Kowowow,

Yes finally burn them all down let me grab my sledgehammer I’ll help

otp,

I love self-checkouts.

I also absolutely hate multi-line setups. There should be one line that feeds into all register. I don’t want to have to gamble on which register won’t get held up by something when I’m on my way out.

laurelraven,

I hate self checkout generally, but if I can get one that just has a hand scanner and doesn’t force you to put everything into the bagging area, it’s about the fastest way to checkout there is

kattenluik,

The easiest way to get self checkouts that are awesome and not time consuming is by moving out of the US at this point.

laurelraven,

Or go to Sam’s Club… Their self checkout is pretty much the only one that didn’t make me feel like I was a suspected criminal and actually let me check out quickly.

Then they make me feel like a suspected criminal by re-scanning half my basket before I can leave, but I guess you win some and you lose some

PopShark,

I noticed that lol I was just at Sams a few days ago and only bought three items. The guy at the exit not only stared at my receipt for an oddly long time but scanned two of the three items to I guess verify? Is it that hard to read three things lol?

laurelraven,

Yeah, I still prefer the overall experience from Costco. More crowded, I’ll only use the regular checkout, but even with long lines they get you out FAST. They also never adopted that stupid hand scanner at the door, because they actually treat their employees decently and trust them enough to be able to visually verify, and oh boy is that a lot faster than Sam’s method.

But Sam’s did nail the self checkout. I’ve not tried the app to scan as you go and pay automatically because I’m not interested in putting an app on my phone for every company I do business with

PopShark,

I agree honestly. People don’t know how to queue at sams lol

otp,

Yeah, there are some stores near me that don’t have a hand scanner, but at least don’t make you place items into the “bagged area” one by one. I can scan things and drop them into my bags/cart no problem. I really enjoy that experience.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny how divided a topic this is.

Could just be my area but the machines always fail in some way or another.

Give me 10%off if I am doing the job of an absentee cashier… Always cool seeing many checkouts all decked out in gear with noone there to run them. Ever.

OR, even better, use some decades old tech and spend a penny to put RFID tags on everything so I can just run my cart through and verify the list of stuff and click Yes, No, Maybe.

Somewhat related… is it just me or are liquor stores the best at this? I never even stop moving and I’m out. Then i go next door to the pet store to grab some animal chow and I stand in line for 10mins because just one register of 6 is staffed.

At least we can order everything online for the most part now.

otp,

I’ve never had a failure, but one chain near me is a bit annoying with its “place your item in the bagged area” setting… I’d rather just put it in my cart directly, especially when I’m running out of room.

I find it easier to sort my items the way I like and to verify prices immediately, rather than having to watch the cashier and look at the machine, then ask the cashier to stop and remove/question something that scanned wrong…

And I’m surprised at how often I’ve had cashiers punch in the wrong produce code to something that’s more expensive than my item. Have they stopped training cashiers in hopes that they’ll make up for the 4011 phenomenon? They can’t be doing it on purpose, but it’s just weird to me.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

It’s always the bagging thing that fails for me. I’m not the smartest person in the world but I can scan an item and place it in the bagging area. It’s kinda out of my hands at that point. Be it calibration or incorrect data sometimes it won’t recognize and after a couple attempts locks and some underpaid person has to come roll their eyes at me and swipe a card to let it go through.

I’ve probably just been unlucky and gave up 10yrs ago on that.

No they don’t train cashiers beyond what button to press. Produce is interesting. It’s been a while (love curbside service) since I’ve been in a grocery store but ours has tags on produce you show to a scale and it weighs it and prints out a sticker with a barcode.

And I just realized how abusable that is. I’m going shopping tomorrow!

Oh what’s the 4011 thing? Doesn’t ring a bell.

otp,

And I just realized how abusable that is. I’m going shopping tomorrow!

Oh what’s the 4011 thing? Doesn’t ring a bell.

4011 is bananas, which are one of the cheapest things by weight

Bohurt,

Those overly negative comments often come from USA. I’ve never had any major problems with self checkout in Europe and I generally go there as it’s faster and you don’t have to race against the cashier. Of course some chains have worse self checkouts, some have better but overall many people like it a lot. Even some older people who are not tech savvy use them.

Kowowow,

I’ve never tried them really I just either get help or leave once I realize self checkout is the only option

otp,

They’re usually pretty simple. I became attached to them when I was living as a foreigner abroad and didn’t have much language skills. But I could understand the graphical prompts and numbers on a self-checkout machine!

whofearsthenight,

I’m in the US, the general hyperbole against self check here doesn’t come close to matching my experience.

detalferous,

Preach

InvaderDJ,

I used to hate self checkout. I was a cashier at a grocery store back in 2004-2005 and I found self check out slow and finnicky.

I’ve gotten used to them now and it seems like newer ones have resolved most of the speed and weight sensing issue. Now I prefer them with small trips.

My biggest problems now are that I still need a person for booze and coupons. If I could just scan my damn ID when I’m buying beer, and then scan and insert my own coupons, I’d be set.

DeepFriedDresden,

Scanning your own ID probably won't be a thing since it won't be able to determine whether the ID belongs to you or not.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

Also I would not do so because of privacy issues. The main ID in my country doesn’t have scannable parts anyway, but even if it did, I would much rather not give a store a chance to record some of my personal data like that.

code,
@code@lemmy.world avatar

You’d love what one of my local stores does then - they give you the option to register your fingerprints after they check your ID for when you want to buy booze in the self checkout!

InvaderDJ,

In my state, stores already scan the ID when buying booze. It isn’t all the time, but it’s fairly requent.

Aviandelight,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

I was shocked a few weeks ago that I had to get an assistant override for buying DayQuil. I mean I guess it makes sense but I would have gone through a regular cashier lane if I had known. They should be able to scan your ID considering most of them have cameras on them now.

candybrie,

The dayquil thing totally threw me for a loop once, too. It was before self check out, and I thought the cashier was asking for my club card and said no thanks. It took a second for her to explain.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

There are a few places that let you self checkout booze. Don’t ask me how it’s legal, but they do it.

smackjack,

Walmarts’s self checkout is the only one in my area that doesn’t frustrate the hell out of me. I’ve stopped going to certain other stores simply because I don’t like their self checkout systems.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Weird. I generally don’t mind self-checkout but Walmart’s showing you a video of yourself so you can check yourself out while you’re checking out yourself kinda creeps me out. And I don’t even use the self checkout to steal.

