LoganFive

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

Ah, yes. The cargo pocket. Deepest of all the pockets. Never know what you'll find in there. Could be gold in them thar pockets.

Saltssaltgirl, 2 days ago to random

Asking for some good juju. You all came through for me the last time I needed it.

I have my first surgery scheduled for tomorrow and another on Friday.

Please send good vibes and calm. I’m worried about my students who will be without the stability of my classroom for an entire week.

LoganFive, 2 days ago to random

“Can you send me some possible good days to die?”
-Klingon Planner

LoganFive, 3 days ago to HashtagGames

Wordle on the Orient Express

#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames

18+ LoganFive, 4 days ago to random

My wife lying seductively
Me: I must draw you.
later

LoganFive, 10 days ago to random

If “fight or flight” comes from our lizard brain, shouldn’t it be called “brawl or crawl”?

LoganFive, 4 days ago to random

“Please give us feedback on your experience so we can ignore it a make everything worse instead.”
-Every Company Everywhere

LoganFive, 4 days ago to random

Conferences should be called Extravert Holding Pens.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to Bloomscrolling

#bloomscrolling

Alice, 5 days ago (edited 5 days ago) to random

The Doppler Effect is like how my voice sounds higher when I'm chasing after you but lower when I'm running away from you.

the_etrain, 6 days ago to random

Welcome to your 40s! Please warm up and stretch a little before attempting any yard work.

LoganFive, 6 days ago to random

Southwest is like Airplane Thunderdome but with overhead bin space.

Alice, 6 days ago to random

I would like to speak to your manager

so I can tell them about the great job you're doing because it is very difficult to be working in the service industry and you deserve to be appreciated and recognized for your hard work.

Alice, 6 days ago to random

I have friends from high school who have kids that are graduating from high school and I’m over here celebrating my graduation into a new loyalty tier at my preferred hotel chain.

tayfonay, 7 days ago to random

I’m in DC - anyone want me to go kick Alito in the dick while I’m here?

the_etrain, 8 days ago to random

Status: desperately seeking snoozin'

LoganFive, 8 days ago to random

If you think too highly of yourself, people will check your ego. If you think too little of yourself, people will check your self-deprication. The secret is to think just enough of yourself so people will leave you alone.

LoganFive, 9 days ago to random

Some people have a visual impairment that makes them think the sink is the dishwasher.

mentallyalex, 9 days ago to random

I just found out indoor skydiving is a thing and exists and I am physically able to participate if I enter the building.

I am not exactly sure how I feel about this information yet. Do I know anyone that has done this?

Have you done this? Will you tell me about it? Am I doing it?

the_etrain, 9 days ago to random

Whataya say we stir up some trouble*?

*cake batter

LoganFive, 10 days ago to random

Sometimes I worry that the things I've starred will come up in some court case down the road and then I'll have to explain my support for erotic baking videos.