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GossiTheDog, to random
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GossiTheDog,
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@riaschissl startpage is just Bing

adelgado,
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GossiTheDog, to random
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Google search thinks you should use glue to stick together a pizza as its AI is trained on Reddit, where 11 years ago a user called “fucksmith” posted suggesting it was a good idea.

kimlockhartga,
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@GossiTheDog So AI can't distinguish shitposting. We have found the secret to its destruction. Flood the zone!

mykhaylo,
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@GossiTheDog we didn’t troll on reddit all those years for nothing.

GossiTheDog, to random
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Rishi Sunak announces 394 new Oracle CVEs

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GossiTheDog, to random
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My favourite trope is people saying “you can’t do that, it’s against the law! GDPR!” to big tech companies… as they steal the world’s copyrighted material to train AI, run Washington DC, count almost every EU data regulator as email customers and fund anti-trans political candidates for commercial gain.

People think they’re holding spears but instead they’re armed with plastic forks from a chip shop.

GossiTheDog, to random
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Fourth of July election in the UK

Season 5 Lol GIF by Real Husbands of Hollywood

GossiTheDog,
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Here we go.

GossiTheDog,
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Somebody is playing the Darth Vader theme and “Things Can Only Get Better” over the PM as, in the soaking rain, he is announcing a General Election.

GossiTheDog, to random
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Pictured: companies explaining to people why AI is the future.

GossiTheDog, to random
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Congrats to Satya Nadella on his promotion to VP of Apple Mac marketing!

GossiTheDog, to random
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Things I learn - if you look at Cydonia on Mars in the latest Starfield update (which added surface maps), it's right next to the face on Mars.

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SteveSyfuhs,
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@GossiTheDog I thought both Mars and the moon used real NASA graphics to plot out landmarks?

GossiTheDog,
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@SteveSyfuhs does it? I can’t recall seeing that

GossiTheDog, to random
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For those who aren’t aware, Microsoft have decided to bake essentially an infostealer into base Windows OS and enable by default.

From the Microsoft FAQ: “Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers."

Info is stored locally - but rather than something like Redline stealing your local browser password vault, now they can just steal the last 3 months of everything you’ve typed and viewed in one database.

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argonaut,
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@GossiTheDog easy: make a Hollywood movie of all your passwords.

markhughes,
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@GossiTheDog
Ah , the sham regulator. 🤦‍♂️

GossiTheDog, to random
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Really good news, I hope insurance companies etc aren’t the only voices in the public consultation

UK gov to require in law that all ransomware attacks are reported to central government and outlawing ransom payments from critical infrastructure sectors.

https://therecord.media/uk-proposal-mandatory-reporting-ransomware-attacks

GossiTheDog, to random
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Medical workers in Israel have told the BBC that Palestinian detainees from Gaza are routinely kept shackled to hospital beds, blindfolded, sometimes naked, and forced to wear nappies. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crgygdr7vezo

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From Scarlett Johansson re OpenAI stealing her voice:

stux,
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@GossiTheDog they keep on stealing..

isotopp,
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@GossiTheDog i hope the Major kicks Altman's Ghost out of its Shell

GossiTheDog, to random
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Microsoft have announced they are baking Copilot into Xbox, and it will offer game help.

At the Xbox One launch in 2013, AI and voice activation was the sales pitch. It was abandoned. Then, Cortana AI was launched for Xbox. It was abandoned.

MS execs really love fake product demos.

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GossiTheDog, to random
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You haven't lived 'til your infosec vendor takes one of your documents which they detect as suspicious, and then uploads it to VirusTotal publicly.

expertenkommision_cyberunfall,
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@GossiTheDog

No way this happened.

ryanrester,

@GossiTheDog Why, that’s just a complementary surprise backup!

GossiTheDog, (edited ) to random
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The International Criminal Court has asked for arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas's leader in Gaza for war crimes. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3ggpe3qj6wo

GossiTheDog,
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eribosot,
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@GossiTheDog And to think people said that there's no common ground between the two parties.

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