COASTER1921,

Grocery store self checkout machines can be infuriating. The weight sensors are way too tightly monitored and often have the incorrect weight programmed. Every time I go to the main grocery store near me I need help from the employee due to their terrible sensors not detecting the weight of lighter items in the bagging area.

Wes_Dev,

I’m autistic. I always apparently seem weird to people. That means any time I use a self checkout, the minders stare at me because they think I’m about to steal something. It makes me nervous, and I start getting uncomfortable and self conscious, which I’m sure makes me seem even more suspicious. And either security or the automated system have triggered the “please wait for an associate” so many times. But they always look at the video and tell me “Sorry, this thing is just sensitive/weird/whatever excuse.”, then leave me alone.

I’m not going to call it discriminatory, because I don’t think it is? But it feels like I have to be on my best behavior or I’ll get arrested because I was so focused on trying to pass as “normal” that I missed scanning a tomato. And for the record, I’ve never stolen anything, even when I was low on food and really needed some stuff I couldn’t afford. Hell, I have forgotten to scan something once and went back in to pay for it.

Self checkout sucks, but it’s normally still better than waiting in line and interacting face to face with a cashier.

Daxtron2,

It’s easier said than done, but once I learned to stop giving a shit about what NTs think about me, my life in public got a lot better. I still get that from time to time but it’s a lot less often these days.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like a criminal the second I enter a store, I’ve felt like this for at least the past decade, it’s like everyone is a suspect… Like damn I’m just here to buy milk and bread…

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Walmart wants to do some sort of AI surveillance shit at their self-checkouts, I noped the fuck out of that and go to their clerks now.

smackjack,

I stopped taking my phone out at WalMart after I learned that their security cameras are so good that they can zoom in on your phone and read your text messages.

trackindakraken,

The Walmart self-checkout near me doesn’t use the weight sensors, they’re turned off. It makes checking out much easier. Also, they flow better, for instance, at Lowe’s, you need to specifically press the “Pay Now” button to pay, but at Walmart you can just shove your card in when you’re done scanning, and it starts the checkout process. At Lowe’s you must choose between the print or email receipt, but at Walmart you can let the question time-out while you put the groceries back in the cart, and it will print the receipt. The Smith’s self-checkout is even more clunky, and very chatty. I don’t like it.

There are plenty of reasons to hate Walmart, but IMO, their self-checkout works better than the others I’ve tried.

atrielienz,

The only reason for Costco to do this would be theft prevention or to make sure members are the only ones using their cards.

EssentialCoffee,

Our Costco checks your member ID before you can use the self checkout.

supercritical,
@supercritical@lemmy.world avatar

And they specifically want to see the picture of you on the back.

whofearsthenight,

and then they sign the receipt at self check and on the way out. My guess is that this is still not accurate enough for them compared to traditional scanning. That said, it’s batshit if they if they don’t replace it with some express lines. Obviously most people in costco are there for a cart full of shit, but I (and judging by self check lines) often go in with a specific thing or 3 in mind.

ThatFembyWho,

and how long does it take you to find that thing or three?

lol kinda joking but kinda not. Every time I went in there for something, it had mysteriously moved halfway across the store and employees didn’t seem to know where…

whofearsthenight,

iirc that is deliberate. They move things around so you have to browse and hopefully buy more than what you came for.

ThatFembyWho,

a common retail tactic, but I feel like costco is the worst.

atrielienz,

Our Costco has started doing this since the pandemic. They didn’t really do it much before. The crackdown is coming at a time where the price of everything is rising and they want more people to buy the membership instead of mooching off others who have.

gekkonaut,

unexpected item in the bagging area. place items in the bagging area. unexpected item in the bagging area.

lud,

I’m thankful pretty much every store here deactivated that sensor shortly after installing self checkouts.

Spacehooks,

Ugh I had a grocery store with great self checkout and then they added the dumb sensor. Became worst experience. I assume it was intentional sabotage to the self checkout experience. Least that is what I would do.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

A Kroger near me recently updated their self checkouts and now they’re way more sensitive, they view any hand movements on its little camera as “you just slipped something into the bag I’m calling the employee over”, and you can’t mute them anymore which is the lost infuriating for me. I have trouble doing things with a lot of noise, and having a loud ass computer yelling about everything it’s doing makes my checkout take easily 3-4x as long. There is no benefit to disabling the mute button, it still screams for employees when something went wrong, and it only frustrates and irritates everyone who can hear it, employees included. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard the employees complain about it too.

Geriatrickid,

Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I’m sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don’t shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Legit!

I’m already being treated like I’m doing shady shit, might as well actually pullshady shit.

Ibex,
@Ibex@lemmy.world avatar

Practice your sleight of hand movements. I’ve figured out how to make it look like I’ve just scanned one thing but moved two at both Walmart and Kroger self checkouts without any alarms going off. Helps a lot with my getting my employee discount for having to run a register.

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Even worse, here in Canada at the Sobeys owned stores, you can opt to use your own reusable bag (plastic grocery bags are now outlawed) but if you do they prompt an employee to come check your bags. They never actually check, but if there isn’t an attendant around you just have to wait there until they notice and end the prompt. I waited for 10 minutes the other day because the employee went off for a break or something.

Edit: spelling

Cort,

You know, around the 5-7 minute mark I’d be dumping my reusable bags and walking out.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

I would’ve but I had just spent an hour getting a cart full of groceries and I wasn’t about to go do that again somewhere else. Plus I couldn’t imagine, at the time, they’d be gone that long.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I’d keep the bags. You get what you give.

fruitycoder,

Oh man I nearly gave my SO an aneurysm because I started scanning items while she set up the reusable bags. Both of us were so over that stupid machine getting made about those bags sitting there!

