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vasto

@vasto@mas.to

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ DE - ES - EN

#xl8 | #infosec | #design | #philosophy | #funk | #soul | #latinjazz | #acidjazz | #fusion

Procrastinating leaf blower sound designer

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COVID19_DISEASE, to random
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โš ๏ธ BREAKING

Rapid spread of bird flu in Ranchi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ 02 doctors and 06 people in quarantine

According to officials, the JSIA government building has been converted into a bird flu ward.

A team of medical experts from Ranchi has collected samples from infected people. Following the confirmation of the bird flu outbreak, a complete ban has been imposed on the sale and purchase of all birds under the Ministry of Animal Husbandry.

Source:

https://www.etvbharat.com/en/!state/jharkhand-two-doctors-six-others-quarantined-amid-bird-flu-outbreak-in-ranchi-enn24042801155

vasto,
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@COVID19_DISEASE
๐Ÿ‘€ @Fischblog ?

EU_Commission, to random
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Our commitment to the fediverse is here to stay.

We are working on a solution to ensure our continued presence on your feeds, taking full advantage of Mastodon's identity portability.

And we are even growing the team behind our Mastodon presence, increasing efforts to engage with your comments on our posts.

We are fully committed to being a real part of the conversation in the fediverse.

Interested in our next steps? Follow us as we take on this new chapter.

vasto,
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@croydon
They can't seem to find anyone willing to maintain a server.

AmiW, to art German
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โ‡๏ธ Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #AnnArbor USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 04/2024 - Title:
๐Ÿ”ด "Nadine Plays Possum" ๐Ÿ€
๐ŸŸก "Nadine spielt Oppossum"
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Artist #SidewalkChalk #Possum #Mouse #SleepOver #Playdate

vasto,
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@AmiW
Ooooch, sind die sรผรผรผรŸ!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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vasto,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-not-masturbate-during-a-zoom-call-1845429288

Rasp, to random
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vasto,
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@Fischblog @Rasp
May be because a lot of them still remember the once real existing alternative?

vasto, to askfedi German
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@askfedi
Is there a way to list mastodon bookmarks in reverse order (oldest first)? If you saved many of them, t's a real mess having to scroll down to delete them. ๐Ÿ™„

vasto,
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@kolya @askfedi
The problem is I would have to check them one by one (more or less).

kuketzblog, to random German
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Probiert mal das HeliBoard [1] (Android-Tastatur). Ist gerade in einer Alpha-Version erschienen. Durch das Nachladen einer externen Bibliothek [2] kann man eine Swipe-Funktion freischalten. Klappt super! Wird meine neue standard Tastatur.

[1] https://github.com/Helium314/HeliBoard

[2] https://github.com/erkserkserks/openboard/tree/master/app/src/main/jniLibs

vasto,
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@kuketzblog
Einzige Swipe-Funktion, die ich entdecken kann, ist Shift+GroรŸbuchstabe. Ist das alles?

entropie, to random German
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Manchmal klappt's noch immer: Ich lese eine รœberschrift und kann erraten, wer den Text geschrieben hat. (So lange es im wissenschaftsjournalistischen Bereich ist.)

Bei dieser รœberschrift wusste ich es sogar, bevor ich den zugehรถrigen Verlag erfasst hatte:
https://www.spektrum.de/news/ernaehrung-steinzeitmenschen-jagten-vor-allem-kartoffeln/2205431

๐Ÿ˜˜ @Fischblog

vasto,
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@entropie @Fischblog
Komisch. Da steht gar nix von Seuchen ...

RickiTarr, to random
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I don't know if I have a favorite language, but German is certainly very entertaining!

vasto,
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@RickiTarr
Reminds me of certain folks who measure the hands of large clocks in feet. ๐Ÿ˜‡

milan, to random German
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dann mal allen ein tolles jahr 12024 โ€“ schรถn das ihr hier im fediverse seid :)

vasto,
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@milan
Lebst aber weit in der Zukunft! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Fischblog, (edited ) to random German
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Ich habe Mousse au Chocolat gemacht. ๐Ÿคค

vasto,
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@Fischblog
Mousse du immer Seuchen Foodporn posten?

talia_christine, to random
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Yesterday a perfectly normal looking middle-aged man walked up to us on the street and said:

Hey, why was the Snowman looking through a bag of carrots?...
He was picking his nose.

Then he just walked away.

โ˜ƒ๏ธ

vasto,
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@talia_christine

One snowmen gives another a leg up to look through a window from outside. In the room, people are sitting at a table where carrots are being served. The looking snowman says: "OMG, they're eating noses!"

rebrafsim, to random

it should bother you more than it does that analog clocks have three โ€œhands,โ€ and that the third hand is called the second hand. we all just let that happen

vasto,
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@rebrafsim
Aren't these hands measured in feet on large clocks?

vasto,
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@rebrafsim
So we'll probably never know that some clocks might be equipped with two feet second hand first hands and three feet first hand second hands (that are obviously the third) โ€ฆ

Fischblog, to random German
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Mal wieder Zeit gehabt, in die Virenbundesliga zu gucken. Rhinos und Sars-CoV gleichauf, PIV weit abgeachlagen. Also wie gehabt, auch wenn man nach und nach mehr, รคh, Fans in der Bahn trifft.

Weil's nix zu berichten gibt, wรผrd ich gern euern Blick auf einen oft vernachlรคssigten Aspekt lenken: den Anteil der Proben in dem respiratorische Viren festgestellt wurden. Der ist 50 Prozent.

Was ist denn eigentlich in der anderen Hรคlfte? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‡
1/2

vasto,
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@Fischblog
Es soll ja Seuche und Seuche geben โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

wchr, to random
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As part of a new report on digital advertising as a security threat published today by @johnnyryan and me (https://www.iccl.ie/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Europes-hidden-security-crisis.pdf), and previously unreported:

We reveal 'Patternz', a global mass surveillance system that harvests digital advertising data on behalf of 'national security agencies'.

Patternz is operated by a company based in Israel and/or Singapore. It claims to collect data about 5 billion users from 87 ad exchanges and SSPs via 6 data centers around the world.

Thread:

vasto,
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@wchr
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSP?wprov=sfla1

Skepticat, to random
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If you hurt yourself after turning 50, you just stay hurt.

vasto,
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@Skepticat
Small comfort: If you hurt yourself after turning 60, it makes no difference.

Theblueone, to random
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My eldest is turning fourteen later this month and I was just told she is having her first date today after school, meeting a boy at the mall.

I am having emotions over here.

vasto,
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@Theblueone
"Let go or be dragged, as the drunk Zen monk says." ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Rasp, to random
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vasto,
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@lain @Rasp
tl;dr

Green_Footballs, to random
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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Otherโ€™s Porn Intake

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

vasto,
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@Green_Footballs
TMI

Theblueone, to music
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SRT | The Vanguards Of Groove perform 'Stayin' Alive'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKF4JU2zfU

vasto,
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@Theblueone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zvDkQCmmTg

vasto, to random German
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@trumpet
Video stream doesn't work out of the mas.to site. Any idea? Some known issue? ๐Ÿค”

vasto,
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@trumpet
https://mastodon.online/

vasto, (edited )
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@trumpet
Thx, good to know. Had this problem quite a few times (not only with mas.to) for a couple of reasons, as I also use an ad blocker and various add-ons for the browser, so โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜…

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