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GottaLaff, 26 days ago to legal

#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

ChrisHolladay, 26 days ago

@GottaLaff
NFL
A walking indictment party. 😐

Skepticat, 27 days ago to random

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ChrisHolladay, 27 days ago

@Skepticat
Well that high viz green oughta make it easier to aim at
😺

GottaLaff, 27 days ago to legal

NEW #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

ChrisHolladay, 27 days ago

@GottaLaff
NFL
More like got injured in the Trump circle jerk 🤔

GottaLaff, 27 days ago to legal

#TrumpTrial started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/… #Trump #legal

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

ChrisHolladay, 27 days ago

@GottaLaff
Half those names are unknown to me but I wouldn't be surprised to see them plastered on the post office wall.😐

shoq, 29 days ago to random

If you thought we could survive all of this madness, think again. We’re at war with stupidity on a previously unimaginable scale.

ChrisHolladay, 29 days ago

@shoq
That's really amazing.
Also amazing she has teeth.
😐

realTuckFrumper, 29 days ago to random

'The fly is brutal': Trump swats at insect that's 'driving him crazy' mid-speech https://www.rawstory.com/trump-fly-is-brutal/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

ChrisHolladay, 29 days ago

@realTuckFrumper
Flies like swarming around shit.....🤔

Sheril, 30 days ago to random

If you had the time to go back to school to study any field at no cost, what would you choose?

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@Sheril
Aeronautical engineering...I always have had a fascination with aircraft or anything that flies basically.

GottaLaff, 30 days ago to ethelcain

👎🏻😡“Workers at two Mercedes-Benz factories near Tuscaloosa, #Alabama, voted on Friday against joining the United Automobile Workers, a stunning blow to the union’s campaign to gain ground in the South, where it has traditionally been weak.” #UAW

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/17/business/mercedes-benz-uaw-alabama-vote.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff
Could be unions usually treat everyone fairly while at will employees can hide their discrimination.
It is Alabama after all

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago to Cats

Shuffle your feet lose yo seat Dad !!
#wfhcats
#cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#CatsOfFediverse

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@thepoliticalcat
Yup

GottaLaff, 30 days ago to random

I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff
Next time magic marker Biden on the bumper sticker 😹

GottaLaff, 30 days ago to Arizona

🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John #Eastman pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in #Arizona.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff

Yes Excited GIF

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff
He looks sad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GottaLaff, 30 days ago to random

Worth emphasizing this, because most news outlets did not:

“Rep. Matt #Gaetz (R-Fla.) on Thursday ominously invoked Donald #Trump’s call to far-right violent extremists while joining the former president at his criminal trial in New York.

“Standing back and standing by, Mr. President,” Gaetz wrote on social media, along with a photo of himself positioned behind Trump at his trial.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-gaetz-stand-back-stand-by-proud-boys_n_66462d52e4b0dd63cd2ba653 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/stand-back-stand-matt-gaetz-174110101.html

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff
Standing by for what ?? 17 year olds?
Matt Gaetz couldn't fight his way out of Trump's underwear.

ChrisHolladay, 30 days ago

@GottaLaff
I was mocking Matt

Saltssaltgirl, 1 month ago to random

I took my students on a class trip today. Even though they live insanely difficult lives, they were able to enjoy the day with childlike joy.

As one of my “kids” was leaving, he turned around and said, “Today was a really good day.” He’s right; it was..

ChrisHolladay, 1 month ago

@Saltssaltgirl
School trips are cool..... my kid lives for them .......where did yours go?