wandrew, to random
@wandrew@godforsaken.website avatar

[pissing through your letterbox]
IT'S PISSSSSSMAASSSSS!!!!!

n3wjack,
@n3wjack@mastodon.social avatar

@wandrew watch out with the metal letterboxes when it's freezing though

shaft, (edited ) to random French
@shaft@piaille.fr avatar

Est-ce que vous cliquez sur la photo de profil d'une personne quand la dite photo est une photo de chat ?

shaft,
@shaft@piaille.fr avatar

@ffeth Ah ! :)

Ne rien organiser

radis_noir, to random French

À 8 du mat dans la nuit noire, le type dans sa bagnole siglée, qui sort du parking de sa boite pied au plancher, qui me grille la prio et manque de me renverser à 1m près, que je rattrape au stop:
−Bah quoi? T’as pas des freins sur ton vélo?🤦‍♂️
J’ai aussi eu droit à:
−Nan mais j’t’avais vu, mais j’savais que ça passait!

Je fais chaque année le même constat: les derniers jours avant les vacs de noyel, les comportements nerveux et dangereux augmentent sur les routes.
Faites gaffe à vous.

Faket,

@niavy @radis_noir Si tu tapes bien a plat, ça fait beaucoup plus de bruit à l'intérieur.

ross, to random
@ross@rossabaker.com avatar

Multiple posts linking to the same latrine stinking up your feed? URIs and domains also work as filtered phrases.

andthisismrspeacock, to Turkey
@andthisismrspeacock@mas.to avatar

, if you need a , , or , has you covered this week

aeveltstra, to random
@aeveltstra@mastodon.social avatar

for and : review the pages you have designed / developed using a or , and make sure those convey your actual content.

Today I was hoping to read some advertorial about cool gadget gifts nobody thought of before that editor listed them. Of course it's bull shyte, but what's worse is that the page HID the editorial from the readers, and instead gave me a disclaimer. I thought I had clicked the wrong ad!

kevinlovestech, to random

Don't provide a service to another business just because you can and they'll pay you for it.

Have a conversation to honestly determine what they should be doing for the best result.

Otherwise all you're doing is taking their money and hurting their business.

kubikpixel, to ai
@kubikpixel@chaos.social avatar

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  • kkarhan,

    @kubikpixel : will mitigate that risk, and you should use them anyway.

    Another option is to use an onscreen-keyboard (susceptible to screen recorders instead of keyloggers, but both are only an issie on Windows anyway and if one still use that Post-PRISM then I'd call them "grossly neglective"...

    dustinfinn, to Samsung


    If you regularly repair crappy - you don’t really need the bottom screws on the main front panel which means you don’t need to unmount it from the base and unscrew it from the bottom.

    I’ve never seen a greater example of how has missed, neglected, or downright said FU to teams.

    image/jpeg

    Eldeberen, to random
    @Eldeberen@social.middleearth.fr avatar

    Alleeez, et encore une plainte à envoyer --'

    Une violation flagrante en 3 temps :

    1. La SNCF m'envoie de la pub
    2. Je me désabonne
    3. Deux mois plus tard, je reçois de la pub

    Au passage le petit : prendre des screenshot des formulaires de désinscription et se les envoyer. Ça permet d'avoir une trace.

    De la pub SNCF, datée du 8 décembre

    FlockOfCats, to cooking
    @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

    Protip: to stay organized during meal prep, arrange your produce by wavelength

    kevinlovestech, to random

    If you're using a NAS, specifically Synology, remember to empty the "recycle bin" in each folder. It can really add up and takes up space.

    exador23, to random
    @exador23@m.ai6yr.org avatar

    If you attach a picture of something (like a screenshot of the headline) when sharing a link, that photo is what people will see instead of the preview & associated photo for the link you want to share. Thus sparing the fediverse from having images of smiling war criminals, mass murderers, spray tan fascists, hate crime perpetrators, or whining narcissist billionaire man-babies filling up their timeline.

    mikemathia, to random
    @mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
    apodoxus, to random
    @apodoxus@mastodon.online avatar

    Go clean your glasses 👓️ with dish soap. Don't forget to come back and thank me. 😉

    lain, to random
    @lain@lain.com avatar

    i need a hot drink

    piggo,
    @piggo@piggo.space avatar

    @lain pull a chinese and get hot water

    travisfw, (edited ) to Wikipedia
    @travisfw@fosstodon.org avatar

    : changes. when linking to information on wikipedia, link to the most recent version (what you just looked at). Then readers will see the same thing you did.

    Click "View history" in the upper right, then click the last revision (at the top of the list). This is the version everyone sees right now. Tomorrow it could be different. But if you share this link (which probably says at the top, "This is the current revision of this page") then people will see what you intended.

    jjb, to random French
    @jjb@mastodon.social avatar

    : using laboratory glassware in the kitchen makes you feel like you're doing Science even if you're just mixing a beverage.

    samantha, to random
    @samantha@autistics.life avatar

    Coffee makers are still more efficient in producing coffee when you actually turn them on...

    eurobubba,
    @eurobubba@mastodonczech.cz avatar

    @samantha @vlrny Adding water helps too.

    tarnkappeinfo, to internet German
    @tarnkappeinfo@social.tchncs.de avatar
    kkarhan,
    jbzfn, to random
    @jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

    If your cat brings you a dead bird, it means that the NSA is on to you.

    xakan, to random French
    @xakan@social.zdx.fr avatar

    : C'est mieux si tu produis ton code avec tes doigts et ton cerveau plutôt qu'avec ton cul.

    Bibobu, to Hololive French

    Si vous n'êtes pas habitué·e·s à l'envoi de courriers internationaux avec La Poste, astuce: gagnez 30mn en n'utilisant pas le guichet automatique et en demandant à remplir un bon colissimo manuellement.

    Apparemment, leur système informatique s'attend à trouver des formats français sur les codes postaux étrangers. Le format à 4 chiffres des Pays-Bas, par exemple, ne fonctionne pas.

    On est vraiment à la pointe de la technologie.

    mbootsman, to mastodon Dutch
    @mbootsman@toot.re avatar

    Je kan sinds een tijdje je toot bewerken na het plaatsen. Handig voor typefouten e.d.

    n8, to github
    @n8@mastodon.social avatar

    for people writing / related :

    "Clone the Foo repository" is a sentence that means one specific command in git lingo, to people who already know all the git lingo. To a normal person reading your page, it sounds like it means something abstract about making their repository resemble the Foo repository, and if their attempt at copying what they see misses some important detail, the fault was your page not clearly explaining that it meant that specific command.

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