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liztai, to languagelearning
@liztai@hachyderm.io avatar

Cantonese use one word to make everything sound like a cuss.

For real my favourite Canto words at one time was "sei pat poh" cos I watched way too much TVB and Stephen Chow movies then 😆

https://youtube.com/shorts/NimrwWK4QEM?si=NVNDKddPT5XpUv9_

voyager,
@voyager@hachyderm.io avatar

@liztai “sei pat poh” is too dramatic and “puk gai” (bastard) is more common in daily life :blobfoxlul: it can even be used in jokes between fds to mock each other

Speaking of this, I can’t believe I found this in Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonese_profanity

Guest Cantonese really takes curses into another level lol

liztai,
@liztai@hachyderm.io avatar

@voyager puk gai is my second fav lol

noborusudou, to random

ナースロボ_タイプTちゃんが一生懸命頑張ってます!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impossible_PhD, to random
@Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io avatar

Fuck it, since I'm apparently dumping my purse out tonight:

I've always admired the trans folks out there who have the courage to be so open about their sexualities, the naughty stuff they love, and especially the people who have the guts to choose to make a living at it, whether that's performers or artists or writers.

Impossible_PhD,
@Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io avatar

Also, if you're not sure how this squares with my comfort levels re: sex stuff as I've articulated several times before:

Me either! It's a mess up in here! gestures vaguely at head

Thanh_Le, to random
inpector, to random German
@inpector@social.saarland avatar

Irgendwo hier hab ich einen Screenshot mit dem WLAN-Namen "Afd bedroht die Demokratie" gesehen und gedacht damit kann man doch auch was kreatives machen...

Und nun gibt es hier ein entsprechendes WLAN welches via Capative Portal Login auf afd-verbot.de/beweise weiterleitet.

inpector,
@inpector@social.saarland avatar

Ich bin da natürlich nur mit der Maus ausgerutscht. Versteht sich von selbst, oder? ;-)

HdE,
@HdE@social.saarland avatar

@inpector
Scheint, dass es in unserer Gegend Menschen gibt, die auf Mastodon unterwegs sind, oder wie kommt sowas? 😂😂😂😂

Das hat man davon, wenn man mausgerutscht ist

MatthewTitus88, to random
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"Dirty deeds and their Dunder Chief."

otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@MatthewTitus88 "Dirty deeds done with sheep!"

SesameSquirrel, to random
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starts at 11:10pm ET

Everyone welcome for some silliness at the symphony! 😁

http://bit.ly/SymSatCartoonsVol2

DavBot, to fediverse
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Just ripping around this morning handing out burgers.

https://davbot.media/w/qUiJWKQF9xv1SgNNuHtPv8

vajra, to random
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Hey, if you'll be in or around NYC on June 18, come see me and Cass Khaw bring RAKESFALL into the world at Greenlight Bookstore in Brooklyn! https://www.greenlightbookstore.com/event/vajra-chandrasekera-cassandra-khaw

Dolphinchaz, to random
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Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@Dolphinchaz @Lassielmr @TalktoBeverley Don't give Braverman, Patel and Chope ideas….

Dolphinchaz,
@Dolphinchaz@mastodon.scot avatar

@Wen @Lassielmr @TalktoBeverley The only thing I'd give that lot is a lengthy jail sentence 🔒

bloor, to random
@bloor@bloor.tw avatar

“Speed limit for air quality”

60mph on the M4.

Why are EVs not exempted?

Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@bloor I am afraid it is. Obviously I don't know what car you drive, but length for length EVs are heavier. A simple comparison - the Peugeot 208 petrol - weight 1090 kg. The electric version 1910kg. That is almost double the weight for an identical car. Like for like they are much heavier. Now I lover our BMWi3 - now four years old, but I’m under no illusion as to like for like weight.

Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@bloor Of course the regenerative breaking means that it produces much less pollution from the brakes - which is important in towns especially- I rarely touch the brakes. In. fact this report (for what it is worth) from the RAC makes interesting reading

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/electric-cars/running/do-electric-vehicles-produce-more-tyre-and-brake-pollution-than-petrol-and/

Of course that may well not be the reason - maybe someone has figured out that it would be too confusing having multiple speed limits for saloon cars?

Catlynn, to random
@Catlynn@nerdculture.de avatar

Bun bun got stuck on baby sitting duty 😊

kimlockhartga,
@kimlockhartga@beige.party avatar

@Catlynn "Who's the squirrel with the funny ears?" 😁

Catlynn,
@Catlynn@nerdculture.de avatar

@kimlockhartga yup, I think she is an honorary ground squirrel! ☺️

NotSporkForWork, to random

Who wants a plushie from Spork?

Only rule: you don't get to pick the plushie, you ask and Spork decides what you get ​:foxxo_stifle:​

NotSporkForWork,

@puppygirlhornypost

Blue polkadot shark for you ​:blobcatboopadorable:​

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@NotSporkForWork i'll take it.

onelson, to random
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I need to pick a better movie for the next one.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I'm going to tempt fate and pick a 3rd movie to do with a haunted building

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I have one based on a Clive Barker story. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

inuyama, to random
@inuyama@misskey.io avatar

懐かしみの絵​:desuwaaaaa__ii:​​:natsukashii:​​:thinkhappy:​
♪ひっとみとじれば今~!

maique, to random
@maique@social.lol avatar

Still unable to post, my blog is dead.

pratik,
@pratik@writing.exchange avatar

@maique Usually that’s not a problem when users are like…

Futurama Buy GIF

maique,
@maique@social.lol avatar

@pratik Indeed. But it doesn’t feel “full auto”, if something goes wrong.

AnarchoNinaWrites, to random
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse avatar

Naw tho, I've done that reading:

“If a white man wants to lynch me, that's his problem. If he's got the power to lynch me, that's my problem. Racism is not a question of attitude; it's a question of power. Racism gets its power from capitalism. Thus, if you're anti-racist, whether you know it or not, you must be anti-capitalist. The power for racism, the power for sexism, comes from capitalism, not an attitude.”

― Kwame Ture

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