"Remember, all I am offering is the truth. You take the blue pill, you go back to sleep, believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you see how far the rabbit hole goes."
"Wait. These are these just NyQuil and DayQuil...?"
"Indeed. As I said, I offer you the truth: A good nap and clear sinuses, or you stay awake, blow your nose, and learn what The Mucous really is."
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John Adams said that ‘the government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.’ But X user @purityballdad isn’t so sure.
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It would be a miscarriage of justice to force Trump to sell his buildings for what they're really worth, and not the inflated amounts that he valued them at.
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Analysis | With Ronna McDaniel snatched off the market by NBC News, ABC and CBS must now enter a bidding war for Catturd.
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We were tired of critics accusing our news organization of being liars, with no basis in fact. So we hired Ronna McDaniel.
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At this Florida pickleball court, all the chatter is about seesawing prices. Insulin is down to $35 a month, yet the cost of paying Trump’s legal bills has never been higher.
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I am a lifelong Republican. I've concluded that another Trump term would be so catastrophic that I must not only write in Ronald Reagan for president but also publish a memoir about how brave I am.
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Why did every American insurance company refuse to underwrite Trump's $454 million bond? Because they became too woke.
After three long years of struggling with the book and analyzing it I finally put my thoughts into a coherent blogpost. I never expected the Ministry to be #solarpunk , but I hoped that it will paint a future to look forward to.
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Liberals say that felons deserve a second chance. So why are they mad that Donald Trump is hiring Paul Manafort?
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As a seasoned political commentator, I know to take Trump seriously but not literally. Or literally but not seriously.
"The forecast is grim - it's called aging, men! Enjoy The Weather Girls' classic song, It's Raining Men, with a new twist - whether you spell it as aging or ageing - it's on its way!"
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East Side Story
Jersey field general Aaron said he was a Jet all the way, but now he’s fallen for RFK Jr. faster than Tony fell for Maria. Kennedy-Rodgers? Say it soft and it’s almost like praying.
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Joe Biden has officially secured enough delegates to be the Democratic nominee for president. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
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