seismic007

@seismic007@woof.group

Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #NotAThirstTrap

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taber, to random
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I got my hair cut in Georgia, America

seismic007,

@taber sexx. Puro sexo.

seismic007, to random

Tried making rice krispy treats with popcorn instead of cereal. Not real pleased with the result.

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Meet Our Mediums

seismic007,

@taber do they have any L or XL? Medium hasn’t worked for me in a long time

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was reminded today of the utterly batshit, surrealist satirical 1976 prime time soap opera "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" which started off the series with this and only got more unhinged as it went along

video/mp4

seismic007,

@taber That was a great show to watch as a ‘literally on the cusp of teen years youth’ (as I was at that time).

taber, to random
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my Subaru is being worked on, physically, by an actual, live, Twink Mechanic, that is happening, she's even a mincer, I love gay rights

seismic007,

@taber my Subaru is also being worked on at this exact moment, but the mechanic is kept hidden from me. I can only hope it’s a Twink.

seismic007, to random

I have to give it to Virgin Voyages: their staff is incredible. Genuinely friendly. And (🐽 alert) so many 🔥 men

seismic007, to random

Don’t know that I’ve ever had a proper (traditional) daiquiri. How have I missed out on this deliciousness for so long?!?!

taber, to random
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past the"humidifier" stage what I need is one of those grocery store lettuce blasting systems

seismic007,

@taber …or a houseboy with a mister?

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love how sometimes I'm so tired that it takes me a few minutes to remember what it is you do when it is night outside and you are tired

seismic007,

@taber (you stay up all night going down some Internet rabbit hole, right?)

Skoop, to php
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has impact on every aspect of my life. Example: when I was in LA for I learned about the concept of breakfast burritos.

I took that idea with me, and now made my own this morning. I will be doing this more often!

seismic007,

@Skoop breakfast burritos are one of the greatest inventions ever. I discovered them while living in New Mexico (USA), where the Hatch Green Chile is king. (If you’re unfamiliar with Hatch Green Chiles, see: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_chile)

taber, to random
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hey non-Mid-Atlantic oomfs: this crime scene looking delicacy is a “Gobbler,” a hoagie loaded with cranberry sauce, turkey, and gravy, you get it at a gas station and it’s fucking fantastic

seismic007,

@taber …from WaWa? 🥰

taber, to random
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the particular exact fashion in which Noel Fielding is funny on GBBO is I think a specific way to be funny that’s never been done before, at least not at this scale???

seismic007,

@taber Noel Fielding is funny?

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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

seismic007,

@lowqualityfacts you’re not wrong, really.

seismic007, to random

Started my Monday by opening an email stating that I’m getting a 20% pay increase. (the pay increase was across my entire job code in this municipality. This is the only way to start the work week.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I will never chew gum again.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

seismic007,

@lowqualityfacts It happened to me.

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I wonder what makes it so great.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

seismic007,

@lowqualityfacts I’ve been to 5035. Was not a fan.

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:badge_important: Ivory now supports custom instance emoji on :device_imac: (Mac) and :device_iphone: :device_ipad: (iOS/iPadOS)!

The update will roll out over the next few days, but you can grab it now here:
:appicon_ivory: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ivory-for-mastodon-by-tapbots/id6444602274

Once updated, just tap the smiley face icon in the compose window to view and select a custom emoji from your server instance.

seismic007,

@ivory Yaay! Thank you!

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    seismic007,

    @queersamus macaroni cheese?

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That's unsettling.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts My eyelashes change color from dark brown to white, back to dark brown each time I experience a complete REM sleep cycle.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That makes sense.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts At the time, crocodile activists protested and boycotted, to no avail.

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    I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts Orcas favorite ice cream flavour is butter pecan.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    It's one of life's many mysteries.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts Years ago, I read (in the original runic language) from a stone tablet that the source of wind was beans. The tablet was subsequently destroyed, so this toot (ahem) may just be the sound of two cheeks clapping.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I'm not surprised.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts The remaining 20% are due to brain freeze from drinking Slurpees too quickly.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That's wild.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts (but they don’t scramble well)

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That makes sense.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    seismic007,

    @lowqualityfacts Pecans are the pits inside medjool dates. Bet you didn’t know that.

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