GottaLaff, (edited )
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Forgot the !

🤭👉🏼 “ offered NY appeals court a bond of only $100 mil to pause the more than $450 million penalty he faces in his civil fraud case, a clear sign that the former president lacks the $ to cover the full amount.

..also asked to pause enforcement of finan penalty & wide range of other punishments the judge levied.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/28/nyregion/trump-bond-civil-fraud.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Y00.UqI6.B_XfSft7EHNo&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

His lawyers' argument for not posting any bond at all: he's so rich, he can afford to pay.

His lawyers' argument for posting a fraction of the bond: he can't afford to pay!

GottaLaff,
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@davidtheeviloverlord Good succinct summation

colo_lee,
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@GottaLaff will be interesting to see how this plays out.

And I liked this from the story:
"Unless the appeals court accepts the $100 million bond or grants Mr. Trump additional time, the attorney general can collect at any moment. Under New York law, Ms. James, can seize Mr. Trump’s bank accounts and potentially take control of his New York properties."

lilithsaintcrow,
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GottaLaff,
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lilithsaintcrow,
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@GottaLaff It personally encapsulates my feelings. I just want some real consequences for this orange blivet. It’s long past time. @colo_lee

GottaLaff,
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@lilithsaintcrow @colo_lee I am lapping it up.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@GottaLaff I want more. MORE. @colo_lee

video/mp4

GottaLaff,
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@lilithsaintcrow @colo_lee I want it ALL!

tomiahonen,
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@colo_lee @GottaLaff LOL Lee, I do think NY would have to wait to end of 30 days, so on 26th of March they can yes, go seize any property they want. Oh, they probably will need the Court's blessing first - and no doubt Judge Engoron will be waiting with his pen in hand, at his office, bright and early on the morning of 26th, for Letitia James to come have a cup of coffee...

GottaLaff,
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@tomiahonen That scenario made my day @colo_lee

tomiahonen,
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@GottaLaff And TODAY's filing? I do so want to read tomorow what E Jean Carroll's wonderful lawyer writes in response to Trump begging that he doesn't need to post a full bond, because he is so rich. That now his lawyers come to tell the NY Appeals Court, no no no, our boy is so poor, he even doesn't have that $400 million he said under oath he has in the bank :-) I expect we get some very clever 'footnoting' in the trolling to come in the filing tomorrow

GottaLaff,
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@tomiahonen "Money? I don't know money. I never said I knew my money. I barely met them. I meet a lot of money, take a lot of photos with money. I don't recall meeting my money."

rberger,
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@GottaLaff @tomiahonen The money came to me, big strong money, with tears streaming down from its eyes…

GottaLaff,
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@colo_lee I love all of it, but that's really good

deborahh,
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@colo_lee this, then, becomes a test of "all equal under the law", right? 🤔

@GottaLaff

TerpieCat,
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@GottaLaff LOL. Meanwhile, he claims that he shouldn't have to post any bond in the E. Jean Carroll case because he's so rich that posting a bond isn't really a deterrent.

GottaLaff,
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@TerpieCat HA! You're right!

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@TerpieCat @GottaLaff The typo at the end of the subtitle here is perfect.

18+ jadugar63,
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@NIH_LLAMAS @TerpieCat @GottaLaff
Question from my wretched mind, for educational purposes only:
Is the sum total of all of Trump's properties anywhere near $454 million? In real terms, by an independent valuation, not using Trump's/Org's claimed values.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@jadugar63 @TerpieCat @GottaLaff I never got around to looking to see if the NY case included any proposed true total (maybe not necessary for the case).

Forbes, Bloomberg, etc, say about 1.6 to 2.6 billion.

A lot of his fraud inflated values by lying about the nature of the assets, often because they are hard to sell for one reason or another, so a short-notice sale might mean accepting major low-ball offers.

Cash and liquid securities though... only about 100 mil +/-. lolz

benroyce,
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@TerpieCat @GottaLaff

Get his passport.

And watch him closely.

If loses in November he's going to .

He's not going to pay anything if he can get away with it.

