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My NFL model shows a 64% chance that Aaron Rodgers will spend more hours at RFK Jr. rallies than on the field for the Jets. And I tell you the best place to get ketamine-laced elk meat near MetLife Stadium. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
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Katie Bar the Door
Bad girl Britt’s kitchen kerfuffle had viewers saying “whoa Nellie!” But while she’s married to a gridiron great, this sexy senator sounds more like Andrew Jackson than Keith Jackson.
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Some will remember Mitch McConnell for interfering in the Supreme Court, attempting to gut Medicaid, or creating an era of dark money in politics, but I’ll choose to remember him for something far more important: his civility.
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Federal prosecutors say Alexander Smirnov's accusations about Joe and Hunter Biden were lies funneled from the Russian government. Here's why we plan to keep repeating those accusations in our headlines.
Hi yall, imma post this one positive thing Trump said just to brighten yalls day now none of you naughty people say nothin negative in the replies or imma gomna say i am tired of these here replies; im not lookin for attention its just little ole me makin the world a happier place
Trump: "Pass me the ketchup"
Now see he is human yall just like us and no more negativity and sunshines amd rainbows and Republicans are yall friends too mmmkay?
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In this Ohio diner, defense spending is when boosters pay high school linebackers to play for Ohio State.
But they know this: Trump's plan to let Russia attack NATO allies is a strategy worthy of Woody Hayes.
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NFL experts say it is very unlikely that the league deliberately rigged the Super Bowl so that Taylor Swift's team would win.
But blue check X user @cryptoguy1488 isn't so sure.
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