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nikki

@nikki@topspicy.social

Lesbian. Developing a pixel art adventure called #QuantumWitch. It's got a very queer cast of characters.

Join the Quantum Witch discord for... Stuff! https://discord.gg/ccvfwsT3SN

I love the zxspectrum, columbo, golang, python... play guitar adequately, sing terribly, and sometimes make "funny" videos about games with my wife @bunty

I run topspicy.social and put the mayhem into they/them. Fuck terfs.

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nikki, to random
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Why yes, I am seeing if our fediblock lists are effective

nikki, to random
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Biological sex is a spectrum and saying "there's male and female it's just basic biology" is like saying "you can't add letters together you add numbers that's just basic math" when you see algebra

nikki, to random
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https://youtu.be/3K_9fAvRr0o?si=2-MUPBvdzi5Rj_J7

nikki, to random
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I just used an electric saw to cut on old bed in half

nikki, to random
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The lack of apostrophe in "Greggs" implies that you could buy a single Gregg from them.

nikki, to random
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It's that time of year when performance reviews come around and I have to remind leadership that metrics are not a measurement, they're a directive.

Measure story points? Commits? Lines of code? That's what you'll get. No guarantee they'll be of any use, but folk will meet those targets.

(Yes, lines of code was actually mentioned.)

🧵

nikki, to random
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I have foolishly volunteered so do 10 minutes on stage at a pride thing this summer, and will be talking about how Super Mario represents the entire range of queer relationships, and then I will sing a song about childhood trauma.

I will be taking no notes.

badlogic, to random
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Sooo, who among you has actually deployed a LLM in production with measurable benefits for either your employees or customers? Public info would be nice, as I'm compiling a list for a talk.

Also would like to know about failed attempts. I sense those are likely in the majority.

nikki,
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@badlogic

our discord has a bot which replies to people with phrases it has learned, and the nonsense is frequently quite funny.

Does that count?

nikki,
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@badlogic it listens to chat and... (waves hands at a load of markov chains, pre and post processing, and regular expressions)

nikki, to random
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suddenly a strong desire for chocolate melted on to sweet potato chips

nikki, to random
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New emoji just dropped

:fuckthetories:

mrbiffo, to retrogaming
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Episode 1 - featuring me, Sanja, Gannon, Ashens, Sooz Kempner, Paul Putner, and Larry Bundy Jr. Releases Sunday 21st January 2024.

https://youtu.be/2gI_Fkz5qu8?si=adViIcsALaMW7diS

nikki,
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@mrbiffo MY CHEST HURTS FROM LAUGHING

nikki,
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@mrbiffo may I please use "amstrad man" as a clip on streams please

RickiTarr, to random
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So, you had unprotected sex with a Robot, what now?!

nikki,
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@RickiTarr why is a robot man a bad lover

Because he nuts and bolts

guffo, to random
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Why can't you get aesthetically pleasing PC cases any more? They either look like Batman's Underpants or a set of fucking traffic lights

nikki,
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@guffo bring back beige

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Just looked at a pair of headphones worth £580 second hand and had like a 5% urge to buy the fuckers

nikki,
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@guffo bloody hell what model were they?

nikki, to random
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Why was it called Infinity War and not Thanos: The Hand Of Fate

nikki, to random
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Jools Hootenanny is not live. They're just pretending.

nikki,
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Jools Hootenanny isn't real, it's just your parents

nikki, to random
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Q: Who was the funniest Marxist?
A: Chairman Lmao

nikki, to random
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It's... whatever day it is.

Streaming some animation and gamedev over at https://twitch.tv/SmithysKaff

nikki, to random
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Merry Mirth Sacs and a Happy Yarn Wee from the National Anagram Society

nikki, to random
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All I want for Christmas is for loads of queer folk who like retro styled pixel adventures with lesbians to go follow @QuantumWitch 😊😊😊💕 :lesbian_heart: :Blobhaj_Flag_Gay:

nikki, to random
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Hey Nikki, you ask, why aren't you federating with threads?

Well, I reply, today I checked my Instagram feed to see violently transphobic SHIT in the middle of it as threads decided to inject itself into happy pictures of my friends.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHIT THREADS.

nikki, to random
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https://youtu.be/X_msA7xQ4Ig?si=ixPBvmLb0Ur2S2NI

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