maggieschef

@maggieschef@convo.casa

I'm trying again cause liked it enough to give it another shot. Like the jokes and the banter and love to hear from you... not you..yeah YOU. #

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Radical_EgoCom, to random

Police brutalize black woman for recording her husband being falsely arrested

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maggieschef,

@Radical_EgoCom home of the brave🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, after the heavy question this morning, I think we need something silly, so three questions, answer all, one, or none:

What is the best, worst, and/or funniest pet name you've heard?

maggieschef,

@RickiTarr I'm sure it's been said already but imo the best was Fred the Basset Hound from Smokey and the Bandit. Still makes me smile just thinking about it 😄

RickiTarr, to random
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Whenever I see "art" like this I always have to zoom in, and make sure it's AI, because the thought of an artist actually putting in effort for something like this gives me indigestion.

maggieschef,

@RickiTarr why would Jesus need a flak vest?? Not much of an all powerful being that needs a gun and bullet proof vest😂

the_etrain, to random
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Flaming Hot Cheetos are a scam meant to prop up the plumbing industry.

maggieschef,

@the_etrain but not in a fun enjoyable read a paper kind of way

maggieschef, to random

Biggest Pickerel
Pickerel ive caught

maggieschef, to random
maggieschef, to random

Undoubtedly the saddest reminder that time moves on is deciding what to do with your parents old pics. The memories that meant EVERYTHING to them but nothing to their kids/grandkids are encapsulated in these hundreds/thousands of pictures/slides/reels. But at some point you have to get rid of some or all of them or leave them to the next generation who have even less of a connection to them.
But the feeling of trashing your parents lives in such a final way is heart breaking. An entire lifetime tossed out and decades of experiences good and bad, forgotten even by the people who love them the most. But it's not out of cruelty or disdain or even ambivalence it's just time moving on. You can't leave your memories behind for others no matter how good the cameras get. So make them for yourself. Revel in the ones you do make and be greedy about how many you make. They don't have to be good or bad just yours!
Or something like that😏

maggieschef, to random

Hmmmmmmmm

maggieschef, to random

This is what my partner and I did last weekend. The customer just let us know how thrilled she is with how it turned out.💪😁

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maggieschef,

@LikeItOrLumpIt thanks!! Took a LOT of work but we're hoping so as well🤞

maggieschef, to random

Happiness is no one in front of you on the open highway

maggieschef, to random

Old people like me make noises every time we sit down for same reason people make noises when they orgasm

Baley, to random

oh I took so many positive covid tests today. I hope they get through it fine and I hope I don't get it again.

maggieschef,

@Baley I had cancer surgery a month ago and that was after a 8 mths wait here in Manitoba 🙄🙄

Alice, (edited ) to random
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    maggieschef,

    @Alice 👍 or kinda like people with lots of followers but follow no one back. That one confuses me 😂😂

    Skepticat, to random
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    Gonna paint today 🎨
    Let the music play 🎶

    https://youtu.be/blwG5PT71rE

    maggieschef,

    @Skepticat karma loves us obviously 😏

    maggieschef,

    @Skepticat I still proudly have my tape version of that album 🤣

    lynnlasabre, to random
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    My grandmother has been having some health issues so her cat will be moving in with me soon. My cat has been an only cat with us for 8 years now. Wish me luck.

    maggieschef,

    @lynnlasabre good luck to all involved✌️

    maggieschef, to random

    Scrolling Mastodon during an insomnia party for one

    maggieschef, to random

    @beaveinflow good morning. I Haven't been around much and it's good to see you✌️☺️

    maggieschef,

    @beaveinflow thank you for that☺️☺️ Going fishing soon so gonna be a great day. Lol

    harmonycorrupted, to random
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    Whoa, I kinda went nuts this morning... sorry about that😅

    Was going through my media and thought I'd reshare some of my favorite past posts.

    (...well, for full transparency: I smoked one and now it's goblin hours🤣)

    maggieschef,

    @harmonycorrupted I couldn't be happier with your decision this morning. Hope you'll do it again...and again 🔥🔥🔥😍

    ElleGray, to random
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    maggieschef,

    @ElleGray lmao! And he's got more cash than I do😋

    PalestineNews, to Israel

    "At midnight they dropped white phosphorus. [...] They're using new weapons on us. We're not used to all of these types. We, as experienced as we are in being bombed, know some weapons. But these all are new."

    • Gazan TikToker after internet was restored yesterday.

    @palestine

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    maggieschef,

    @PalestineNews @palestine ISRAEL=war crimes and genocide

    maggieschef, to random

    Waking up in the middle of every night is really the worst part of getting old... so far

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