Gonna fire up their N64 and hope they don’t wake up too soon, cause I want some alone time with it… I ain’t got one at home, and I’m tired of being wrecked in Golden Eye just because they get to practice every day after school. Shh shhh shhhh … sleep a little longer my friend. Them chickens coming home to roost any day now
That'd be me. I'm usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one's going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.
That's a very apt description of me. I'm a grown up child of a man, and that's how I've always been. I have the 10 year old mentality but I'm actually five decades beyond that and I still act and even look like a younger man. Maybe it's the bacon and eggs.
Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they’re vegan.
Just leave. They're probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can't stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.
Honestly if my friend did this I’d let her reorganize my kitchen.
She’s about the same height as me, and lives in a tiny place, so she’d probably have some good ideas.
Also my cabinets and drawers are a mis-match hodgepodge (they aren’t all the same depth or height; some of them have lost half their volume for unknown ancient-house reasons) so I’m always down for ideas.
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