nash

nash, 8 months ago to random

our new Moon Phase AI is a LLM trained on 38 years worth of moon phase data. it uses 25kWh of electricity per post & is correct 32% of the time. also we have gotten it to mostly stop being overtly racist

nash, 3 months ago to random

holding the website down with my foot & pointing my sword at them as I check this box:

nash, 1 month ago to random

the biggest unsolved problem in computer science is capitalism

nash, 3 months ago to random

So @hexephre and I have been working on a secret project lately & now we are excited to present to you:

✨ Fedi Trading Cards! ✨

• Create your own personal trading card(s) and share them with friends!
• There are no rules to this game, so put whatever you want on there! Or make up your own rules!
• Use the #FediCard tag to share with other fedi...carders? cardizens??
• Collect them ALL 😤

https://nashhigh.itch.io/fedi-cardmaker

sugar, 10 days ago to random

actual question my friend (also looking for work) is getting when they apply to work at a local cofe shop

nash, 11 months ago to random

reinventing the wheel so I can have a wheel that doesn't sell my data

nash, 8 months ago to random

I thought plums were only meant as breakfast food
Saved for someone else, but not for me
Plums were out to get me
So cold and so sweet
Delicious stonefruit haunted all my dreams

Then I saw her fridge
Now I'm a plum thiever
Please forgive
My obvious crime
Cold sweet plums, I'm a plum thiever,
I'm gonna leave her a short rhyme

nash, 6 months ago to random

why don't I get tax breaks for not finishing my creative projects

nash, 9 months ago to random

you wouldn't
TITLE
a GOOSE GAME

nash, 6 months ago to random

don't believe the "too old for trick-or-treating" propaganda!

older trick-or-treaters are an essential part of the candy economy. they present a greater risk of bigger and more inconvenient tricks, putting pressure on Adult Residents to provide better treats, a net benefit to trick-or-treaters of all ages. without the older demographic, trick-or-treaters lose crucial bargaining power and the dynamic shifts in favor of the Residents

nash, 1 month ago to random

why stop with tiktok? ban all apps that aggressively harvest user data & have the potential to share that data with a government

nash, 7 months ago to random

honey came in and she caught me red-handed
evolving toward a crablike form
picture this: we become crustaceans
walking on the ocean floor

nash, 4 months ago to random

Preferred Temperature Units:
⚫ Celsius
⚫ Fahrenheit
🔘 Whatever's more dramatic

nash, 2 months ago to random

PainBox by Bene Gesserit -- a curated selection of pains delivered monthly right to your doorstep

nash, 5 months ago to random

Culty robes,
Take me home
To the crypt where I belong
Necromancer!
Dark Enchanter!
Culty robes,
Take me home

nash, 7 months ago to random

You are tasked with bringing a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage across a river in a small rowboat. If left alone together, the wolf will eat the goat, and the goat will eat the cabbage. There is only enough room on the boat for you to take one of them per trip.

Wolf, goat, cabbage, and boat all have lucrative insurance policies which you would like to cash in on. In what order do you take them across to maximize your insurance claim?

nash, 5 months ago to random

Forbes 20 Under $20/Hour

nash, 17 days ago to random

it's cool that we live in a time where people have enough knowledge about space stuff to understand & predict things like eclipses & geomagnetic storms, and also that we have the ability to communicate instantly across the world, so we get to kinda experience celestial events with everyone else on the planet in real time

nash, 6 months ago to random

mastodon should have a second Favorite button where the star is crying

nash, 1 month ago to random

wait no I'm NOT done being angry at spotify!!

(also ty @touk for creating this meme template)

nash, 7 months ago to random

reworked my 'random cellular automata' python script for this cool CRT tv I got my my grandparents

the same crt tv. this time the entire screen is full of a chaotic mesh of pink and green squares. the background is all tinted red, but that's just because the camera was trying to white balance for the tv

nash, 6 months ago to random

evil wizard whose spells are all based on pop culture / meme references & can only afflict people who understand the reference

nash, 7 months ago to random

thinking about becoming the guard who always lies for a bit, if my colleague is okay with switching. how to ask though... 🤔

nash, 17 days ago to random

the aurora stuff was fun but I wish it had destroyed Meta or something too. I guess there's still time

nash, 1 day ago to random

a cow is specifically a female bovid taurus. so it goes without saying that to be a "cowboy" is inherently genderqueer