be a useful member of a society you had no hand in designing. None of it means anything. What I'm trying to say is - if you're in a shop and get muddled trying to say cheers and thanks at the same time and say 'chanks', don't worry about it. Soon all of this will be gone. You don't matter. You are matter. I love you. As I love myself. For we are all one.

luke,
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@TheBreadmonkey I'm goign to start saying chanks on purpose now.

luke,
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@renwillis @TheBreadmonkey chank you very much for pointing that out.

nixCraft, to random
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Bash history https://bash.cyberciti.biz/guide/Recalling_command_history #unix #linux #bash

luke,
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@nixCraft I feel judged!!

matt, to funk
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Thanks to my colleague that recommended I check out 'Habibi funk' genre of music. I'm sure you can find a relevant curated playlist on your streaming service of choice.

https://song.link/i/1691314286

luke,
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@matt Regularly listen to the music they release, they do trips to Middle Eastern countries markets to find tape vendors then hunt down the original artists to rerelease the tracks. They're amazing.

luke,
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@matt it’s a record label from Germany

luke,
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@matt here is the Habibi Funk linktr.ee

https://linktr.ee/habibifunk

cloudguy, (edited ) to random

This pretty much explains the Fediverse

Share this post and if you can, post a comment because, genuinely I woke up this morning to a staggering number of shares and favourites.

The comments PROVE Mastodon is the place where common decency is being restored. I feel hopeful for the future.

What lovely people you all are.

Comment to be part of this new town square, or as I like to think of it, our tearoom. And add me, I'm going to be brewing lots of tea.

luke,
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@cloudguy I’d love a friend to explain how they fixed their bike then make me a cup of tea. Seems ideal TBH

luke, to books
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Julia by Sandra Newman review – a new Nineteen Eighty-Four retelling from the prospective of Winston Smith’s lover. Looks interesting

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/oct/18/julia-by-sandra-newman-review-a-new-nineteen-eighty-four

luke, to random
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Just saw someone with a tshirt that said “READING IS FUN” and I’m not sure if they meant the activity or the place!

luke,
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@veronica on balance it’s got to be the activity as the place is a bit of a dump.

luke, to soccer
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Honestly can’t understand how Southgate has chosen Maguire over Dunk after Dunk was man of the match last week.

luke,
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@philheppenstall good point!

Edent, to random
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🆕 blog! “Back to BlackBerry”

This is a Necropost - rescued from AudioBoo and transcribed by AI because I'm lazy. Hello there, AudioBoo. I'm just in the middle of another grand phone experiment. I'm moving back to BlackBerry. Yes, after about a year, year and a half of being an Android Boy, it's time to go back to BlackBerry. So I've picked up the Torch, which is the slider and I'm having mixe…

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2011/03/back-to-blackberry/
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luke,
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@Edent whatever happened to audioboo?

luke,
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@Edent thanks!

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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    luke,
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    @gabh @Tattooed_mummy cor that looks decent

    ernie, to random
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    So weird to think about but today’s my 10-year anniversary. Somehow, I’ve been married 10 years! Amazing partner, doesn’t put up with any of my bullshit.

    May you have the same in your own life.

    luke,
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    @ernie Congratulations on 10 years! Here's to many many more.

    ben, to random
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    My two most controversial opinions on childcare that I think are completely reasonable but people often are even offended when I say them:

    1. Smacking is child abuse

    2. Private schools should not exist

    luke,
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    @ben how are either of those controversial? (I’m a parent of 2 kids.)

    Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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    This is jasmine tea I swear.

    luke,
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    @Some_Emo_Chick Likely story!

    TheBreadmonkey, to random
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    If there's one thing I've learned, there are only two types of people in this world. Soup people and not soup people. (also people who are ambivalent)

    luke,
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    @purplepadma @TheBreadmonkey also similar: people that don't like cheese. Have they really tried every type of cheese out there??

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    luke,
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    @Tattooed_mummy everyone needs to bake some bread! What's your go to recipe?

    luke,
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    @Tattooed_mummy nice. Let the bread maker knead it though?

    luke,
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    @Tattooed_mummy photo of the finished loaf please!

    luke, to random
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    My cat Freds is very happy in this discarded shoebox.

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    luke,
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    @Saltssaltgirl is strawberry wine actually a thing?

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    @Tattooed_mummy

    Animated gif of tv character Sergeant Major Williams saying “oh dear, how sad, never mind”

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