GottaLaff,
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@benroyce @TerpieCat People keep saying that. He's not exactly hard to track, and the govt would and does keep an eye on him. It's hard not to.

benroyce,
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@GottaLaff @TerpieCat

it's an asymmetric game

tracking him is an always on game, while he just has to have a solid plan with the right connections and all he has to do is slip those trailing him once and off he goes

he could pull it off

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  • benroyce,
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    @VikingChieftain @GottaLaff @TerpieCat

    No kidding

    A passage from the heroic epic of the Exemplary Narcissist in in the :

    Penultimate,
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    @GottaLaff Time to change the sign on to

    GottaLaff,
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    @Penultimate More like E Jean Carroll Tower

    philip_cardella,
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    @GottaLaff @Penultimate she should turn it into low income housing.

    I'm very serious.

    GottaLaff,
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    @philip_cardella @Penultimate A bunch of people have suggested that. I love it, but it won't happen

    otownKim,
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    @GottaLaff @Penultimate Clinton Tower would definitely end him though!!!!

    kithrup,
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    @GottaLaff I'm surprised he had the $100m. On the other hand, that makes the $85M he owes easily claimable!

    GottaLaff,
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    @kithrup Ooooo!

    18+ jadugar63,
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    @kithrup @GottaLaff
    yeah he trapped himself. Now he can't get outta paying E. Jean Carroll.
    He's a dumbass amateur in the legal processes even though he's been dealing with courts from his Trump Org real estate days. Damn novice who keeps failing upwards.

    solownh,
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    @GottaLaff

    He promised to throw in some Trump steaks and sneakers as a gesture of good will

    Eka_FOOF_A,
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    @GottaLaff
    This is the very type of short payment I was warned that Trump would do. I was given that warning back in 1979. He;s still the same fraud.

    dbc3,
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    @GottaLaff

    "Mr. Trump might eventually be able to secure a bigger bond. His stake in Trump Media & Technology Group, his social media company, could be worth up to $4 billion after a long-delayed merger is final this year. "

    Highly doubtful that it will be worth that much; more likely end up a penny stock.

    But if it is lucrative, he can move back out of the trailer park and get himself a nice place to live until the felony sentence is executed.

    GottaLaff,
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    @dbc3 People keep sending that to me. I posted about it when it broke, so I'm aware, but not sure exactly how it would work. Or when it would pay off.

    Any ideas?

    dbc3,
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    @GottaLaff
    Best I could tell from what I read back when he launched his troof soshul site, it is some sort of financial chicanery. The company that is acquiring the social media piece of shit is ALSO his company but with investors, created specifically to buy ts. It buys his piece of shit & he gets a ton of stock or options in the merged company in exchange for his garbage site, So it is a complicated means of fleecing investors in the shell. Like an IPO with a single buyer. Could go poof.

    GottaLaff,
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    @dbc3 Wow. Thanks Don.

    dbc3,
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    @GottaLaff
    Don't take what I wrote to the bank. It is the impression I got back when he launched the ts thing. It may be less of a scam than I imply, but why would anyone assume that?

    He is has always been all hat and no cattle. What rational person thinks THIS is going to be any different?

    GottaLaff,
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    @dbc3 Oh, okay

    dbc3,
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    GottaLaff,
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    @dbc3 Zackly!

    William3rd,
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    @GottaLaff Once again, citizen (& former president) Trump believes he is entitled to more favorable treatment. His $100M is 25% or less of the dollars owed. He might have to sell something (Boo-Hoo😿). What the Hell does he think the rest of us would have to do proportionately with our resources in the same relative circumstances. Cares for no one else.

    Make him pay the full amount in cash or secured bond or whatever, but DO NOT LET THIS THUG OFF THE HOOK! FAFO!

    Worthless POS!💩

    macknowles,
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    @GottaLaff
    Dancing in my chair!!!

    GottaLaff,
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    @macknowles Me too!

    zuyus,
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    @GottaLaff @macknowles Hi how are you doing ?

