xro, to Astronomy
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"Uncle I've read the Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.. and say... where is Betelgeuse?"

"It doesn't exist anymore"

https://earthsky.org/brightest-stars/betelgeuse-will-explode-someday/

Kind of amazing that we have recent popular literature which mentions a star and assumes it is a permanent fixture in the sky, when that star might explode within our lifetime. 🤯

Of course we also have star charts from the middle ages that show stars that can't be found in the sky today. 🤷🤔

youronlyone, to asia
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From 2010 to 2017, there was a thing called #AseanCitizen that we Aseans started as a grassroots movement. We were all bloggers from across, well, #ASEAN or South-East Asia.

Some of us joined together to produce one of the best multi-authored regional blogs. We talked about our cultures, write about what makes the region awesome. As well as, try to address the oftentimes silly and sometimes heated debates.

It's all gone now. Forgotten. The blogs dead or offline. We all grew up, got busy with our personal lives, and moved on separately. And the important reason? We lost interest in it as we started to see ASEAN was, is, and will never be for the grassroots.

That was the end of what was once a vibrant grassroot ASEAN Citizens effort. We did it all voluntarily. Without a single recognition from the top-down organisation that is ASEAN.

I had friends from #Cambodia, #Laos, #VietNam, #Thailand, #Singapore, #Malaysia, #Indonesia, #Brunei, and yes, even from #Myanmar (#Burma). (I'm from the #Philippines.) It was fun. It was not tiring at all. It was because we saw a bright future for ASEAN, and we believed in it completely.

But today? ASEAN is still a top-down organisation. They kept trying to get the grassroots involved, but they are always failing. Why? Because it is a top-down organisation, as simple as that. They will never understand until they shift their mindset and approach to bottom-up.

Who is ASEAN really for?

#RandomThoughts

(P.S I want to restart this grassroots movement, but I just no longer have the spark. Give me a very good reason why I should give it another chance. Or, at least, guide the new generation.)

#TootSEA @asean @pilipinas @philippines @pinoy #T2pub

Shanitoba, to random
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I know you know this book. Sweet classic. Funny..I was reading it to my gd today,and became so choked up when I was reading the last page shown here.I didn’t see that coming. 🤷‍♀️😅😭 My gd asked what was wrong with my voice. 🤦‍♀️ 😂 Be patient with yourself and with others. ❤️🥹❤️😘 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😅 G’nite. Keep well.

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kagan, to music
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I can never get over the extreme divergence between:

  1. what you'd think a band named "Massive Attack" would sound like; and
  2. what they actually sound like.

FiStitchWitch, to random
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

Am I mad as a box of frogs? Absoluitely!
Am I grumpy?
Without a doubt!
Do I have a sense of humour?
You better believe it!
Will I cut off poeple without second thought?
Yep!

I was going somewhere with this, but my brain has just shit itself, so I'm going to go splash in puddles.....

JeremyMallin, to random
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I wonder if OSHA has any regulations that apply to sole proprietors with no other employees?

Can I sue myself if my workplace is unsafe? 🤔🤪

JVWest, to random
@JVWest@chirp.enworld.org avatar

World is falling apart, most of the shit you love is too problematic to be cool anymore, your country is held hostage by fascists, you're not sure you made many good decisions in life, you're getting old, and now they're remaking The Crow and Road House.

But also, you're not living on the edge of poverty, in an abusive relationship, hated for your gender, or being bombed and murdered. So what the fuck are you complaining about? Am I right? This guy gets it.

jasonb, to random
@jasonb@sigmoid.social avatar

Is it weird that I love Mastodon and yet I feel more disengaged from social media and I have no FOMO.

I just open it up one day, don't bother with it for days when I'm too busy and when I come back it's there and I read posts from people I'm following. Or just read posts from my instance's local timeline.

It's like living in a wonderful quiet meadow and every couple of days I go for a walk in the village and see everyone.

JVWest, to random
@JVWest@chirp.enworld.org avatar

When I was in my 20s I didn't know what to say. When I hit 30s, I thought I had a lot to say. And I said a lot. But by the time I was well into my 40s I wasn't sure I had much to say at all.

At 54 tender years of age, I believe I am less confident in my own opinions than I've been since I was a kid. On one hand, it's good to be humble and admit you don't know things. But also age does bring wisdom, sometimes. You should trust yourself a little bit more often, dumbass. #randomthoughts

JeremyMallin, to scifi
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Do these guys on Ancient Aliens actually believe what they're saying?

Wikipedia tells me that Giorgio Tsoukalos is a former professional fight promoter. That sort of explains the hair too—a la Don King? Makes me think it's all just entertainment for ratings.

Either way… I love the absurdity of it all. It's not really hate watching, but I don't quite have another word for it. It's one of my favorite genres of fiction. 🤪

JeremyMallin, to random
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Why do they still call them "podcasts" when there are no "Pods" involved?

Isn't it time to come up with a different name?

#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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Is there a name for the entire class of nonsensical debates like "is a thumb a finger?" or "is [x] a sandwich?", and if so what do we call those? (besides pointless and annoying)

JeremyMallin, to random
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I feel like my vocabulary increased far more outside of school than during school. 🤔
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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How do people decide between bar hopping and pub crawling?
#RandomThoughts #BigQuestions
#DeepThoughtsByJackHandy

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

It's a good thing I never write checks because I'd still be starting the year in all the dates with 19.
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar


"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Dictionary.com would most likely tell you that it's obvious that "chicken" comes before "egg" (because they do everything alphabetically) 🤪

JeremyMallin, to scifi
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Why do sci-fi artists design aerodynamic spaceships like mother ships that are never going to land? Aerodynamics really doesn't matter a whole lot in space.

Also, why would these ships need a discernable top and bottom? There is no real up or down for most of your interstellar travel.

#RandomThoughts #SciFi

JeremyMallin, to random
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Best television theme songs ever:
• MASH (the movie had lyrics)
• Welcome Back Cotter
• Greatest American Hero
• Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers)
• Not A Lot Goin' On (Corner Gas)
• WKRP In Cincinnati
• Golden Girls
• Laverne & Shirley
• Facts Of Life
• Scrubs
• Sesame Street
• The Electric Company
• Happy Days
• The Great Space Coaster

JeremyMallin, to StarTrek
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Can they eat holographic food on the holodeck on Star Trek? And if they can, does it provide them with actual nutrition?
#RandomThoughts #StarTrek

JeremyMallin, to random
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Whenever someone calls their business a "pop-up store", does anyone else picture in their mind that it's made out of paper? 🤔

Image source from this cool article: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/magic-movable-pop-up-books

JeremyMallin, to random
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It's too bad that I can't turn off my camera and microphone in real life like I can on Zoom.

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

I have an hypothesis…

People who are all Apple for everything from their phone to their desktop are more easily brainwashed by advertising that everyone else.

Either that or they just like shelling out extra cash for inferior products.

🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
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Carla Tortelli would probably be a pretty interesting person to be friends with. 🤔
#RandomThoughts #LateNightTV

JeremyMallin, to random
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I hate when I feel like watching an episode of TNG but I can't decide which one. So, I end up stuck in my head so long that I don't end up watching any.
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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