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nash, 1 day ago to random

heard a shrill screeching while I was up on the ladder & thought it was a hawk. climbed down to look & it was a bluejay yelling at a groundhog

nash, 1 day ago to random

a cow is specifically a female bovid taurus. so it goes without saying that to be a "cowboy" is inherently genderqueer

nash, 2 days ago to random

2 Iron 2 Wine

nash, 3 days ago to random

you paid 40 thousand dollars? for a warhammer??

sugar, 10 days ago to random

actual question my friend (also looking for work) is getting when they apply to work at a local cofe shop

nash, 15 days ago to random

if I was a sun I would simply not eject my coronal mass. it would be easy for me

nash, 17 days ago to random

it's cool that we live in a time where people have enough knowledge about space stuff to understand & predict things like eclipses & geomagnetic storms, and also that we have the ability to communicate instantly across the world, so we get to kinda experience celestial events with everyone else on the planet in real time

nash, 17 days ago to random

we ask God why they made the universe & it turns out the whole thing is a big fermentation culture & dude is just up there making dark energy beer or something

nash, 17 days ago to random

the aurora stuff was fun but I wish it had destroyed Meta or something too. I guess there's still time

nash, 1 year ago to random

Pippin [answering texts from "Dark Lord" on the burner phone he found at Saruman's place]: hey what's up
Sauron: who is this
Pippin: this is Pippin! who's this? [selfie with Gandalf in the background & location on]

hannah, 18 days ago to random

The patron saint of gifted children

According to the memorial, the 12-year-old Quintus died of overwork shortly after the competition.

nash, 20 days ago to random

having my login codes sent to my mastodon account. call that toot factor authentication

nash, 23 days ago to random

Drum 'n Bass elicits the possibility of other musical genres devoted exclusively to pairs of instruments. Tambourine 'n Concertina perhaps. Viola 'n Penny Whistle. Chord Organ 'n Maracas. Gong 'n Bassoon. The possibilities are tremendous...

nash, 25 days ago to random

Two legs diverged in a yellow wood
Near them, on the ground,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies,
Whose works are these?
I think I know,
His name is on the statue, though
He will not see me stopping here
To eat his plums both sweet & cold

hannah, 24 days ago to random

Shout out to Bic for making products that basically do what you need them to for much longer than you’d expect given the price

nash, 25 days ago to random

HEPA stands for:

High
Energy
Particle
Accelerator

nash, 27 days ago to random

they shoulda gave the batman suit slightly more extreme nipples with every iteration. it should be codified in the IP license

nash, 28 days ago to random

one thing about electric toothbrushes is you still have to go from tooth to tooth. they didn't automate all of it. why isn't it like a big thing you bite down on & it brushes all your teeth at once?? or a little robot arm that goes around & gets all the teeth carwash style. idk I just feel like this is an incomplete technology

nash, 1 month ago to random

every elected official should have mandatory dunk-tank / slime chair hours where a randomly selected constituent gets to vote yes or no whether to dunk/slime them & can opt to make an official public comment as to why they chose what they chose

nash, 1 month ago to random

69 Bug Songs

nash, 1 month ago to random

There are no Peculiar Holidays this coming week, but the following week (4/21 through 4/27) there are 3, and they're all quite delightful:

• Tuesday 4/23 is Trout Faire 🐟🎪(cc @loren )
• Wednesday 4/24 is Dance of the Star 🌀⭐
• Saturday 4/27 is Harmony Skunkmas 🦨🎵

nash, 1 month ago to random

hey the Palestinian Relief Bundle is up now!!

I know there were a lot of challenges getting that one to go live, so I'm excited to see it's up and already meeting its goals!

my lil civilization-builder zine game, Odd Little World, is in this bundle, along with 372 other games!

https://itch.io/b/2321/palestinian-relief-bundle