HaruEb, 9 months ago

how to have a good time on #fediverse #mastodon #iceshrimp #hajkey a guide by me based on my first month here!

1. buy blahaj
2. attach blahaj to ceiling fan
3. film spinning fan with vlahaj attached
4. edit video to form a nice loop
5. make video into gif
6. post that shit with alt-text if you can
7. check everyone who likes that post, there are cool peeps there, follow them!
8. enjoy your rich home feed!

That's it! That's the whole guide!