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Oh same note too! If you dare start doing something before you’ve gotten those bags ok’d, or if you plunk down a bag before it prompts you to do so it’s like you’re committing a felony.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta time it with a heavy item. Some machines have tolerances for weight (or so it seems). So I always pick my heaviest item and put it down at the same time I put the bag down. Basically bagging it and placing it down at the same time. That “tricks” the machine into not realizing the extra weight is from a bag since the bag should be within the weight tolerance of the heavy item.

I’ve never had it fail.

ilinamorato, (edited )

Is this really something people struggle with? I don’t understand this complaint. I haven’t actually heard that alert in decades.

Edit: thanks to the few of you who have answered. I’m not saying I don’t have any problems with self checkout—the overhead camera always thinks I’m stealing the soft drink or prescription or whatever that I leave in my cart, for instance—but my problem isn’t ever with the scale thing, even though that’s always the joke everyone makes.

CoggyMcFee,

You heard that message decades ago?

ilinamorato,

Yep. My local grocery store had them in 2003, and that was probably the last time I heard that message.

CoggyMcFee,

Okay buddy

ilinamorato,

But you still haven’t answered the question yet. I’m not saying I don’t have any problems with self checkout, but I never have that problem anymore, and haven’t since the Bush administration, even though that’s always the joke people drive into the ground. I have way more trouble with the camera.

CoggyMcFee,

What question?

ilinamorato,

Whether this is an actual problem you have or just a joke that everyone tells.

Jestzer,

The closest grocery store closest to my house is the only self-checkout store around me that still uses scales and they’re awful. There are certain items it doesn’t pick up on and it forces you to bag your groceries after checking out, making everything slower. I avoid that place at all costs, even though it’s the closest to me.

ilinamorato,

I think they all still have scales, but I think most people’s problems must be with poorly-calibrated ones or something. I haven’t had trouble with them in a very long time. What I have trouble with is the camera above assuming I’m stealing and summoning a person every single time.

Jestzer,

I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the ones I use have a disabled scale, but only that one grocery store I mentioned actually uses it. It could be that they have poorly calibrated scales, but if that’s the case, then all of the ones they use are. Self-checkout everywhere else is a breeze.

ilinamorato,

When I worked at a grocery store, the attendant could override the “unexpected item” alert and it would re-tare the scale, causing problems for the next person if it wasn’t actually broken. I bet that’s what’s happened at the store you avoid; just years and years of careless attendants overriding too quickly and messing up the calibration.

gekkonaut,

still alive and well at CVS in Manhattan as of last week. using your own bag just instantly locks the machine, even if you want to place it on the floor. I just abandoned it and went to the real checkout.

ilinamorato,

Interesting. Around here they all have options for if you’re using your own bag. You just hit the button and it tells you to put your bags on the machine, and then you go on with your life. Sad they haven’t rolled that out everywhere.

Viper_NZ,

Item removed from bagging area.

ThatFembyWho,

yeeeeah. They’ll have to hire people to work the checkout lanes in that case… which means paying enough to compete with other employers who offer more. Case in point, here it’s like 12/hr here to work in a grocery, vs 16/hr at Amazon. But even if they do this, people will still shoplift. Self checkout didn’t create the problem, it rather treats everyone like a suspect.

The grocery I go to never has more than one staffed checkout lane at any time, typically a very long line of people too old, too stubborn, or with too many items to do it themselves. During the day it’s 8 or 16 self-checkout lanes (minus broke ones), and they close in the evening, so everyone is forced to use the slow staffed checkout.

Adalast,

I fundamentally hate self-checkouts because they were an attempt to eliminate an essential job in the company. I refuse to use them. Frustrares my wife and stepdaughter, but it is my little way to give the corporations the middle finger and force them to have to employ people.

ThatFembyWho,

Fair! My mom always refused to use them.

I didnt for the longest time, until the day my friend went through self c/o and took about two minutes, while I took 15 min in the slow lane. Which honestly was less about the employees and more about shoppers who cant figure out how to pay for the two carts worth groceries they got…

Jako301,

I don’t get what the issue is with eliminating unnecessary jobs. It doesn’t create any extra work for the customer (you have to place all items on the conveyer and put them back into the cart either way), it isn’t offloading any extra work to the other employees and it saves anyone involved a fuckton of time.

mao,
@mao@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Technological advancements have the unfortunately intended side effect of corporations having less people they gotta pay to, because machines are quite the competitor sometimes. While I think OP is being a bit pedantic here, efficiency in and of itself is not inherently good – the question should be who’s extracting the profit. If the increased efficiency translates into less working hours… hell yeah. If it translates into record megacorp profits, then… I see no need in eliminating these unnecessary jobs for now – the worker gets their bread and that’s what I care about

Adalast,

This. They may be unnecessary for the company, but they are necessary for society to maintain function and for the economy as a whole to continue smoothly function. Consider an analogy for the economy to a food chain, you have to have the bottom rungs of the food chain that are plentiful and prosperous to continue to maintain the larger predators. If you start taking out the bottom rungs, it may take a while, but the apex eventually starves. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. The more money the poor make, the better the economy will function.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I am on a fierce crusade against scanning your receipt to be “granted” exit through the gates. I’m not playing their stupid fucking game, I force the gates open every time as a matter of principle.

Lol, stores think they have a right to hold me in the store against my will unless I dance their little dance? Suuuure, now watch me leave.

teamevil,

I just say no thanks have a nice day and keep walking.

aeharding,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Wait what that’s a thing

ares35,
ares35 avatar

if you pay a membership (costco, sams, etc), they are allowed to stop you at the door and 'check' your receipt.

other stores, just say 'no thanks' and keep walking, or have visible earbuds in and be jammin' out the door.

Ilovethebomb,

I have no sympathy for companies losing money due to theft at self-checkout, it’s a cost saving measure that’s bitten them in the ass.

They also suck for alcohol, or anything that doesn’t have a barcode, as mentioned in the story. I never buy either of those products at self checkout.

residentmarchant,

The theft is a feature, not a bug in my eyes!

