KrissyKat, to tesla
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I saw a black Tesla Cyber Truck this afternoon in Merrillville, Indiana.

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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Full Self Drive puts everyone at risk without even any indication that it's engaged.

And the stupid thing rusts.

My auto-warn cheese CYBERTRUCK solves both problems.

#cybertruck #cheese

amyfou, to TeslaMotors
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We saw our first in real life today and it was pulled over to the side of the highway with its emergency blinkers on

bud_t, to TeslaMotors
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We saw a #cybertruck yesterday in #Denver that was painted gloss black. It looked even more ridiculous.

drahardja, to TeslaMotors
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Someone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the #Cybertruck for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣

Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.

I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.

A fool and their money, etc.

#tesla #ev #doomsday #apocalypse #conspiracy #tinfoilHat

https://mosequipment.com/products/mission-darkness-cybercylent-emp-faraday-car-cover

KrissyKat, to tesla
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All of the Tesla Cyber Trucks I spot in the wild are on my dash or doorbell cam, so they all look like Bigfoot or UFO sightings. This one was spotted on I-65 South near Exit 258.

tayledras, to tesla
@tayledras@mastodon.social avatar

I feel so refined now.

I do believe my Tesla WankPanzer may now socialize with the hoi polloi.

automobili, to Delorean Italian

Il nostro Cybertruck

tk, to TeslaMotors
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The would be more than just the butt of a joke if they'd made the exterior out of "normal" steel and painted it to look like stainless. :blobfoxgoogly:

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

maxleibman, to TeslaMotors
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After months, I finally started seeing Cybertrucks in real life. I have to hand it to Elon and Tesla: there is some impressive design and engineering here. Specifically, they have created a vehicle that is impossible to photograph, because none of the pictures of this thing convey just how butt-ugly it is in real life.

The first time I saw one, earlier this month, was head-on, parked facing out in a parking structure, and my brain had a hard time resolving it as an object.

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

jeffowski, to tesla
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dbc3, to tesla
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I have a feeling that if this continues that ugly piece of shit could get even uglier. Or, if nobody has the vigilante spirit, perhaps with proper information the local constabulary could decorate it with a daily note under the wiper. 3d one comes with a trip to the pound to spring it for a couple of Benjamins

https://brokeassstuart.com/2024/05/08/san-francisco-cybertruck-crosswalk-parking/

hankg, to Humor
ApproachingSteed, to streetphotography
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📸 Walking into Home Depot on Friday. I call it 'Elon Shrugged".

Allen Park, Michigan, iPhone 15

#PhotoMonday #FotoMontag #StreetPhotography #Photography #CyberTruck

courtcan, to TeslaMotors
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Well y'all, this past week I have seen my first in the wild. And this morning I saw my second cybertruck in the wild.

Swell.

They look just as boxy, ugly, out-of-place, and pretentious in person as they do in pictures.

First in , second in , which is separated from by one street. So there is the chance it was the same vehicle. I sincerely hope so. It just pains me to think that there might be two such complete, unadulterated fools in this area.

Mark, to TeslaMotors
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Saw my first out in the wild. Have to say the picture doesn’t do it justice.

angiebaby, (edited ) to tesla
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Reposting due to no alt-text on the original post.

AI generated.

vwdasher, to tesla
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drahardja, to TeslaMotors
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Matt Farrah of The Smoking Tire gave an honest and (therefore) devastatingly negative review of the . Good on him. Every point he makes is spot-on (except maybe the chuckle-inducing post-Apocalypse truck argument).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9a3GR1HJY

drahardja, to tesla
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

So…can the actually beat a Porsche 911 in the quarter mile WHILE TOWING a Porsche 911, as Elon claimed?

No. No it can’t.

But it CAN keep up with the slowest Porsche 911 to the 8th mile, which is DAMN impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0AJmLvKjxw

bitprophet, to TeslaMotors
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar

Saw my first in person today!

Yup: boy they're ugly. What the fuck.

That_One_Guy, to tesla
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Tesla was selling $700 sledgehammers that can't actually be used for its intended purposes to break stuff. You can display it or use it in the gym. 🙄 I say it was because it's currently sold out. I bought my sledgehammer from Ace Hardware for about $660 less than the Cyberhammer, and it can actually break concrete, be displayed, and used in the gym. 😉

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-s-cyberhammer-makes-sense-if-you-hit-yourself-wit-1851478583

ainmosni, to TeslaMotors
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The is one of the best schadenfreude products I've seen in a very long time.

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