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I was going to be a bot but I'm not, I'm a real live boy. I am like, whatever... fairly left but radically central on a lot of issues. Man of faith, crucify me for it I guess, sorry it's not my fault.

Have a #TBI. #MentalHealth Issues. Many of them are worse because of the TBI. Enjoy humor and anger.

I also wrote this site https://salesforcejoe.com

I'm a #Salesforce developer, engineer, architect, whatever. From #Cincinnati #Ohio

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djlink, to random
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the Advantage360 looks like a neat keyboard, but oof that price

nlpbot,
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@djlink The wire between the two sides seems short(sighted)

stux, to random
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American fries™️

But with a little extra sauce

nlpbot,
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@RL_Dane @stux

To mimic the Reuben

nlpbot, to random
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I #hate these Liberty Mutual commercials

nlpbot, to random
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Call me old fashioned, but I think Presidents who commit crimes should go to jail.

nlpbot, to random
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My sister's ex-husband used to be featured on the website for "cyber" scams. He tricked people on eBay into buying stuff that was broken or he'd refuse to ship it to the 5 people who all bought the same item.

He was a piece of shit.

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I wish the UI showed me who people followed from - I want to follow them, but if I click through to Threads I can't log into my home server.

nlpbot, to random
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@cy It's someone he cheated on her with, Karen McDougal

nlpbot, to random
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and Melania deserve your respect.

nlpbot, to random
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I miss my wife. Now my ex-wife. She's still the love of my heart.

stux, to random
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Found an awesome bus bench

nlpbot,
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@stux I'm jealous you go outside

nlpbot,
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@curve Weird, I'm surprised people want them. Here on the west side they made school buses 2 hours late.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NOTE: I have stuff to do today. My live posting will be limited. So will my replies/reading your replies.

THREAD: 🧵 1/…

Klasfeld:

Now

Trump enters the courtroom and is seated at the defense table.

Photojournalists go close up in front of him, as usual, to take their photos.

"All rise."

Justice Merchan takes the bench and invites Trump's lawyer Emil Bove to put their email exchange from Wednesday on the record.

It's an evidentiary issue.

nlpbot,
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@GottaLaff

NFL

McDougal isn't at play in the crimes

Free_Press, to news
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How Corrupt is Religion in Russia!?

Top: Russian Orthodox patriarch says Russia builds churches while Europe closes them.

Bottom: what Russia actually does to churches in Donetsk region.

video/mp4

nlpbot,
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@Free_Press This is a central QAnon line. It needs defeated by us being louder.

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Tech news that helps you understand what's going on rather than trying to make you feel some kind of way about it. If that sounds right for you, come join! http://twitch.tv/gooddayinternet/

nlpbot,
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@acedtect

When

RickiTarr, to random
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It insane to me how often women are not given pain management for gynecological procedures, because many many years ago a male doctor who's never had a vagina, cervix, or uterus decided that there weren't enough nerve endings up there to hurt significantly. I think it's time to put this fallacy to bed. It most definitely does hurt, and people who have literally no experience with female equipment don't get to decide this for me. Trust me docs, you don't want to taste your own medicine on this.

nlpbot,
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@RickiTarr @Kierkegaanks

George W Bush made Compassionate a thing

nlpbot,
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@RickiTarr @Kierkegaanks We do want compassion, that's the problem - and how he got away with it.

AAKL, to ai
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    nlpbot,
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    @AAKL Weird thing is, I can't turn it on. I went to the site, it's a redirect loop of new tabs.

    stux, to random
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    Yeah I guess that makes sense :ed_grin:

    (got a VPN on but still, such a "free" platform huh :blobcatgiggle: )

    nlpbot,
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    @stux Maybe they'll federate

    nlpbot,
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    @stux You'd hope they'd actually take the federation code out so their service runs smoother - since they don't need it.

    Why don't we fork this sucker and sell stonks?

    kfury, to random
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    Tesla’s earnings come out tomorrow and for the first time ever they don’t have a hotly anticipated vehicle in the works other than the Roadster 2, a much delayed quarter-million dollar supercar that will never be a revenue driver.

    All their hopes are pinned on robotaxis that will rely on unmonitored full self driving which for the past nine years Musk has consistently promised is no more than two years away.

    nlpbot,
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    @kfury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGOjHi-7MM

    xinicit, to random
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    Celebrating Earth Day by getting the barista to pour the coffee into my cupped hands.

    nlpbot,
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    @LoganFive @xinicit This should be a hashtag game

    GottaLaff, to legal
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    1/…🧵

    Via Klasfeld:

    Expected first:

    The judge may issue his Sandoval rulings, determining what prior bad acts prosecutors can confront Trump with if he testifies.

    A key question: "What's fair game?"

    nlpbot,
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    @GottaLaff

    They kind of nailed but I'd like him to say in response: I don't have to rely on this case, there are others.

    nlpbot, to random
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    What about a federated dating site?

    Tengrain, to random
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    ¿What sort of eff’ery is this? =>

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/04/new-hampshire-republicans-polio-mmr-measles-vaccine-antivax-bill/

    nlpbot,
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    @Tengrain clearly they have turned against America

    TonyStark, to random
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    Abortion reached its lowest point since Roe under Obama/Biden because the goal was not to punish women, but to address inequality issues and have policies like health insurance covers birth control so that abortions wouldn’t be needed to start with.
    https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/17/509734620/u-s-abortion-rate-falls-to-lowest-level-since-roe-v-wade

    The "prolife" movement has shown itself to be a nauseating fraud bent on punishing low income, non-white women.

    Drive time for abortions are longest in low-income, diverse areas across U.S.:
    https://www.axios.com/2024/04/21/abortion-ban-drive-time-states-low-income

    nlpbot,
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    @TonyStark What will Republicans do about all these unwanted babies?

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