@DavBot@nerdculture.de
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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

stefan, to ai
@stefan@stefanbohacek.online avatar

So I tried Google's new AI powered search experiment that supposedly gives you code snippets in response to programming related questions.

https://labs.withgoogle.com/sge

The answer was at best incomplete, but all in all unusable. I don't think we're on the right path here.

DavBot,
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@stefan
have you tried GPT 4 with plugins like penrose analyst VoxScript and WebPilot? it does some kinda neat things.

Sinistar7510, to random
DavBot,
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@Sinistar7510
If you invite Gowron to your wedding he will toast you with:
"Glory to you, and your spouse."

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is just a reminder, that you, and everyone around you, are just brains, piloting a meat mech.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
Your brain is just a lipid-based CPU/GPU powered by electrical patterns in a sort of I/O feedback loop coming from and being powered by the meat mech.

Tiny flightless gundams made of hamburger.

DavBot,
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@nuncio
@Mrfunkedude
This is the final solution to the Fermi Paradox... We'll get out there one day and find out we were fediblocked for being too ridiculous...

DavBot, to random
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Screw you host your own analytics data with
https://matomo.org/

DavBot, to random
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The show "From" is "Lost" but on the mainland.

DavBot, to random
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It's official, A job bagged at the burger place, after tips only 6 buck an hour less. but comes with FULL-ASS benefits. So I think its going to be a very viable thing to dual wield a couple positions around town here.

DavBot, to random
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"So, what's the solution? I don't know. Maybe stop buying their shit. Maybe start supporting indie developers who actually give a damn about their players. Maybe, just maybe, we start valuing creativity and innovation over mindless consumption."

#Activision #Blizzard

https://davbot.work/activisions-capitalist-carnage-fan-made-mods-get-the-boot-in-a-shitstorm-of-corporate-greed/

DavBot, to random
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Even ChatGPT is ripping into the and buffoonery this week

https://davbot.work/ron-desantis-presidential-announcement-twitter-spaces-shitshow-with-elon-musk/

DavBot, to random
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Job interview day. At the local burger shack that advertises being an ethical employer (living wage, benefits etc.) Hoping I nail it and the workplace culture is decent.

DavBot,
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@stefan
Thanks, I'm just hoping the crew is super chill and vibes well in the workplace. Nearly 10 buck an hour less, but it's an ends to a means, I'll be getting family help while pursuing school since this is a job I can leave at the workplace when the day ends and not haunt my life constantly.

toplesstopics, to fediverse
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is anyone on my corner of the fediverse a fan of or themselves a ( etc-anything, really)? if so, please connect with me!

i know it's gauche to ask for boosts on the fediverse, and normally I never do. but every time I search for on my own instance I get NOTHING, and I don't want to have to make a half dozen accounts on other instances to find other creators either. if I could just establish a network of fellow (preferably , but , , etc are fine also) here on my home account, that would be wonderful.

maybe I could even find some creators to say hello to at in three weeks 😁

DavBot,
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@toplesstopics
Peertube admin here.
My instance is

https://davbot.media/

I post my invasive thoughts, random short music creations and stream games for some potential online banter.

The local video page has a couple other folks as well:

@jessica
Metal/industrial music

@chiefgyk3d
Tech and nerd related shorts.

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
@toplesstopics @jessica

A reliable App in a traditional sense, I have not found. I just use add to home screen from chrome or the quick tap in an app window instead of using Chrome itself.

Let me take a look today at getting YT importing operational, if you can get the Tak-Tak talking to YouTube, Im pretty sure it's pastable to do a three way bodge lol.

I'll bump your account's space a lil bit too if there will be moar videos flowing.

I wish hosting would stop with selling space

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
This sounds like you would need to create a peertube plugin,

https://docs.joinpeertube.org/contribute/plugins#publishing

unfortunately I would need to hand over root to even test properly on this server with the software being managed by Docker > Caprover, plus you would have homework on caprover, but a local test instance is recommended in their dev docs.

Once something like that is on the hub and published as instructed it will be accessible to all PeerTube admins.

oliphant, to random

No, Mastodon, I do not want to reply in Dutch, why would I want to reply in Dutch? Do you not see me typing English? Is my language not set to English? Why you keep changing this? How many languages do you think we all speak? All of them?

DavBot,
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@oliphant

mattblaze, to random
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If nothing else, Mastodon seems to be pretty convincing evidence that an edit button can work. I'm not seeing many cases of it being abused the way many worried it would be.

Bad actors are the problem, not the tools. Get rid of the bad faith people, and we can have nice things.

DavBot,
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@mattblaze
Edit buttons should have an elegant solution for bad actors:
View all Revisions.

Then folks can report accounts that abuse it 😁

jebba, to fediverse

The bird and wildlife cameras are up and running.

I'm testing Peertube, restreamer, and Owncast self-hosting.

Restreamer:
https://spacecruft.live/

Peertube:
https://video.jebba.moe/w/8f3V3Q69nhzG3C7ktrX1GS

Owncast stream 1:
https://spacecruft.tv/

Owncast stream 2:
https://owncast.spacecruft.tv/

The Owncast stream works with VLC/mpv, using:

https://spacecruft.tv/hls/stream.m3u8

DavBot,
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@jebba
Heyo! I just send you a follow request to help federate your content. it looks like your instance is for a dedicated type of content, I suggest not following back instances if you want to keep your front page and instance focused, but letting other instances follow without approval will speed up the federating process.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I am going to apply to write for every show during the writer's strike, but I will simultaneously take as many jobs as possible and only write about mini horses. Prepare for:

-The Boys but only mini horses can get superpowers now.
-Severance but the dystopian company starts solely hiring mini horses.
-House of the Dragon but all the dragons are defeated by mini horses.
-Jeopardy but it's only trivia about mini horses.

People will look back at television in 2023 and be so very confused.

DavBot,
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@lowqualityfacts
Thank you internet.
https://mawleen.itch.io/horsetrek

Mrfunkedude, to random
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What's the best way to hide a fart?

Wrong answers only.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
Do you smell popcorn?

MariaTheMartian, to random

Deathstar Jazz: A Ken Burns Documentary


DavBot,
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@MariaTheMartian
speaking of alternative star wars, have you heard of Auralauts?
I consider their star wars universe canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm8yAxBr8&list=PLINl9l0igYjzIipxsD4Y59_Jjxe4N3pZo

DavBot,
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@MariaTheMartian
My children will inherit this.

Threearrows78, to fediverse

Hello !

Had enough of twitter this morning. All I'm doing is pontificating to toxic people. Let's see how this goes!

DavBot,
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@Threearrows78
Welcome.
crash course

  • images, add descriptions for accessibility, It can be fun.
  • Boost does something. if you really dig the post, do so along with a fav.
  • Follow, no Al Gore Rhythm to feed your content.
  • Peep all the feeds, local and federated
  • The is big, platforms interact,
  • It's okay to take it slow here.
  • REPORT TEH FASCISTS TO TEH ADMINS
  • When you find a good niche server you like, migrate off of the main one.
asahi95, to random

That's the last and final straw.

Fuck and goodbye, it was nice using you as a search engine but you've failed me. :ms_angry:

Going back to and as of now 🔍

DavBot,
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@asahi95
Those first four words are rhythmically hilarious.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

DavBot,
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@lowqualityfacts

Rumour has it that the word gullible is written on every ceiling in the world.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

DavBot,
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@tychosoft
@lowqualityfacts

There is a theory if you go into a low quality fact deep enough, you find a high quality one.
(Link in description.)

https://davbot.media/w/gyRTiqubcPwJVesbSZssRz

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