NanoRaptor,
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You get to make one change to any single genus of animal that’s immediately applied to all of its members worldwide.

What do you change for maximum chaos?

c_dan4th,
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@NanoRaptor Triceratops is back. In force. Turns out they’re bright orange and purr.

old_angry_queer,
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@NanoRaptor squirrels are obligatory carnivores and they hunt in packs.

NanoRaptor,
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Humans get prehensile teeth.

Jon_Kramer,
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@NanoRaptor I'm trying to picture this... kissing would be interesting.

NanoRaptor,
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@Jon_Kramer it'd be like two wind chimes getting tangled up together.

anthropy,
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@NanoRaptor @Jon_Kramer that mental picture is very.. audible

jordan,
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@NanoRaptor Humans got giraffe necks now

trevorflowers,
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@NanoRaptor Houseflies can sing the greatest hits of the 70s and harmonize with each other.

etchedpixels,
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@NanoRaptor I'd make humans genetically incapable of lying, then sit back with popcorn.

chrisnelsonsdog,
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@NanoRaptor chipmunks are pretty harmless little guys. Let's make them horse sized,and carnivorous.

Extelec,
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@NanoRaptor cats with opposing thumbs

Extelec,
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@NanoRaptor not max chaos, but fire breathing dragonflies would be cool.

RL_Dane,
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@NanoRaptor
Airbreathing sharks.

UpLateGeek,
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@NanoRaptor all humans gain actual empathy.

curtosis,
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@NanoRaptor Human parthenogenesis.

NanoRaptor,
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@curtosis I have an in progress anthology of short stories where exactly that is discovered, recently, after starting with one mother sometime in the Middle Ages. I believe it would yes be very chaos!

magnetichuman,
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@NanoRaptor hen's eggs explode 6 hours after laying if not defused by solving the ball-bearing maze built into the shells

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor make rats live for 10 years or so. It would cause chaos, but secretly I just want pet rats be little chaos potatoes for longer

NanoRaptor,
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@skaverat That would make my heart ache so much less. I adored mine, but how is it legal to have such loving delightful curious creatures old-aged at two?

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor yup. It's criminal. I would love to get some, but the lifespan is just very sad and would destroy me

NanoRaptor,
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@skaverat Here, have my little Ratsby who liked two things; kicking back and chilling, and eating.

lepidotos,
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@NanoRaptor Birds don't get beaks.

pixel,
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@NanoRaptor dogs talk

mansr,
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@NanoRaptor Give cats thumbs.

AngryAnt,
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@NanoRaptor Swim-bladders are anti-grav drives again.

joshua,
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@NanoRaptor Cats gain the power of speech.

NanoRaptor,
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Mosquitos get tetrodotoxin.

slothrop,
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@NanoRaptor Pigs fight back

anthropy,
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@NanoRaptor make elephants fluffy again

jonny,
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@NanoRaptor
Beetles all get language

jonny,
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@NanoRaptor
All deep sea life can access and use the internet

Edit: wait thats not a single genus

jonny,
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@NanoRaptor
Some trees are telekinetic but we're not sure which ones

eliocamp,
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@jonny @NanoRaptor Which language?

NanoRaptor,
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@eliocamp @jonny 68k assembly.

jonny,
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@eliocamp @NanoRaptor i was thinking sort of like a tower of babel situation, where they all get different semi-overlapping sets of languages including existing human languages and the chaotic part would be that we would have to deal with the politics of all of that translating through millions of new beetle languages in the world beetle congress

Jross,
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@NanoRaptor pigeons shit like dogs.

Extelec,
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@Jross @NanoRaptor

Rotate round and round, then poo on nettles, or brambles to make it impossible to pick up ?

henryk,
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@NanoRaptor Saccharomyces cerevisiae produces LSD instead of alcohol.

NanoRaptor,
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@henryk well that’s the entire world gone quite different very quickly! Absolutely satisfactory chaos.

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