Alcohol isn’t so bad where I’m at, I just scan it first to give the worker some time to scan their badge and let me continue

piecat,

That said, I really liked the opportunity to not have to socialize with someone

Raiderkev,

Ha, I once got booted from a Safeway in my early 20’s when I was trying to buy beers and the lady who was supposed to be verifying ID was shooting the shit w her coworker. She clearly saw the thing flashing, but wanted to finish her story. I tried waving at her to no avail. She had a very I’ll get to you in a minute vibe, but she clearly wasn’t talking about work stuff. I had worked at a Lucky previously and they used the same self checkout system system. I knew I just needed to type my bday on their terminal to get it to sell, so I went n did it lol. Hey, self check out amirite? I figured fuck it, I’ll do that part too I guess.

She finally noticed like right before I paid and took my beers and wouldn’t let me pay. I was like here’s my ID, I’ve been waiting like 5 minutes to show you. Manager showed up told me to leave, and never come back, it was a whole thing. Granted, I was 100% being a young , dumb prick, but I was annoyed with the lady not doing her job, and wasting my time. Having been on the other side of that terminal before, knowing how easy it was to do, I was super annoyed that she wasn’t even acknowledging me trying to get her attention. Fun times lol.

highduc,

I would have done the same.

fosstulate,
@fosstulate@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I knew I just needed to type my bday on their terminal to get it to sell, so I went n did it lol.

EWW

oldGregg,

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    @fosstulate@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    It’s probably my inexperience with self-checkout speaking, but I would never enter PII into a corporate terminal for the sake of a six-pack.

    oldGregg,

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  • fosstulate,
    @fosstulate@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    In my day it was a sight of your ID alone, and only on the cashier’s discretion. Which is still the norm today at many retailers. I will never use any POS system that requires ID scanning/PII provision as a default.

    WarlordSdocy,

    I honestly only use self check out. I don’t buy a ton in a single shopping trip and I just find it easier to do it myself since I bring my own bulky bags that go on the side of my bike. A lot easier for me in general and sucks some places are getting rid of it.

    Blackmist,

    Self checkout is useful when you only want a few things. Much faster.

    If you’re getting a full trolley, you’d need a barcode scanner to take round the shop with you. If you don’t have that, it’s faster to go with a manned checkout.

    ilinamorato,

    A grocery store near me has the self-scan as part of the app. It’s pretty good, but honestly it’s not that bad to do a full trip through the self checkout.

    BlackPenguins,

    Wegmans tried that at first but failed and removed it. No one wants to scan products with their phone while shopping.

    NoisyFlake,

    I do. It’s kinda new here in Germany, but I think it’s working pretty well.

    ilinamorato,

    Oh dang, I love it. It’s awesome to be able to see what my total cost is as I shop. I definitely buy less when I do it that way, and added bonuses include everything already being bagged the way I like it and not having to talk to people (at least usually).

    whofearsthenight,

    The only thing is that I wish I had something other than the phone for the scanning. Using the phone camera to scan isn’t anywhere near as fast/good as using a scanning gun.

    But my guess is that it got removed because too many people were “scanning” and just taking off. It’s pretty easy to fool self check, but enough people will avoid trying because there are people there, cameras, etc. Pretty hard to get that coverage on the whole store.

    ilinamorato,

    Maybe, and that’s probably the reason they cite, but honestly I bet the real reason is that people were buying less and so they wanted to make it as difficult as they could without removing the option entirely.

    morriscox,

    I did when Smith’s had it. I found a lot of coupons that way.

    clegko,
    @clegko@lemmy.world avatar

    You say that, but Walmart and SamsClub’s Scan and Go is extremely well received because it allows people to scan shit as they put it in their cart and pay on their phone.

    TheGreenGolem,

    Interesting! Alcohol doesn’t have a barcode there?

    Here it does. But the self checkout lamp will go to red instantly and a clerk has to come to approve your age.

    ilinamorato,

    It has a barcode, but most places haven’t figured out the “show ID to a human” flow yet.

    Ilovethebomb,

    But the self checkout lamp will go to red instantly and a clerk has to come to approve your age.

    Which negates the benefit of self service.

    whofearsthenight,

    Just scan the alcohol first, scan the rest next. As long as it’s not the only thing you’re getting, it’s almost def faster. Even if it is the only thing you’re getting, the time for someone to do an age check compared to standing behind 2 carts/trollies is nothing. Self check for me almost every time is way, way faster. Exception being if I have a ton of groceries (I can scan as fast as teh employees, but the self check shit has more guardrails that slow shit down) or a ton of produce (employees at a lot of stores are required to memorize the PLU, I am not.)

    clegko,
    @clegko@lemmy.world avatar

    The store near me stops the scanning process and makes an attendant come check your shit. Literally sits on a screen saying “AN ATTENDANT WILL BE WITH YOUR SHORTLY, PLEASE WAIT”.

    rainerloeten,
    @rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

    After a few times I memorized where the bread or fruit (w/o barcode) I usually buy is in the menu and am almost equally fast as an employee would be. So it just took me some time to adjust personally.

    Subverb,

    I bought beer last time I went through self checkout and of course it called some teenage girl over to check my ID; I’m pushing 60. I just said “No. I’m old enough to be your grandfather.” She was fine with that.

    Wahots,
    @Wahots@pawb.social avatar

    Trying to tell the pears and their variants and potatoes and their variants apart is such a pain in the ass without a barcode. Especially since the example pic is usually quite different, and like 10px on a 480p greased up, airgapped touchscreen. I hate self checkout. The only time I use it is when the store is open late at night. Which, I actually do like. Having stores open till 1am or 3am can be extremely handy, especially if you have an office job during the day and do night classes.

    LifeLikeLady,
    @LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world avatar

    At Costco it’s great minus the membership checks. Thanks this was a quick process, now let me stop and take my card out so you can see I’m not stealing deals.

    Walmart, fuck you hire more cashier’s why am I waiting 10 minutes to checkout at self checkout when you have 50 closed fucking lanes!

