RickiTarr,
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I don't know if I have a favorite language, but German is certainly very entertaining!

theropologist,
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@RickiTarr True story: I was visiting my German grandmother with my wife a few years back, and I had been trying to teach myself German at the time.

At some point my wife asked me what the word for gloves was. Not knowing the actual word in German, I decided to come up with the most absurd construction I could think of just to be funny.

She wasn't buying it. "There's no way they're called hand-shoes."

I told her to ask my grandmother if she didn't believe me, figuring we'd all have a laugh about it. So she did, and my Grandmother with a completely straight face replies, "Yes, of course, Handschuhe, what else would they be called?"

RickiTarr,
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@theropologist Perfection LOL

pixelpusher220,

@theropologist @RickiTarr Schnutenpulli (literally, snout sweater) for a facemask

Nick,
EmilyMoranBarwick,
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@RickiTarr I adore …especially for the reason highlighted in the strip…

Need a word? Shove logical component words together = logical (and often comically long) word.

AustinB,
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@RickiTarr this is who that always makes me think of. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Handschu

vasto,
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@RickiTarr
Reminds me of certain folks who measure the hands of large clocks in feet. 😇

toxy,
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@RickiTarr I think (I may be wrong) they have a phrase for comfort eating called “kummerspek” or something like that, that literally means “grief bacon”.

Jesper_Buhl,
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@RickiTarr Same exact word we use in Denmark: Handske. It literally means hand shoe.

realbloginista,
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@RickiTarr
Dutch: handschoenen
Danish: handsker

Interesting.

fasnix,
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@RickiTarr
Do you know @jensclasen?
He describes words in the most entertaining way :)
Worth a follow!

byggvir,
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@RickiTarr

It "Schuh" comes from an old word scuoh that means "umhüllen" or "to envelope".

Itty53,
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@byggvir @RickiTarr

German reads like what people who smoke too much weed call things they can't remember in the moment.

Me: "Babe have you seen my... Foot envelopes?"

Hubby: "Foot envelopes? Your shoes? How high are you? Where are you going? You shouldn't be driving."

solarisfire,
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SophiaFree,
HunkThunderzone,
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HunkThunderzone,
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@RickiTarr lots of English words from German: Uncle(Onkel), Aunt(Tante), Mother(Mutter), Father(Vater), Hound(Hund), House(Haus), Garden(Garten), Kitten(Kätzchen) and Grocery Store (Lebensmittelgeschäft).

Maybe not the last one.

paprika,
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@RickiTarr they have a rather... logical way of naming things. "Hand shoes" for gloves isn't that far fetched since we used shoes on feets so why not shoes on hands ? Same goes for "Ambulance" called "Krankenwagen" (meaning car for sick people). ALso 99.9% of the language actually pronounces all the letters in a word you cannot make mistakes based on spelling.

CasualPiDay,
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@paprika @RickiTarr
If I recall correctly, Dutch for hospital is “Ziekenhuis” house/building for sick people. 🤷‍♀️
They say English is a Germanic language, but we sure took it a long way away from the sensible guys more closely related.

hoare_spitall,
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@paprika @RickiTarr
Krankenwagen is a little aged, or perhdps regional. I hear it more often as Rettungswagen (rescue vehicle) these days.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@paprika @RickiTarr

Krankenwagen you say? 🧐

I have been waiting for a long time to post this, and I am sorry I will never ever post again on Mastodon ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xUIDRxdmc

robryk,
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@paprika @RickiTarr

Also: Schildkröte (shield toad == turtle), Regenschirm (rain shield/screen == umbrella), Fallschirm (fall shield/screen == parachute), Glühbirne (glowing pear == lightbulb), Wasserstoff (water substance == hydrogen), Sauerstoff (sour substance == oxygen), Frauenarzt (woman doctor == gynecologist), Seehund (sea dog == seal), ...

rothko,
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@RickiTarr @robryk @paprika also Stinktier (stink animal == skunk), Waschbär (bear that washes == raccoon)

kroltanz,
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@RickiTarr my personal favorite is “Backpfeifengesicht” which means “a face that’s begging to be slapped” or “a punchable face”. I use it frequently! 😠

hoare_spitall,
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@kroltanz @RickiTarr
I like 'Pomadenhengst', roughly translated a hair cream (or gel) stallion.

Dr_Ubertrout,
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@RickiTarr
I don't know the word for "penguin" German, but if you told me it was a literal combination of "Little fish-bird that looks like it's wearing a tuxedo" I would believe you.

hszakher,
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@RickiTarr is usually consistent and should make sense. for example, a team is called "mannschaft". makes sense, teams used to be all men. so how do you call a women's team? you'd think easy "frauschaft". WRONG, it's "frauen mannschaft" 😅 wheelchair is "rollenstuhl" (rolling chair), but elevator is "fahrstuhl" (travel chair). i would've picked differently 😅. finally, "Bauen" is to build something, so you'd think builer is "Bauer" but it's actually farmer. builder is "Baumeister". enjoy

CStamp,
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@RickiTarr It has some amazing words, such as schadenfreude, freundschaftsdienst, verschlimmbesserung. Guess those words help offset all the extra words it takes to say other things. 🙂

sisu42,
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@RickiTarr in Finnish, käsineet

lorq,

@RickiTarr Watch Sailor Moon dubbed into German. Frightening and totally worth it.

RickiTarr,
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@lorq That sounds fascinating lol

astroPug,

@lorq @RickiTarr

You just brought back memories of that opening theme to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0VBaYoImuQ

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr Not to spoil the fun but these memes are a pet peeve of mine. It always tries to make fun of German by portraying it as shouty. A certain Austrian painter is the reason - understandably - but after years it is just not funny.

I could take any given English word, shout it, and then say how ugly English is.

That's just not true, though....

(that said.... drawing actual shoes on the German's hand is funny)

And you can actually have A LOT OF FUN with long German words

https://youtu.be/XA2AG-L0VIs

Jesper_Buhl,
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@RickiTarr German can be very soft and poetic as well. Take for instance this beautiful ballad by Einstürzende Neubauten, a band otherwise mostly known for their harsh and noisy industrial music played on unconventional instruments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nz9t_4XLcc

RickiTarr,
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@Jesper_Buhl Did everyone miss the I hate Nazi Movie German rant? German is one of my favorite spoken languages.

gabboman,
piotrsikora,
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@RickiTarr try polish: “Rękawiczki” ;)

jimbush,
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@RickiTarr Oh, sure, German has fun nouns. But when it comes to general use, I am reminded of Mark Twain's essay on the Awful German Language:

https://faculty.georgetown.edu/jod/texts/twain.german.html

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