Trumpbert, to random
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New strips every Sunday.
Posts of strips from the book collection most weekdays.

https://www.Trumpbert.com

kkarhan, to random German
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Too to ...

:blobcatcomfysweat: :ms_sleepy: :notlikemeowcry:

kkarhan,
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wokerati, to uk

🎵 (Failure to) Regulate - Rishi Sunak

400 suicides, every year. more than one a day, the cause is clear. the gambling industry is to blame. failure to regulate is a national shame because their powers are not restricted they target people already addicted 86% of profits can be traced to just 5% of their customer base. Lots of these profits are moved overseas so they don't pay tax to HMRC lost bet cost $14 billion a year the economic damage done is costing us dear tTo place bet now online is the way you can lose money 24 hours a day, the law hasn't changed for 17 years. since two years before the first iPhone appeared There are some simple things we can do to protect like state limits and affordability checks. We could stop gambling, normalising, by banning direct marketing and advertising. But as betting companies profits rocket, Every one of these MPs is in their pocket. They don't just give hospitality to the tourists. For these labour MPs, it's the same story. We're all letting down and forgetting. The 1.4 million addicted to betting. We haven't done anything to regulate yet. We might still do it. Do you want a bet? Credits: @cassetteboy

openrightsgroup, to privacy
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The enemy is within 🕵️‍♂️

An authoritarian government grants itself powers to spy on the bank accounts of all benefit claimants. Even the pensioners.

A gripping abuse of power in a Parliament near you NOW.

Don’t miss your chance to stop it.

➡️ https://action.openrightsgroup.org/hands-off-our-data

Some_Emo_Chick, to ilaughed
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Much better version

Try That Shit In A Small Town - Samuel Saint

https://youtu.be/AL3mEss8atc?si=VGPxVrtgmq1OQsfA

linaciari, to art
@linaciari@fgc.network avatar

Drew my own version of the "Brazil Mentioned" meme

wokerati, to uk

Guilty Conscience (ft. Sir Keir)🎵

[Narrator] Meet Kier, 58 years old. [Starmer] Bitterly disappointed in [Narrator] the way things are going, he decides to do [Starmer] whatever is necessary to fix things. [Narrator] And suddenly - his conscience comes into play [Corbyn] All right. Stop. Before you write to settle the score, then reinvigorate support in an attempt to end the civil war you better think of the consequence. [Starmer] Who are you? [Corbyn] I'm your Labour left-wing conscience. [Blair] Nonsense, go on shuffle the party and start running labour like I did just borrow the woke left, till you can get rid tell them it's unacceptable, that he's unelectable he should just stick to growing vegetables [Corbyn] but that won't all go through like it's supposed to the core membership chose you and they'll exposed you think about iraq before you trust this bloke and look at his hair he looks like Peter Stringfellow [Mandelson] fuck that, don't be a drip keep his whip assert some leadership victory is within our grip [Miliband] a party for the many is not just for the rich [Mandelson] said the men lost to a bacon sandwich [Corbyn] the dodgy dossier the WMGs he can't sell wagamoli from mushy peas [Starmer] Unite the party, that's the way to go [Ridge] What are you actually gonna do? [Starmer] I don't know These voices, these voices I hear them And when they talk I falter, I falter, I falter, I falter Parody of: Guilty Conscience by Eminem & Dr Dre Credits: Swedemason, PoliticsJOE_UK

SirTapTap, to poop
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the Paula Deen YTPs stream is back and watchable in FULL on Patreon! (for free)

https://www.patreon.com/posts/paula-deen-ytps-94083729

I'll be uploading other too-hot-for-youtube content to patreon for now, only ones I can think of though are the DBZ and anime abridged streams which I'm doing now

nwprogressive, to television
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Bowen Yang offers perhaps his final George Santos impression with &;Scandal in the Wind&; cold open

Watch highlights from the sixth episode of SNL’s forty-ninth season, hosted by Emma Stone, with Noah Kahan as the musical guest, including the George Santos expelled cold open.

https://www.nwprogressive.org/microblog/2023/12/bowen-yang-offers-perhaps-his-final-george-santos-impression-with-scandal-in-the-wind-cold-open/

shekinahcancook, to BBC
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OMG This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long while. It's a parody of a BBC live production, called Peter Pan Goes Wrong. My son emailed me the link and said don't watch this while you're working. I'll add don't watch it while trying to drink anything. If I get pneumonia from inhaling hot chocolate, it will be his fault, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1UjfpPf48

grrlscientist, to random
@grrlscientist@mstdn.social avatar

wow. this tweet is SO real-life

apzpins, to random
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At times I feel like understanding is a lost art. A running joke for loose coil wires has been "it should be wireless so this won't happen". As a gag I cut of the wire lugs from a dead coil and printed a custom Bluetooth wrapper for it. I posted that on social media.

The amount of "it can't work", "scam!" and calling me incompetent and/or stupid was just unbelievable. Some took time to explain why this can't possibly work. All this after all the PCB repair work I've posted.

wokerati, to uk

Whoever thought 2024 would be a rerun of 2016?

Trump and Farage in a Parody of: Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers Credits: @swedemason

danct12, to random
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We didn't start the kernel!

https://youtu.be/5nZFuQVz-mY

SharonCummingsArt, to fun
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tencenttakes, to comics
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doctormo, to Marvel
@doctormo@floss.social avatar

For @teruterubozu who always pronounces SQL as "Squirrel".

kkarhan, to linux
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Seriously, I should make a that does that with ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eEG5LVXdKo&t=1992s

AlarminglyBad, to Funny
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COMIC VIDEO: Timing

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

Alarmingly Bad comic video where a man gets turned on by a taco

anabrandusescu, to random
davidaugust, to Halloween
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Sometimes I think this parody account is just what she’d say without PR consultants holding her back.

Trumpbert, to random
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Posts of strips from the book collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

https://www.Trumpbert.com

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #mikejohnson #MikeJohnsonisunfitforSpeaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse

RobertaFidora, to music
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RobertaFidora,
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SchlocklusterVideo, to generationx

On October 27, 1981, Airplane! was released on VHS and Betamax in the United States. Here’s some Leslie Nielsen fan art!
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