    Romanmir,
    @Romanmir@lemmy.today avatar

    Neverminding that we have to scan the cards to even begin scanning the (soon to be our) stuff.

    revv,

    The thing I really hate about it is that where I live, they don’t have bags at the self checkout. Cuz you know, someone might steal a fucking plastic bag. 🙄

    swan_pr,
    @swan_pr@lemmy.ca avatar

    Where I live (Montréal, Canada) plastic bags are banned everywhere. You either bring your own or buy a reusable at the cash. Some places (like grocery stores) also sell paper bags. You get used to it. If you have a car you leave a bunch of reusables in the trunk, if you don’t you just have to remember to bring one with you. The also sell some super thin ones you can carry in your pockets that are sturdy and large enough for a small run at the grocery store.

    KairuByte,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    The only thing I’d hate about that, is if they don’t have a recyclable option and you always have to buy the reusable ones. At some point they just become garbage because you forgot them for the last 20 trips, and who needs 100 reusable bags?

    downhomechunk,
    @downhomechunk@midwest.social avatar

    Or how about you forgot to bring them in with you but don’t realize it until everything is unloaded on the conveyor?

    Kecessa,

    Most grocery stores still offer paper bags and personally I love them to pack everything I want to bring to the recycling bin

    swan_pr,
    @swan_pr@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yes, and also for the compost. I used to store a few as well but they are so thin now, it’s not worth it.

    swan_pr,
    @swan_pr@lemmy.ca avatar

    I agree. I have a drawer full and a bunch in my car. I see a lot of them for sale for a buck at thrift stores, it’s kind of funny and sad.

    barsoap,

    I have about what, five reusable bags. One is always in the backpack to use both as a basket replacement in case the supermarket doesn’t have any (or they’re all at the exit and none at the entry), or as overflow container for the backpack, one is generally holding onions and yet another potatoes (both hanging), that leaves – yep, one as backup and the awkward small one is stuffed with three dirty dish towels waiting for hot wash to accumulate.

    Do consider cloth bags simply because it’s easy to actually give enough of a fuck about them, just like you give a fuck about a t-shirt. Oh and keeping potatoes and onions in plastic would likely not end well. The only plastic bags I buy are bin liners.

    If you’re shopping with a car the standard over here is to have a fold-up box in your boot.

    KairuByte,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I think you’re misunderstanding me. I’m saying that I’d hate situations where my choice is “carry loose items” or “buy new bags” if I’ve forgotten my already owned bags at home. I don’t dislike reusable bags, I own quite a few actually, but when I forget them I’d rather buy paper bags than be forced to buy yet more reusable bags.

    revv,

    It’s not that I care what they’re made of. Here they’re required to charge 10¢/bag. I would happily take a paper bag. The thing I don’t like is being treated like an extremely petty criminal.

    As an aide though, everything I’ve read supports the conclusion that the bag bans only lead to more waste. IIRC, a generous estimate would mean you need to reuse a bag at least 20x in order to break even on resource usage… Which basically never happens. It’s an excellent example of a feel good solution that sounds good until you run the numbers. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

    That said, I’d be perfectly happy to see us eliminate almost all uses of disposable plastics.

    ReallyKinda,

    I like the aldi model with no bags—when you forget a bag you look for an empty box. Not ideal for people who walked though.

    ares35,
    ares35 avatar

    last time we hit aldi, no bags or boxes. we just threw all the stuff into the trunk and dealt with it at home.

    swan_pr,
    @swan_pr@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s different here (at Walmart at least), they leave all their reusable bags at the self checkout where you can just buy them. But there is a lot of staff and the area is like a bullpen, so there is only one exit and there are employees looking at the carts’ contents.

    As for the bags, for sure it’s a contentious topic. And I agree with you. As I mentioned in another reply, I see a lot of the sturdier reusable bags for sale at thrift store, they have to roll them up and put them in a bin they have so many…

    raynethackery,

    In the before times, when you could still find baggers at checkouts, paper bags were provided. I know the cost was figured in to the prices but it is B.S. that they now charge for them.

    FapFlop,

    My Costco has had “self checkout” for about a year now. There’s a Costco employee that waves you over and scans all your items. I really don’t get it.

    Wahots,
    @Wahots@pawb.social avatar

    The Costco self checkouts can only do a certain amount of weight per square inch before they shit the bed. Which is bad, because it’s costco. Unloading the entire shelf while you haven’t paid can’t be done, so you have to scan, hit the weight limit, pay, unload, then scan and load the shelf again…and then pay again. Idiotic design that multiplies the wait times considerably, lol.

    LifeLikeLady,
    @LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world avatar

    I only use them if I’m carrying my items in my hands.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Walmart, fuck you hire more cashier’s why am I waiting 10 minutes to checkout at self checkout when you have 50 closed fucking lanes!

    I straight up said this the last time I was there to one of the managers watching the self checkout after I heard them complaining about the long ass line. Maybe if you actually turned the other 20 lanes on instead of only having 3 the lines would go by quicker, ya dumbasses.

    PRUSSIA_x86,

    You expect them to pull 20 extra people put of their ass?

    LifeLikeLady,
    @LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world avatar

    If they offered a living wage it wouldn’t be a problem. They can afford it, without raising prices.

    themurphy,

    No no no no no, HOW could they afford that?

    Tell me how they could afford it as a giant multi billion dollar company.

    It’s not even possible to pull out billions to shareholders and CEO’s each year if they did that.

    Why don’t anyone ever think about the poor ultra rich?

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Whether they have them all open or just 3, they still only have 2 or 3 employees watching over it all. For some reason, they’re all open in the morning when there aren’t any customers, but then in the late afternoon, they turn everything off when the store is flooded with customers. It’s ass backwards.

    barsoap,

    Probably some power-mad manager saying “employees must get up early to learn discipline”.

    PRUSSIA_x86,

    Having worked at a grocery store, it has to do with inventory stocking. All the trucks show up in the morning, so you need more people around to do intake and stock the shelves. Sometimes they go help in the front in the downtime. Despite what the antiwork folks say, most managers are not power mad assholes, they’re workers playing their role in the system. The owner class however…

    barsoap,

    …so the truck drivers are also forced to get up early? Don’t let me down I want to be jaded today.

    PRUSSIA_x86,

    If you’re genuinely curious, a lot of it has to do with traffic management. I will blindly assume that you live near a large city in north america.

