In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him. #DailyDadJoke#DadJokes#Puns
@QasimRashid
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Speaking of Johnny Cash... Take a look at the lyrics of <i>Ring Of Fire</i> and tell me it's not about gay sex.
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♬ Love, is a burning thing<br>
♩ And it makes, a fiery ring<br>
♫ Bound, by wild desire<br>
♪ I fell in, to a ring of fire<br>
I call it sshrimp. Stands for ssh really isn’t my problem.
For whatever reason this is the greatest joke I have heard all week. Bonus points is that the sshrimp agent needs to connect to the sshrimp certificate signing service called “barby” so you have to serve your shrimp on the barby.