thomasfuchs,
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The last 10 years or so of tech:

2013: Blockchain! It's a like a database, but slower and worse!
2016: VR! It's like monitors, but slower and worse!
2021: NFTs! It's like pictures, but slower and worse!
2023: AI! It's like algorithms, but slower and worse!

glennf,
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@thomasfuchs I mean, NFTs are like broken links, but even worse than broken links.

anthropy,
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@thomasfuchs what if I told you blockchains actually improved bank security because chained encrypted transactions is an excellent idea from a cryptographic standpoint?

and VR is amazing when it works well, just, none of the commercial directions seem to be aligned with what it actually needs.

NFTs were just a weird use of blockchains.

LLMs/AI have significantly improved what we can do with human language,

but as with any tool, don't give it to an idiot, because they'll do stupid things 🤷

brennansv,
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@thomasfuchs Somewhere XML and SOAP need to be on this list.

thomasfuchs,
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@brennansv regret to inform you that XML is 27 years old and SOAP is 25

azonenberg,
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@thomasfuchs I sincerely hope the LLM bubble bursts as fast as the NFT bubble. It feels worse right now (being deployed by a lot more companies at greater scale).

penguin42,
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@thomasfuchs The 1994 VR hypetrain was much worse; it was minature CRT's and Polhemus trackers! It'll come around again.

philpem,
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@thomasfuchs Buzzwords! Hype! The latest buzzword will save us! Oh wait, there's a new one - quick, move onto the new grift!

ethanrdoesmc,

@thomasfuchs ai is for algorithms what react is for javascript: way too freaking much for the job

mr_creosote,
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@thomasfuchs

2007: Touchscreens! They are like keyboards, but slower, less precise and worse!

thomasfuchs,
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@mr_creosote Touchscreens are a compromise to make small computers more viable; a physical keyboard at the size of phones doesn't really have an advantage and is terrible to use too--even worse, it can't adapt so you'd need an onscreen keyboard anyway (e.g. emoji or for non-latin character languages).

So you might as well do a full on-screen keyboard so you can use the screen the rest of the time when no keyboard is required. (And you can always connect a real keyboard if you want to.)

deborahh, (edited )

@thomasfuchs
"Notes from the Enshittificene"

tob,
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@thomasfuchs You forgot the most important part. It's slower, worse, AND more expensive! Cha-ching!

hare_ware,

@thomasfuchs I'm trying really hard not to get personally offended by the second one. 🤣

thomasfuchs,
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@hare_ware In the US the penetration with VR headsets for active monthly users is something like 2-3% of households

thomasfuchs,
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@hare_ware compared to 75% or so of households who have at least one person playing video games

hunterking,

@thomasfuchs food delivery apps could be on here too

thomasfuchs,
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@hunterking only so much I can fit in a toot 😅

Tijn,
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@thomasfuchs Full self-driving also goes in here somewhere, it's like public transport but a lot more dangerous.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@thomasfuchs if you can figure out what the next one is, and you have no morals, you can make a lot of money

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@foone I'm trying to decide between quantum computing and anti-aging

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@thomasfuchs @foone QC isn't mass market enough. Anti-aging is definitely the better bet, and there's profit precedent with all the supplement nonsense the alt-right talk show people have been peddling.

lily,
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@thomasfuchs
oh god as a person who was academically interested in the functioning of neural networks before they became infinity scams, and has a passing intrest in quantum computing, please not again
@foone

thomasfuchs,
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@lily @foone you might want to consider living in a cave for the next 5 years

molly0xfff,
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@thomasfuchs @foone somewhat tangential, but one of my favorite perennial @web3isgreat features is the "quantum-resistant blockchain" that can't seem to even be resistant to the non-quantum-related hacks

thomasfuchs,
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@molly0xfff @foone @web3isgreat You see, we can't know if the quantum-resistant blockchain is really quantum-resistant because measuring it's quantum resistancy changes the underlying quantum state, in this essay I will

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@thomasfuchs combine the two? we'll calculate how to not age using our quantum computer.

bonus points: use the term "quantum immortality" incorrectly

thomasfuchs,
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@foone invests everything

Doomed_Daniel,
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@thomasfuchs
Whatever the next enshittyfying tech fad is, I'm sure it'll again be something that makes nvidia shittons of money

18+ snail,
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@thomasfuchs I was thinking earlier about hoverboards.

In BttF2 hoverboard were cool things, like skate boards, but they hoovered in mid-air. Yet somehow we were sold cheap tat that were called hoverboards but didn't hover and had wheels; and sometimes caught fire.

Now everyone is trying to sell us AI that isn't intelligent but it's just an algorithm that produces interesting results; and is sometimes wrong.

tha,
@tha@chaos.social avatar

@thomasfuchs seems like people are just looking for a buzzword to burn money

thomasfuchs,
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@tha Well, the grift works by getting people to invest into <buzzword> and you’re being there at the start.

It’s of no importance or consequence if <buzzword> has any actual merits or not.

wagesj45,
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@thomasfuchs Come on, man.

thomasfuchs,
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@wagesj45 yeah sorry, I forgot a few:

2015: Self-driving cars! Like bullet trains, but slower and worse!
2018: Electron apps! Like normal apps, but slower and worse!

wagesj45,
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@thomasfuchs ok then

foxpotato,

@thomasfuchs that's probably the dumbest take on VR I've ever heard

toriver,
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@foxpotato @thomasfuchs No, that was how VR or «the Metaverse» was pushed by particularly Microsoft: Facebook rebranded as Meta pushed more in the «blobby avatar without legs» social direction, which seemed mote to try and reinvent Second Life.

aral,
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

@thomasfuchs Let’s use VC compression on that post:

2013: VC, working as designed
2016: VC, working as designed
2021: VC, working as designed
2023: VC, working as designed

wj,
@wj@ruby.social avatar

@thomasfuchs @freeformz VR Wasn’t “like monitors” and was pretty great.

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@wj @freeformz totally not like monitors

kboyd,
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@thomasfuchs @andrewfeeney "... but, for a few fleeting seconds, it feels like magic"

Tijn,
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@thomasfuchs Don't forget the Metaverse. It's like World of Warcraft, but slower and worse!

sbank,
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@thomasfuchs what year was 3d TVs? That was another good one.

brownglock,

@thomasfuchs 1990: ASP! Its like TSO on mainframes, but much more expensive

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