    Trucks are big and cumbersome, especially semis. They’re fine ok the highway, but on city roads around busy places like grocery stores they’re like one man traffic jams.

    Your typical American grocery store moves literal tons of product every single day, very little of which is produced locally. They require constant, daily replenishing, and it has to be done without disrupting the flow of shoppers and surrounding traffic.

    The solution is to start your night at a store or distribution center in a major city. Pick up your trailer of paper products or whatever, make your first stop in town, then hit the highway. Stop at towns and cities along the way, dropping off a pallet or two at each until you reach your final stop in another major city where you swap trailers and take a nap before doing it all again. Many grocery stores employ a small team of (frequently underpaid) workers to process all this at odd hours in the night.

    Supply chain is 24/7

    barsoap,

    So you mean the mad managers are actually sitting in urban design, not building public transit? Rush hour over here is when there’s enough cars on arterial streets so you can’t walk across them wherever you want, there’s no actual jams.

    dropping off a pallet or two at each

    That doesn’t sound very efficient, over here they consign full lorries at distribution centres to stock up one particular supermarket or two, or maybe half a lorry if it’s been a slow day and the supermarket didn’t get a delivery in the last what three days depends on what they’re missing (customers can survive one of five crisps flavours being out of stock, all toothpaste, not so much). The Swiss have it really nailed down, any business of any significant size over there has to have rail access so the likes of IKEA don’t put a single lorry on the road, and supermarket distribution centres receive containers on rail and then maybe send out lorries: If a village has a train station chances are the village supermarket is within forklift distance. They have absolutely no qualms about pulling a freight car or two with a small passenger train set.

    PRUSSIA_x86,

    In North America our rail and highway systems are designed specifically with freight in mind, particularly in the west. 40% of freight in the US is moved by rail vs less than 20% on average in Europe. These rail lines rarely branch out or carry passengers however. Some of this is because of greedy assholes, but a lot of it is also due to history and geography (in much of the country, the train tracks predate the cities).

    American freight movement follows a production line philosophy. Trains travel in long, straight lines between freightyards, where their cargo is offloaded onto trucks. Each trailer is loaded with one genre of goods (produce, paper products, milk, etc.), then drops one stores’ worth at each stop along the way. This method has a variety of benefits and drawbacks.

    I’m intrigued by this concept of loading directly from a train car to a retail store, that’s something you don’t often see over here.

    trackindakraken,

    Several times, but not recently, Walmart self-checkout machines would reset after I scanned the first item, I dunno why. But I figured I did my part by scanning it, so I didn’t re-scan it, even though I knew it had reset. I could just play dumb, which isn’t hard for me, if anyone asked. No one ever asked, but they upgraded the software, and it stopped doing that.

    The employees seem a bit happier as attendants than cashiers, so I guess that’s a good thing. I don’t know how many lost their jobs to the machines, though.

    I’ll admit that I’m happier with self-checkout, because I almost never need to wait in line anymore.

    jayrodtheoldbod,

    I’m not sure how many lost their jobs to the machines at all. At a glance there appear to be about 4 attendants per self-checkout area, which is at least a dozen self-checkout machines at our local Walmart, so they all stay busy enough what with telling the machine I’m old enough to buy beer and such.

    Minus the self-checkout machines I could imagine 2 of the 4 clerks running the usual “not enough cashiers” play that stores got famous for, with the other 2 being sent to the back for whatever duties. Possibly they aren’t hired at all.

    If my questionable observations are accurate, then that means that maybe Walmart is getting more throughput, with everyone ringing themselves up, but maybe they aren’t spending a bunch less on labor.

    I can’t see anybody going back on the self-check machines, though. Not after all that money spent, and the decade that retailers have spent waiting for customers to learn how to do the job themselves, especially the older folks. That was a bitter change to buy, so it’s wishful thinking that we’re going right back to human checkout only.

    Hell, Aldi just installed a couple self checkout machines here. They were the one holding out, too, since an Aldi cashier zooms the groceries through so fast it’s tough to justify. Oh, and they’re trying to have that one person, with shoppers in front of them, also be the attendant for the self-check machines. I double scanned something by accident and the clerk had to stop their own line to help me by pushing a button from way over there and then back to scanning they went.

    Come on, Aldi.

    AlternateRoute,

    I like self checkout as an option, almost everywhere.

    I DON’T like REQUIRED self checkout.

    lagomorphlecture,

    Same. I’m purchasing 2 small things and there’s a line with the creepy incel cashier? Yep self checkout FTW. I have an entire cart full of stuff and the store doesn’t even have a cashier? FML.

    AlternateRoute,

    Ya, having a lot of items, or odd items like vegetables or bulk items at a grocery store that need to have a code entered or need to be weighed suck at self checkout.

    I would also say large items, but home depot and costco provide wireless scanners which work very well. Can just roll your cart up grab the scanner scan and go without taking stuff off.

    thurstylark,

    That and age-gated items like alcohol and [some] medicines. If the one human managing the self-checkout horde is busy, you’re just left waiting.

    BearOfaTime, (edited )

    Somehow Costco has managed this well (as has Sam’s Club).

    Costco always has sufficient ID checkers in the self-checkout, and Sam’s checks your ID as you leave the store if you do the Scan-as-You-Go feature.

    Quick and easy for both.

    Maeve,

    They really need to just pay for extra cashiers. And* can’t they also have “express lanes?”

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    BearOfaTime,

    Exactly. Seems Costco and Sam’s do just that.

    Sarmyth,

    This really is it. I managed a grocery store for years, and the problem these companies have is thinking that the self checkout can replace too many cashiers. Note that it can take the place of 1 or 2, but really, the boon of the self checkout is to really function as the best express lane ever. It should take the heat off your normal cashiers and provide an option best suited for quick purchases under 10 items.

    But what ends up happening is schedulers drop their usual front end down from 4 cashiers to 1 and a self checkout host and completely nullify any gains their customers would have gotten from the enhanced service options. People really do like self checkouts but resent the hell out of being forced to use them as a blatant cash grab.

    deegeese,

    Last time I was at a Target with only self checkout I went to customer service and had them scan me out.

