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How it started. How it’s going.
@ Aaron Rupar @atrupar Brennan to Noem: "At the very end of the book, you say the very first thing you'd do if you got to the White House is you'd make sure Biden's dog is nowhere on the grounds. 'Commander, say hello to cricket." Noem responds by suggesting Commander should be put down
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The Judge Who Loved Me
Shaken but never stirred, GoldenTongue John Roberts is stalling for Trump like 007 with a trigger-happy terrorist. He might make those insurrection charges die another day, but he's of no help in Donnie's Octopussy trial.
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My four year-old was watching the Trump trial when he turned to be gravely and asked "Daddy, why is everyone on Trump's legal team making such a terrible face?" And when I told him "Because Trump just farted," he started crying.