QuarterSwede,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don’t stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

sanguinepar,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

Was that a test?

lesnout27,

No what you hear is he’s rappin to the beat.

namingthingsiseasy,

HO-TEL MO-TEL HOLLIDAY INN!!!

buycurious,

I’ve always thought this was a pretty good one:

real G’s move in silence like lasagna

tetris11, (edited )
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t get it. What is lasagna, here?

LastJudgement,

The “G” in “Lasagna” is silent

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure, but what does lasagna have to do with being silent?

buycurious,

It’s a metaphor.

The “g” is silent in the pronunciation of lasagna.

This gives the meaning that “real gangsters” operate silently.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

OH! Wow did I whoosh myself there. Thanks for the friendly clarification!

Ruben,

Except it’s not really, because it changes how the N is pronounced

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Gotcha, so it'd be "real g's are soft like lasagna"

livus,
livus avatar

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless

luves2spooge,

This was my first thought too lol

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Popping off the top of this esophagus Rocking this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that perchance?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

…Steve. >.>

clay_pidgin,

You can’t just say “perchance”.

frauddogg,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

STOP.

1D10,

fuck tha police

will_a113,

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Or

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Really that whole song is a masterpiece.

cheesymoonshadow,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

My anaconda don’t want none

Unless you got buns hon

200ok,

But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?

TopRamenBinLaden,

On Doomsday, ever since the womb ‘Til I’m back where my brother went, that’s what my tomb will say

Right above my government; Dumile. Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who’s to say?

-MF Doom, Doomsday

I really love the wordplay with his government name ‘Dumile’ having a double meaning of ‘Doom’ll lay’. There are a bunch of other MF Doom lyrics in contention for goat status, in my opinion.

TwoBeeSan,

“Lookie here, it’s just the way the cookie tear, prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle, rookie year.” -Great Day

DOOMS lyrics are insane.

Patches,

Rip

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

I never listen to him myself, but everything I hear of his lyrics are genius on another level, I'm unsure anybody else can really compete, at least not as consistently

chooglers,

fuckin magnets how do they work?

ani,

“In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey”

comrade_pibb,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

Beck is an underrated rapper fr

eagleeyedtiger,

Ice cream scoopin’, shittin’ poopin’,

But more seriously, MF DOOM (RIP) is one of my favourite artists, but he’s been covered in a few comments already. But one of my favourites from him is:

Getting paid like a biker with the best crank
Spray it like a high-ranked sniper in the West Bank

Kraiden,

interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie the-atre

fiat_lux,

Obligatory link to the very old meme version: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=OXuLRqiiKYI

dbilitated,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

Head to Bali, smoking cuban cigars, And we fuck up the party like acoustic guitars

“fuck up the party like acoustic guitars” always cracked me up so much.

StrawberryPigtails,

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left.

Nomecks,

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

Horsey,

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

JCPhoenix,
@JCPhoenix@beehaw.org avatar

Lil Wayne is a goddamn genius. That whole song, honestly.

SamuraiBeandog, (edited )
@SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world avatar

“I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be dropping these mockeries”

Telodzrum,

Any couplet from Warren G’s Regulate.

thepizzaguy,

sixteen in the clip and one in the hole, nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold

frauddogg, (edited )
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

they droppin and yellin, it’s a tad bit late; nate dogg and warren g had ta regulate…

badbrainstorm,
@badbrainstorm@lemmy.today avatar

Think that’s “droppin’ and yellin’”

frauddogg,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

shit you right

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