Krolowa

Krolowa, 8 days ago to StarTrek

#startrek #sesamestreet

Krolowa, 1 month ago to StarTrek

#startrek #vulcans #firstcontact

Krolowa, 4 months ago to Black_cats

What diabolical things can I do today? #blackcat #catsofmastodon

Krolowa, 5 months ago to StarTrek

These never fail to make me laugh 😂 #startrek #shitpost #startrektos

Krolowa, 6 months ago to grilledcheese

#grilledcheese #cooking

Me and my boobs cutting a grilled cheese sandwich

Krolowa, 6 months ago to Halloween

Cutting pumpkins with the spouse. That last pic is the face my spouse came up with after staring at that 🎃 for 10 minutes. #halloween

My spouse thinking real hard before cutting a pumpkin face
Me with a pumpkin I call Rex
Spouses first pumpkin of the night

Krolowa, 7 months ago to animals

Prowler #catsofmastodon #blackcats

My car coal looking for intruders around the storm drain

Krolowa, 7 months ago to fanfiction

If you're interested in reading 70s #fanfiction (mainly #startrek you should know that many fanzines have had their stories uploaded to #AO3. There are some obscure gems in there (Starsky & Hutch, Wiseguy, etc) along with tons of #statrektos

Seriously, this is the oldest stuff out there if you want to check it out. https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/27415

Krolowa, 7 months ago to random

#saturdaymug

Krolowa, 7 months ago to animals

Coalhouse ain’t impressed. #catsofmastodon #blackcatsofmastodon #blackcats

 An animatronic black cat for Halloween, my cat coalhouse could care less because he’s the only black cat around here

lowqualityfacts, 8 months ago to random

I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-eat far too many sweet potatoes because you hope to discover the sweetest potato.

-wish there was more moss. Moss is great.

-suspect that big pharma invented pickleball so the elderly are more likely to get injured and be prescribed painkillers.

-keep a salt shaker on you at all times, in case someone surprises you with undersalted french fries, and also in case the slugs decide to wage war on humanity.

lowqualityfacts, 8 months ago to random

Uh oh.

lowqualityfacts, 8 months ago to random

Well that's no fun.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Krolowa, 8 months ago to StarTrek

😆😆 #startrek #tng

lowqualityfacts, 8 months ago to random

Me neither.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Krolowa, 9 months ago to random

No lies here #wga #strike

lowqualityfacts, 9 months ago to random

A true fashion genius.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts, 9 months ago to random

Trump is now facing so many indictments that I think we can throw some fun ones at him and he won't even notice:

-conspiracy to date daughter

-attempted literacy

-illegally tiny hands

-aggravated spray tan

lowqualityfacts, 9 months ago to random

I hope the strike ends soon for their sake.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts, 9 months ago to random

This week I went over to Bluesky and asked people why they left Mastodon. Here's some remarkable responses I received:

"Yes I understand the Mastodon question but why do you also need to know my social security number?"

"This account is just to post hourly hedgehog pictures. I take this very seriously, and thus only answer hedgehog-related inquiries."

"Please stop claiming to be an investigative journalist for The New York Times. You clearly do not work for the New York Times."

Krolowa, 10 months ago to random

Did this bitch really go to #barbie just to take angy-notes???

lowqualityfacts, 10 months ago to random

One time I was hiking and some guy yelled to his young son "Stay out of the cave Aryan, there's snakes and queers down there!"

I think about that a lot. That cave must have the craziest parties.

lowqualityfacts, 10 months ago to random

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts, 1 year ago to random

I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.