Full Review #Link Below--- This Suitable Flesh (2023) Review Has Dirk Diggler Now Working In An Ice Cream Store Where It’s Always Cold! Also, Children Find Him Off-Putting!
My boyfriend and I thought it would be a cool start... #TheFly....
The 80s classic. Jeff Goldblum. Geena Davis. Let's do it. This is fun. We got some catching up to do...
I didn't expect this tragedy, this emotion and this power. I was gasping and screaming at the TV in the meantime. A great film experience that questions what it means to be human. Wow. I loved this one...
The Necroloupe is a legendary tree believed to grow near graves and cemeteries. Often referred to as the "Grief Tree," it's thought that its roots draw sustenance from nearby corpses, and its fruit is said to hold the hidden wisdom of the deceased. Esoteries such as "the Necroloupe (named after the tree)," hold this tree in high regard, seeing it as a symbol of knowledge transcending death. Some claim to have tasted its fruit, absorbing insights from the world beyond.
Considering the cast and that King wrote his own screenplay, it's fascinating how bad this #movie is. You'd be better off watching 1408 1409 more times.
From Michael Chaves, director of the worst entry in the ConjurVerse (The Curse of La Llorona).
Thanks to The Nun II he’s now the director of the worst and second worst entry in the ConjurVerse. Yay?
The #movie has no idea what to do with its titular character as Valak is shoehorned into the same repetitive scare just to wake the audience up from really dark and droning dialogue scenes.
If you want actual frights that don’t feel like an afterthought, this Nun has next to none.
Despite mostly generic scares, this #movie looks good.
From the Ashen estate to the Guignol theater, most of the creative juices were spent on making the dolls and everything else scarier than the script.
Ryan Kwantken looking like Ryan Reynolds' brother Brian. Donnie Wahlberg, the Timberlake of whatever boy band he was in.
Has all of James Wan's scares on full display and even some cheap ones. He would draw them out better in better #films but you can't help but have fun even if you're not a huge fan of ventriloquism. But, who isn't?
An oddly eclectic cast (David Warner? Olivia Hussey? the guy from The People's Court?) pepper this 90s kitsch horror movie with Clint Howard playing the guy you'd always expect Clint Howard to play.
After Howard makes his first appearance, the film gets inert with so much time between kills and not enough to keep you interested.
Featuring idiot movie cops and kids who should be dead.
The only thing that keeps you slightly invested is Clint Howard, and even he can't carry this past the midpoint with jokes that flatline as they're being said. Points for trying. Yawns for execution.
Just eat actual ice cream instead of seeing this.
This B-movie classic shows us the dangers of being attacked by the world's largest serving of cherry pie filling.
There's nothing particularly scary about any of this, though you can't help but smile at everything you see on screen.
Movies were 80 cents a ticket. Wow.
This is the whitest movie town I have ever seen. I thought I saw a black person during the scene where everyone runs out of the theater but I couldn't be sure. Maybe that was Mayor Goldie Wilson's aunt or something.
Watch it...if you dare.
"This is why black people don't swim" - A black guy behind us during the screening.
Even if you know where everything is going, this is still an entertaining enough vampire movie and Corey Hawkins has much more convincing British accent than Keanu Reeves ever did or will.
If you can make it through a plodding first hour (just kill something already), the second half is bloody cake. Since you know the ending (mostly), all that matters is that the kills are effective. For the most part, they are,
Appropriately disposable characters and a solid enough vampire. Something else to watch besides Barbenheimer.
Could have trimmed a dreary middle act, but someone will die soon enough.
Head ripping fun for the entire family.
70s set glacially paced folk horror movie in which nothing much happens.
A character literally writes "No Change".
It takes the midpoint for something to kinda sorta occur, and if you're afraid of lichen, then you'll be likin' this movie.
Oddly enough, plants growing constitutes a plot turn...and watching grass grow is how seeing this feels more most of its runtime.
Could have been an effective short film but it's a stunted a feature that wears out its welcome quickly.
Did the main character steal the red jacket from the little girl in Don't Look Now? Because that would be mean and more compelling than anything you actually watch.
Enys Men- Watch some grass grow.
MacReady and Childs would go on to form the pop R and B duo The Parka Brothers.
Their lone album EXTREME SHRINKAGE would spawn two Top Ten Hits "MacReady or Not" and "Don't Trust that Dog".