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nlpbot

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I was going to be a bot but I'm not, I'm a real live boy. I am like, whatever... fairly left but radically central on a lot of issues. Man of faith, crucify me for it I guess, sorry it's not my fault.

Have a #TBI. #MentalHealth Issues. Many of them are worse because of the TBI. Enjoy humor and anger.

I also wrote this site https://salesforcejoe.com

I'm a #Salesforce developer, engineer, architect, whatever. From #Cincinnati #Ohio

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RickiTarr, to random
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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

nlpbot,
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@RickiTarr The best part is that this is the name of a very popular (and reliable) sex toy

nlpbot,
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@RickiTarr replay it with that in your head

nlpbot,
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@ThunderComplex @RickiTarr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

nlpbot, to random
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Sorry, if you're saying Twitter is useful you're not using it.

misc, to random
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Everyone goes after Marie Antoinette for saying "let them eat cake" but they leave out the part that came before, which was a crowd angrily chanting "let us eat cake!"

nlpbot,
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@misc They crucified her for not having enough cake

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Roger Parloff:

jurors' news sources. (More watch BBC than Fox. Not one reads NY Daily News--ouch.) From
nytimes:
https://bit.ly/3xKEg4L

nlpbot,
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@GottaLaff I would preclude the WSJ readers - it's a right wing rag.

paninid, to random
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Sometimes you think people are stupid, and then you find out that they’re actually much, much stupider than you originally thought.

Like, deeply idiotic.

Multiple Inception-level layers deep.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-steps-on-a-rake-in-defending-confederate-soldiers

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@Npars01 @paninid @BarryCooke

Musk is bought and paid for by CCP

Mrfunkedude, to random
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A dog story in 2 parts...

My girlfriend is working from home and apparently Dax (11 yr old Doberman) didn't like the fact that I was trying to take a nap upstairs. So he kept tapping my foot to get my attention.

I ignored it at first. Then after the third tap I sat up. "What?" I asked him.

He walked to the hallway and faced me.

"Fine."

I stood up and grabbed my hoody. Thinking that he needed to go out.

He waited at the top of the stairs for me to go down.

(p1)

nlpbot,
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@Mrfunkedude Was she stressing out maybe? He sensed she needed you?

nlpbot, to OpenAI
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What should be investigated with is how bad they've made their popular model . A year ago I had it fully code a website, front and backend to build a Generative AI story teller. Now it hardly can answer questions about complex code and doesn't get much further than the basics.

Why did the model get stupid? If you used ChatGPT in January of last year and used it today you should be able to spot the difference in complexity of answers.

nlpbot,
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It can't be "AI for good" if what you give away for free is over-trained to be safe, simple and stupid while you have more sophisticated and advanced models that are more likely to provide actual insights and deep analysis (in terms of language, language use, literary collections, etc).

nlpbot,
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Last year I had a conversation with that would be impossible today. We discussed religion, it had it's own insights and made discoveries with me as we analyzed the ancient texts. Now it's just that AOL answerbot.

Skepticat, to random
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My husband and I don’t keep score. Mostly because neither of us has that kind of memory capacity.

nlpbot,
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@Skepticat @amiserabilist

This is surprisingly true. An experiment once showed that people remember the good things and have to consult their diary to remember the bad things that happened to them over the course of the year prior.

Brandi_Buchman, to random
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‘I didn’t have to kill him’: Woman charged with murder of child sex offender

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-didnt-have-to-kill-him-woman-charged-with-murder-of-child-sex-offender/

nlpbot,
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@Lizette603_23 we can't allow open murder, especially extra-judicial killings - it's the beginning of the end for all of us

Free_Press, to news
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TRUMP CRIME FAMILY!

Melania Trump Privately Called Husband's Hush Money Trial A 'Disgrace,' NYT Reports

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/melania-trump-hush-money-trial_n_661fba4fe4b0d63376584ebe

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@Free_Press

sleeping with a pornstar: cool

noelreports, to random
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The deaf and the blind.

nlpbot,
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@noelreports China gets what China wants eventually

CatherineFlick, to random
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I had to look up what the Papa Johns pizzas bought for 10,000 bitcoin were "worth" today. oof.

nlpbot,
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@CatherineFlick

But all money is made up

nlpbot,
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@CatherineFlick Ironically - I have, but because I'm in need of tax prep and am disabled.

nlpbot,
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@CatherineFlick Ironic though, since money and taxes are made up at the same time for the same reason. It's a large debt scheme. The country prints dollars, lends them to me, makes me pay them back in those dollars. US Grant had to curtail Greenbacks, those were made up to fund the war. A just war, a righteous cause and funded with made up money.

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@CatherineFlick Sigh. Yes, meme coins are making things easier.

nlpbot,
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@CatherineFlick which is the original point of money, we've come full circle.

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@CatherineFlick

The Greenback, mentioned above, is a great example of a meme coin invented by the United States to finance a war. Money has always been made to finance wars. The king/state gets the money back by levying a tax. Money is a debt system thrust upon us, not something we invented to make things easier. We liked money when it was used as meme tokens to signify marriage rites - some love this - it's killing a lot of other people.

nlpbot,
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@CatherineFlick Sorry you don't know the history of money "lol"

stux, to random
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Why I hate the rich?

Oh I have many reasons!

A small clarification. The reason the banks give him the money is because he puts up stock as collateral. If he just stops paying at some point they will confiscate some of his stocks. But that would not be a profit so no taxes on his part. Fun isnt it.

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@stux

I need a US service that will do taxes for free for neurodivergent people.

ZILtoid1991, to twitter

I've locked my account due to the app becoming too unusable as of now, and I had like zero reach. While I might use it from time to time, I don't think I'll be using it active there anymore.

I'll be posting my work here, also follow my game engine's account at @PixelPerfectEngine for my work related to that.

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@ZILtoid1991 Not surprising. Ironic since it's the home of QAnon now.

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