    SpookieRobieTheCat,
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    @GottaLaff "The money? It was just a coffee boy. I didn't know any money , it was here for a very short period of time and left. I never met the money."

    alexlubertozzi,
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    @GottaLaff I imagine it’ll be a buyer’s market when he has to sell his assets and have the cash in hand within a few weeks. Womp womp, indeed.

    GottaLaff,
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    @alexlubertozzi Excellent Wompage.

    VeroniqueB99,
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    @GottaLaff WHEEEEEEE today's nothing but good news!!!! (Even the idiot crew installing my heat pump figured out at long loooong last where the problem was and we have heat and hot water! We can rent that place now! ha!)

    Today's a great day.

    GottaLaff,
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    @VeroniqueB99 Oh that IS good!!

    Dubhes,
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    @GottaLaff "hey Vlad, can you raise my allowance?"

    GottaLaff,
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    @Dubhes Close enough.

    kbsez,
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    @GottaLaff

    LOL!!! Oh yeah... the guy who stiffs his attorneys and the contractors who work for him.. oh yeah, he's good for it. Sure.

    He's going to get a sudden influx of cash shortly either from the Saudis or Russians and I hope the Feds are watching...

    GottaLaff,
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    @kbsez They are.

    timo21,
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    @GottaLaff this civil punishment be more satisfying than any criminal trial results.

    GottaLaff,
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    @timo21 And it means more to him

    PamelaBarroway,
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    @GottaLaff Hahahahahaha … pauses to take a breath … BAHAHAHAHA

    GottaLaff,
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    DemocracyMattersALot,
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    GottaLaff,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot Not in a million years, lol

    jimthewhyguy,
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    @GottaLaff It's almost like they're acting out the last few minutes of "Michael Clayton":

    TFG's Lawyers [quietly and carefully]: Well, $100M is a number we could do, but there would have to be another conversation at another place and time ...

    Engoron [perturbed]: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M NEGOTIATING?

    Purely blissful schadenfraude 🤩

    GottaLaff,
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    @jimthewhyguy It's soooo schadenfreudey

    jimthewhyguy,
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    @GottaLaff Yep. Not sure what schadenfreude really tastes like, but this might be it, with a wompage spritzer as a melancholy tune plays from the world's smallest violin https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXl4enNpdGhkYjJqY2xiaTE4Z2FtY3hxOHJleHYyNmJrODB6bHpjeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oriOaivTEk4PotVEQ/giphy.gif

    GottaLaff,
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    @jimthewhyguy Wompage spritzer! I may have to market!

    jimthewhyguy,
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    @GottaLaff I relinquish all rights to "wompage spritzer" 😎

    GottaLaff,
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    @jimthewhyguy We'll share

    jimthewhyguy,
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    @GottaLaff Or like that old Monty Python courtroom bit: "I wish to change my plea from not guilty to incompetence" 😇 🤣 🤦‍♂️

    GottaLaff,
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    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff Will some dictators organise a raffle, pay him his presidential bribes forward? Trump will likely be cheaper now than next year - and these dictators aren’t even risking their own pocketchange.

    GottaLaff,
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    @Flies4no1 I've been asking the same

    jimbush,
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    GottaLaff,
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    @jimbush Wompage comes in all shapes, sizes, and heft.

    bronakins,
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    @GottaLaff

    Thanks for the guest link!

    GottaLaff,
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    @bronakins It was my last one!

    bronakins,
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    @GottaLaff

    March is coming! Hope nothing big breaks tomorrow (darn leap day!)
    But seriously, thank you for ALL you do. You’re my main source for news.

    GottaLaff,
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    @bronakins YVW. So glad to help

    MsMissy,
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    @GottaLaff
    Who gave him permission to determine his own bond amount?

    GottaLaff,
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    @MsMissy Who gives him permission to do anything?

    Baxterbunny,

    @GottaLaff I deleted Twitter a few months back. I keep downloading it again and again so I can go poke fun at the moron MAGAts every time Trump has a really shitty day. I guess I’ll be doing that again.

    GottaLaff,
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    @Baxterbunny LOL. I kept my account for such occasions

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