    Sarmyth,

    It’s a baller move. It probably annoys the person at the customer service counter in the moment, but I respect it.

    deegeese,

    It helped to be polite but firm about it.

    “There are no staffed checkout lanes and I hate those robots. Please check me out here.“

    mojo,

    That’s not being polite, that’s just being an entitled dick head thinking you deserve special treatment.

    Maeve,

    They schedule what is budgeted by corporate, ime.

    KairuByte,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Walmart in my area was pretty famous for dropping all cashiers at certain times of the day, and splitting the self checkout “watcher” with customer service. Bit of a clusterfuck but they kept it up for years before 2020 made them shake things up.

    Empricorn, (edited )

    This is so key. If they don’t have enough regular lanes (which at times is just 1), the old/slow/large/complex orders are much more likely to go through self-checkout. Now they’re annoyed that they “have” to use the machines, and so is everybody behind them that has to wait for them. Congratulations: you’ve managed to piss off literally everyone!

    AlternateRoute,

    I will put one other mistake in there, is self checkouts with too many prompts. I avoid using self checkout at a few stores because the minimum number of prompts is higher than 3.

    Good: scanning starts the process, select done AT MOST asks for how many bags, then payment type, swipe and pay (optional email receipt on pin pad).

    Bad: Cant’ start till you tap start, asks for member ship card up front, asks if you want to donate, scan, asks if you want to use your rewards, asks for number of bags, also would you like an email receipt?

    Hawke,

    You missed incessant “place your item in the bagging area” and failing/requiring “assistance” if you scan too fast.

    AlternateRoute,

    Ya and some of them will let you put your own bags in the bagging area in the start so you can fill your bags as you scan, while others do not.

    tpyo,

    What I find works pretty well is to have the bag ready and put the first item into it and then set it down on the bAgGiNg ArEa together

    Szyler,

    Scanned orange juice bottle “wrong item weight. Please wait for assistance.” Yes I have actually encountered this. :(

    NightAuthor,

    Do you have the overhead camera that tries to detect theft, and vaults your scanning to have an employee come over and review the footage before you can continue scanning? That’s my favorite.

    ares35,
    ares35 avatar

    so glad walmart here turned off the bagging scales. you can just take the wireless 'gun' and 'shoot' everything in your cart and toss 'em into your reusable bags as you go.

    residentmarchant,

    One cool thing I’ve found is that you can scan your card on the reader at any time.

    I walk up to the machine, scan my first item, tap my card, then do the rest of my scanning. When I hit “done”/“pay” it just processes the card and prints a receipt

    AlternateRoute,

    That trick likely only works on specific brands of these self checkout terminals.

    cmbabul,

    It isn’t brand, it’s how the company had them configured to work.

    vic_rattlehead,

    My favorite kind is where you just get a scanner when you walk into the store. Scan stuff when you put it in your bag, scan the scanner at the end, pay and leave. No futzing about moving stuff from cart to bags or anything like that, and it’s way more convenient to use my own bags because I’m loading them as I go, instead of being rushed at the very end.

    mean_bean279,

    I stopped shopping at a local grocery store because the damn self checkout made you scan everything and place it on the stupid scale. I couldn’t put my own personal bag there as it would upset the whole system. It ended up wasting more of my time. If they want self checkout to be used more they need to understand someone isn’t stealing and paying at the same time. Sure something might get missed on accident, but I’m not scanning $100 in groceries to steal some arbitrary amount.

    Also, Home Depot took self checkout to the extreme and it sucks ass for it.

    Breezy, (edited )

    No no no, people definitely steal and pay at the same time. I was guilty of doing so when i was younger and more stupid. Older self checkout were so easy to scam by tag swapping or only scanning some of my items and not others.

    mean_bean279,

    You were going to steal in the first place. This doesn’t change anything. Ethically ambiguous people “stealing” by purchasing something at a slightly lower price doesn’t equate to a company therefore making it so I have to use weighted systems. It’s part of the cost of doing business. Odds are good they still broke even after profit margin. Im not going to argue any of that, but it doesn’t matter. I shouldn’t have to put my stuff as I’m scanning on a scale. Either trust me to ring it up correctly or put the proper amount of people on checkout.

    pohart,

    I don’t mind self checkout. It turns out i can be so incompetent that the self checkout watcher has to scan everything for me.

    Bye,

    I actually really dislike it. I hate how it takes away lots of jobs from people. For example, there used to be a lot of retarded people who did bagging. That was an awesome way to get them into the workforce.

    I understand some people don’t like social interaction and like self check out, but they should suck it up.

    ArugulaZ,
    ArugulaZ avatar

    I really hate this crap. Pay people to ring up and bag my groceries. Heaven knows you're charging enough for them that you should be offering me this courtesy.

    Heresy_generator,
    Heresy_generator avatar

    Different strokes for different folks; I much prefer to quickly check myself out rather than waiting in line for someone to check my stuff out for me while dragging me into small talk and packing my bags in the most illogical way conceivable.

    Kichae,

    Meanwhile, stores all but stop manning existing checkouts, forcing everyone to line up to check out their own stuff.

    PopShark,

    Shoutout to Kroger for consistently only having one manned checkout open or two max during the busiest times forcing everyone to the self checkout line unless you want to gamble with how long the folks with the overflowing shopping carts In line at the manned checkout will take

    ares35,
    ares35 avatar

    our walmart is the same way. one lane open. sometimes two, but that's often a trainee.

    Nougat,

    I don't use self checkouts because I hate trying to get those fucking bags open.

    Also give cashiers chairs.

    tiredofsametab,

    just bring a backpack or some other bag.

    kboy101222,

    That’s a great way to have LP follow you the entire time

    Zorque,

    Cool, new friend too!

    residentmarchant,

    I say, let them waste their time on me!

    tiredofsametab,

    If that's a problem for some reason, they make bags that fold down to nearly nothing and you can stick in a pocket as well.

    Also, "Loss Prevention" for anyone else who needs it.

    ares35,
    ares35 avatar

    i used to carry a backpack all the time when i lived in the city and rode the bus or train everywhere, including to grocery stores, target, walmart and the like. never once had a problem from workers in a store. this was the 80s-90s, times were 'different' then, as people would say. of course, looking 'mostly' caucasian probably helped somewhat. today, though, i would probably get hassled at most stores in those same cities, if i carried a backpack while i shopped.

