LoganFive

LoganFive, 9 months ago to random

I'm pretty tired of picking the "lesser of two evils" and would like to try the "better of two goods."

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

Can someone please update Mastodon so I can follow someone’s link to a post and still be logged in? I will give you a coupon for 2-for-1 ostrich burgers at McOstriches.

LoganFive, 7 months ago to random

I’m taking a page from @RickiTarr and getting inquisitive.

What do you all do for fun? Besides this Mastodon wackiness?

LoganFive, 10 months ago to random

Why would you mute someone as opposed to just blocking the person? I don’t think I understand the purpose of the mute option.
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Edit: OK, I think I’ve gotten enough feedback on this question. This was really helpful! Thank you all for taking the time!

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

My life is complete!

Thanks @Alice for the amazing card and the last two of your buttons! (Sorry, those are the last two everyone.) It was well worth the Patreon membership fees.

LoganFive, 11 months ago to random

If Mastodon had a party in real life and you were there, which person would you be?

I am the one trying to get the board games going.

LoganFive, 9 months ago to random

Can we stop trying to make appliances smart and start making people smart?

I’d much rather have a smart neighbor than a smart fridge.

LoganFive, 9 months ago to random

I will star posts from bot accounts because bots need love too.

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

I have a theory that people who are more physically sensitive (to touch, heat, etc.) are also more emotionally sensitive. At the moment though I only have a small sample size of data, in the ballpark of 2 people.

LoganFive, 4 months ago to random

What’s something that you had to do at work that was the MOST outside your job description at the time?

LoganFive, 10 months ago to random

I must be getting popular because I’m starting to get Reply Guys.

What do I feed them? Do they require much care? I’m not sure I’m up for the responsibility.

LoganFive, 5 months ago to random

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LoganFive, 4 months ago to random

Does anyone else have a hobby of buying domain names and then doing nothing with them? For like years? Just me?

LoganFive, 9 months ago to random

Screw it, I’m running for Fediverse President!

LoganFive, 2 months ago to random

I am the guy at restaurants who needs more napkins than the waiter thinks.

LoganFive, 7 months ago to random

It’s interesting how about 85% of the people I interact with on Mastodon have all moved over to Beige at this point. The question is, did they do it willingly or did it happen after being worn down by the low protein meals?

LoganFive, 11 months ago to random

“Huzzah thou penetrators of espoused women with offspring!” -Sir John McClain or the clan McClain

#ModernFictionalCharactersInTheMiddleAges
#HashtagGames

LoganFive, 4 months ago to random

Look, it's my birthday this week, and I'd like to ask people to do something silly.

Can we all pretend to be Mark Ruffalo for a little while? What do you say?

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

I'm not sure if a good chunk of people have just stopped using Mastodon or if I'm just less funny, or both.

LoganFive, 1 year ago to random

Hi All,
This is an ALT TEXT CONTEST. So it’s NOT a caption contest. The goal is to accurately describe what you see in the picture to someone who is visually impaired.

LIKE OR BOOST your favorites from the comments.

BOOST this post to reach more contestants.

WINNER gets coupons to Red Lobster.
#alttextcontest
#alttext

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

Who are the funniest people/bots/lamas that you follow?

I’d love to follow more of the funny. Thanks.

LoganFive, 8 months ago to random

“Big-Ass Purse”
-A hilarious Reggie Watts song.

https://youtu.be/8g1vEXz5BvA?si=XUVjYJ-aAtK-Yz3b

LoganFive, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

It turns out that today is my 1 year anniversary of being on Mastodon. It's been more fun than I was expecting. In looking back, here are some things I'm proud of and grateful for.

• Ran an alt text contest with @mentallyalex as the winner (who gave a hilarious acceptance speech).
• Had an online party, lots of great attendees, @nellie_m was one of the nicest guests, and @DaisyLoverLA was nice enough to "collect entry fees".
• Provided the text for MastoVoices, thanks to @Alice for starting the game (among many things) with people sharing their voices on Mastodon. Some of the silliest moments I've had were from that experience.
• Played a Morse Code posting game, played brilliantly by @joewynne and Jacqueline.
• Drew a cartoon that became the name of a bowing team for the best admin I could ever hope for, @theropologist. (Sony...Boney...)
• Created some #Hashtaggames like #middleageamovie. Thanks to @ozof and @acm_redfox for playing so often, thanks to @paul for continuously making games for us to play.
• Made Die Hard lines medieval with @Hey_Beth. (We made all the games "Die Hard" related really which I appreciate about you.)
• Helped some people who were lonely or not in a good place (and had the same in return).
• Inspired to write my own poetry thanks to @Bigthinkingcap.
• Inspired to draw crappy drawings thanks to other friends creative endeavors.
• Got called Sheryl Crow by @xinicit which inspired my new name.
• Was referred to as an account to be followed more than once, which I am very grateful for.
• Got to be the first person to refer some other people for following.
• Passed 1,000 followers (and am close to 2000!) thanks to fellow weirdos who like to be silly.
• Had a post get over 1000 stars and 700 hundred boosts, and just have gotten way more interaction here than any other platform else I've ever been.
• Played a game posting notes on people’s profiles, where I let @LikeItOrLumpIt know she was a secret crush of mine.
• Posted some risqué photos per @RickiTarr 's request. (One photoshopped and one not.) Thank you for always asking provocative questions.
• Found people with unusually good insight into hiding a dead body who offered to help me on the down low.
• Discovered I might actually be @KevBot.
• Discovered several kidnapped people and delivered donuts.
• Practiced my pirate flirting.
• Inspired by the stories of @photovotary who inspired me to write my own stories
• Wrote some silly #moosecop stories with @tickytacky and @chad. #moosecophulu
• Made top 5 on JoWordle one week, thanks to @JoParkerBear for running this game for everyone.
• Got to meet @LRRRonEarth and live to tell about it.
• Received a very kind comment of "Follow yourself," from @maxleibman when I was asking for funny accounts to follow.
• Inspired by regular brilliant one-liners from @StefanThinks @the_etrain @cosmicallyf and @nayele18maybe
• Received regular upbeat support from @MaJ1 / @Tim_McTuffty .
• Enjoyed chats and comments in general with @Eamon1916 , @tayfonay, @Ashley, @boby_biq, @raven @moldyringwald @OutOnTheMoors @noondlyt @rephlex00 @michaelgemar @VoiceofDuum @Baley (thank you for being a kick ass nurse) @Saltssaltgirl (thank you for being a kick ass teacher)
• Learned @Caiotekit is a badass knitterer.
• Got to meet a great Masto person in person, hi @nlarson830 !
• Made a new best friend thanks to @QueenOfCoffee .
• Lucky enough to have @allenstenhaus like even my less than stellar toots.
• Got career advice for one of my students from @renwillis
• Met and was terrified by the manifested rage that is @WrenArcher .
• Tried to get a Jackbox games night going for Masto people (still in the works).

I'm sorry to everyone I missed in this post. I do appreciate all the positive experiences everyone has brought me, and I hope I brought some of the same. And I appreciate the friendships I've had a chance to form with you all. THANK YOU EVERYONE!

LoganFive, 1 month ago to random

Do you think extraverts can become introverts? And vice versa?

LoganFive, 1 year ago to random

I'm doing a late #retoottuesday. The goal is to retoot people who don't have a lot of followers yet to help them get seen. I encourage you to give it a try!