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indivisibleteam, 3 months ago to random

“No one should panic” always has the intended effect of preventing panic.

Wileymiller, 3 months ago to random

@GottaLaff
Well, it's been 1 week today since I joined Mastodon, and I'm enjoying it SO much more Twit-shit.

GottaLaff, 4 months ago to random

I missed this little nugget last night because I was avoiding the news.

#WompWomp.

Vivek Ramaswamy is dropping out of the 2024 presidential race.

GottaLaff, 4 months ago to legal

I’ll live toot what I can. It’s so earrlllllyyyy!

Via erica orden:

Reporters, AG lawyers, Tish James and Secret Service are all in the courtroom now for Trump civil fraud trial closing arguments, which are scheduled to start at 10 but will likely be delayed. No sign yet of Trump lawyers or Trump himself.
…..
#Trump lawyers have now arrived.

#NewYork #legal

GottaLaff, 4 months ago to random

ZAP-itty-doo-dah!⚡️

Say it with me: I love Jamie Raskin with the heat of 1000000 white hot suns.

Via Aaron Rupar:

MARGE GREENE: It's not pornography

#RASKIN: You're the expert

GottaLaff, 4 months ago to legal

😂 #WompWomp

#Trump won’t make his own closing argument in his #NewYork civil business fraud trial after his lawyers objected to the judge’s insistence that the former president would stick to “relevant” matters.

Judge Arthur Engoron rescinded permission on Wednesday, a day ahead of closing arguments in the trial. #legal

https://apnews.com/article/trump-fraud-trial-closing-arguments-420997f889922423dbce8a0945f0c348?taid=659ed925d9cb0f0001bbffcd&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

GottaLaff, 5 months ago to legal

🤦🏻‍♀️1. It won’t happen. This is more red meat for his little Nazi followers.
2. If he did, if his lawyers really go there with him, he’ll milk that free publicity for all it’s worth as always, while getting laughed, objected to, & fined out of court.

But what do I know.

“#Trump fraud trial: Trump intends to deliver part of closing argument himself, say sources” #legal https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/trump-fraud-trial/trump-intends-to-deliver-part-of-closing-himself-say-sources-106237800?id=103642561

GottaLaff, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to TeslaMotors

Via NY Times' Ryan Mac: 🧵 1/...

With #X CEO Linda Yaccarino sitting in the room, Elon #Musk just told advertisers who have pulled out of X — including Disney CEO Bob Iger — to go fuck themselves. #Twitter

Gargron, 10 months ago to random

Going to share a few more up-close shots of the new Mastodon merch! I'm happy that we got to incorporate some Mastodon history in the designs. Mind you there's only going to be 250 of each at launch!

An enamel pin attached to a white t-shirt. The pin features an elephant riding a paper airplane.
A purple mug featuring an elephant on a green landscape. The elephant is waving.
A black t-shirt featuring an elephant riding a paper airplane among different colored planets. The Mastodon logo is visible.

grammargirl, 10 months ago to Youtube

We've been having a problem with the subtitles on our YouTube videos for a few weeks now. Is anyone else having this problem where they all show up covering the first few seconds?

We aren't doing anything different we can think of, and everything looks fine with all the timestamp settings in the system. I'm at a loss for how to fix it.

#YouTube #VideoEditing

taylorlorenz, 10 months ago to random

Most Twitter employees did not receive any type of severance when they were laid off, and even those that did got only one month of pay. https://www.thedailybeast.com/twitter-sued-for-owing-dollar500-million-in-severance-to-ex-employees

goldengateblond, 1 year ago to random

guess who just found out how many people have him blocked #phonystark