    Churbleyimyam,

    I hate self-service checkouts SO MUCH. Especially as my local supermarket has phased out ones that take cash. On the other hand it is cost-effective being able to put artisan cheese through as potatoes.

    Sgt_choke_n_stroke,

    O green peppers are 99 cents each but red and yellow are 1.29? That’s so weird all these peppers I’m buying are green.

    Fuck you, I’m the cashier now.

    lobut,

    Bill Burr: “what’re you gonna do? cut my hours?”

    A_Random_Idiot,

    Also

    Oh, something didnt scan and you walked out without paying for it?

    Enjoy your broken spine as cops appear in full swat outfit and tackle you to the ground and beat you with clubs because you are shocked and arent immediately calm and compliant.

    Joeffect,

    Clearly a joke, but they will start a record for you till they can get you for a felony…

    Sgt_choke_n_stroke,

    Start a felony charge for a loaf of bread?

    give me a break. These companies cut corners every where they go. You think there stocking up on hard drives and algorithms to cut up and record people?

    A_Random_Idiot,

    You sweet summer child…

    Seasoned_Greetings,

    Look up the target method. They can automatically connect your face/payment ID to items you haven’t scanned. They get you after you’ve racked up enough cumulative value that you haven’t paid for to count for a felony.

    So no, they aren’t sticking you with a felony charge for a loaf of bread. They’re sticking you with a felony charge for enough loafs of bread to value a serious theft charge.

    It’s not going to effect you if you only ever stole one loaf of bread. Waiting until you commit enough theft is the cutting corners part you’re talking about.

    Sgt_choke_n_stroke,

    Facial profiles and items stolen require directories, centralized databases, hard drives, programming, knowing the items. Personal to sift through the data.

    Companies think that’s cheaper than self check out?

    You must not be an engineer.

    Seasoned_Greetings,

    It doesn’t have to do with what I think. That is what they do. Why don’t you put any amount of effort into verifying what I said instead of insulting me like you think I just made it up?

    You don’t think that loss prevention would be doing that stuff regardless of whether they had employed cashiers at registers or not? Loss prevention has been around since long before self checkout lanes, doing the same things they’re doing now. They already pay those guys. Self checkout is still cheaper if they don’t also have to pay a dozen cashiers.

    Also, you seem to be imagining a whole fbi crime scene setup in every store for a job that’s basically handled per location by 2 guys and a computer.

    A “database” doesn’t have to be (and usually isn’t) centralized across stores. “Hard drives” can be a single multi-terabyte hdd in the age we’re in now. “Programming” is just out of the box software they teach their prevention guys to use. The facial recognition and knowing items part comes built into the self checkout machine.

    You must not be an engineer either, because an engineer would understand that the cheaper option isn’t necessarily lower tech.

    Again, take 10 minutes and learn how to utilize a search engine. It’s not something they want people to know, but it’s also not exactly a secret. Target pioneered the kind of loss prevention techniques big box stores use today.

    Pandantic,
    @Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

    This is what I found. It’s just an attic from somewhere, but it has lots of references.

    thereisalamp,

    My husband had a nasty cold and the self scan he was using we later found out should have had an out of order sign on it. After missing the fact that it wasn’t dinging for every item because he couldn’t hear well, they pulled him and had him arrested. His total was off by $100 and he should’ve realized it, admittedly, but he just wanted to get home. We were able to get them to drop the charges because the self check out was malfunctioning but he’s still banned from Walmart.

    A_Random_Idiot,

    and getting banned from walmart is more devastating than most people realize, cause in a lot of places walmart has run out the competition, so if you cant go to your walmart due to a mistake on THEIR part, that means you might have to drive an extra hour to some not-walmart place.

    Its complete and utter bullshit.

    I hope that store burns down with the manager that made that decision trapped inside.

    Rentlar,

    Yeah I’m not paid to use your stupid machine properly. I generally avoid self-checkout and never use it if I have a manually entered item. When there are no full service registers or only one, you know I’m going to be extra sloppy with the self-checkout.

    Garbanzo,

    I generally avoid self-checkout and never use it if I have a manually entered item.

    At a certain point you’re just denying yourself the savings. Go get that informal employee discount!

    A_Random_Idiot,

    I’m against what Walmart especially has done by remodelling stores and removing their checkout lanes and replacing them all with self checkout.

    but I have nothing against a store having a couple self checkout lanes.

    Cause they are nice to have if you only bought one or two things, and don’t want to wait behind a full cart… or if you are buying something you are personally embarrassed about and don’t want to have a cashier see.

    Self Checkout should be a very minor option valuable to a select few.

    not the primary means of checking out for everyone.

    fruitycoder,

    Oh for sure, if I gotta guess I’m picking the one that’s best for me every time.

    Self checkout wants my opinion I’ll give it :)

    knightly,
    @knightly@pawb.social avatar
    BearOfaTime,

    Is this a real tweet?

    Because if it is, it’s brilliant!

    knightly,
    @knightly@pawb.social avatar

    No clue! XD

    Aux,

    deleted_by_moderator

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  • thrawn,

    Quite a jump from shoplifting to genocide, which makes for extremely poor rhetoric. You should’ve at least listed every next step, e.g.: shoplifting -> robbery -> armed robbery -> murder -> several other steps -> genocide. Which still looks absurd but like, less.

    moriquende,

    Something being a crime and something being immoral are two different things.

    pohart,

    It may not be immoral but it is unsafe.

    Sage_the_Lawyer,

    It was once a crime for black people to sit at the front of a bus in America. Guess that means Rosa Parks is responsible for the Holocaust.

    Thank the gods we had you to point it out.

    Aux,

    Wow, just wow…

    Ilovethebomb,

    Is this a real tweet?

    Lemmy users really will take the most obvious jokes at face value.

    BearOfaTime,

    Could’ve been a real tweet, if someone there had the balls to make the joke. Poe’s Law and all

    Pandantic,
    @Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

    Sounds like something Collinsville would say for sure.

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