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mikemccaffrey, 1 month ago to random

@dansinker Wow, you must be very busy if you missed the news about Angela Chao, shipping conglomerate CEO and Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law, drowning in a Tesla because she couldn't get the doors open.

MPgh, 1 month ago to random

Silent Sunday.

subjacentish, 1 month ago to random

Herd Immunity isn't a Destination.

It's a

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lzg, 1 month ago to random

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mikemccaffrey, 1 month ago to random

Well, it seems like 2/3 of the way through Platinum III is the rank that I've settled at in #Fortnite. Now when I do really well one game, any gains are immediately lost in three games where I get shot in the first two minutes.

skry, 1 month ago to Bloomscrolling

My rhubarb seems to be doing something special. Not sure what yet. I am an optimist so this goes to #bloomscrolling, but it could be aliens.

A distance shot of the same plant showing its new large ruffly heart-shaped leaves. Only the stems are safe to eat. They are intensely sour until cooked with sugar.

Adventurer, 1 month ago to random

Pizza

mmiasma, 1 month ago to random

A close friend I've had all my adult life is struggling with things a little bit these days. They don't like to leave their house and almost never initiate contact with friends anymore.

I hate the helplessness of watching a loved one who has closed themselves off from the world a little more each time we speak.

That's not how we should be getting old damn it. We should be laughing together at all the stupid shit we did and survived in our 20's.

#OldPeopleOfMastodon
#Friendship

Alice, 1 month ago to random

Seems super stupid to sell seashells by the seashore.

skry, 1 month ago to random

I was searching for something completely different and unrelated on one of our increasingly deteriorating search engines when I found this bizarre corner of the digiverse. https://dotesports.com/minecraft/news/top-10-minecraft-prison-servers-to-join-in-2024

ErikUden, 1 month ago to random

I think I did enough Fedi for this month...

mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to random

Not sure how I have not heard of #AURORA before now, but some of her songs are just like getting bonus #AgnesObel tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qHsWAZ4xU

lzg, 2 months ago to random

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mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to Xiaomi

I absolutely love the color of this beautiful car that will hopefully eat Elon Musk's lunch. https://www.digitaltrends.com/cars/tesla-faces-new-rival-as-tech-giant-enters-ev-sector/

#Xiaomi #SU7

Close-up of the trunk and the beautiful blue color.

mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to portland

Time for the now-annual jump-starting of the pickup truck on the first beautiful weekend of spring, after months of being too seasonally depressed to work on house projects or drive for non-grocery errands.

#pdxtst

mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to random

I spent several minutes trying to figure out which messaging app my wife and I were using to have a conversation before remembering that we had been talking out loud.

mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to random

What have things come to when #MarjorieTaylorGreene is suddenly the voice of reason.

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/4528899-greene-tik-tok-bill-opposition-twitter-ban/

futurebird, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Bats fly by grabbing the air in their their sensitive webbed fingers, feeling little eddies of air, they adjust instantaneously deftly, teasing their way through air currents.

I'm certain birds have a similar sense of the air, but there is something more relatable and easier to imagine about being the bat, using great webbed hands to surf & climb air columns.

We haven't even gotten to the part about the radar yet!

If I could spend a day as a creature it'd be an ant, but 2nd choice is a bat.

fasterthanlime, 2 months ago to random

every week I ask the internet "how do I watch show X legally?" and every week the internet looks back at me and laughs

mikemccaffrey, 2 months ago to Fortnite

I've finally gotten into playing #Fortnite. I wasn't expecting so much of the game to be sitting around patently waiting in picturesque landscapes watching the sunlight shine down through gaps in the clouds over varied lush ecosystems.

My character similarly crouching down, but this time on a lush grassy hill under a tree. Directly ahead is another stream with trees, but in the background are stony hills with a big statue of a greek god pointing down at some ruins.
My character again crouched on a hill, this time his is in the shadow of some clouds and all the trees are pine trees. Across a ravine, a train makes its way to a station where is will slow briefly. There are three green skulls behind my character, indicating that I have three double jumps stored up, which is a think they are doing this season.