Quinnypig

Quinnypig, 6 days ago to random

I hate that this is next-level evergreen tweet territory.

Quinnypig, 6 days ago to random

I'll trust Microsoft's AI with anything even slightly nuanced just as soon as Excel stops telling me the glass is January 2nd full.

Quinnypig, 6 days ago to random

No matter how hard you work, you're a lazy piece of crap compared to how hard "simply" is working in this sentence.

If you suggest an AWS region migration is simple, you should be caught with a net.

Quinnypig, 7 days ago to random

Amazon just chose violence on my spicy mustard order.

Quinnypig, 10 days ago to random

How about you get fucked, @slackhq?

How do I get rid of this animated upsell button that keep sparkling at the top of my paid Slack team?

Quinnypig, 10 days ago to random

“My company started using GCP in the last few months, and my tolerance for sanctimonious engineering articles from Google has gone down quite a bit as a result.”

What a quote!

Quinnypig, 11 days ago to random

Picked up a new dad trick:

Every time I tell my child I'll explain something to her when she's older, I write it down. On her 18th birthday I will painstakingly explain every item on this list to her.

"In 2028 I made a joke about 'golden showers.' That means--"

"I KNOW!"

Quinnypig, 11 days ago to random

Getting pretty tired of this being almost my entire tech news feed these days.

Quinnypig, 13 days ago to random

Google: "A lot of the AI hallucinations are from maliciosly crafted prompts to make us look bad."

Okay geniuses; why does your own documentation example show questions about Oppenheimer returning answers about Einstein? And of course getting every single date wrong.

Quinnypig, 14 days ago to random

Microsoft: “We’re putting security first.”
Also Microsoft: “Windows now comes with what’s functionally a screen capturing keylogger.”
🤡🤡🤡

Quinnypig, 17 days ago to random

If you put needless mandatory text fields in forms, you’re wasting my time. I’ll waste yours right back with my usual placeholder text, “[ object Promise ]”.

Quinnypig, 18 days ago to random

I love when business model changes break deploy jobs I haven't run in a while.

Quinnypig, 19 days ago to random

I was just asked by my child whether sloths have penises. I told her I’d consult with the slowest mammals I know.

What say you, Microsoft Security Response team?

Quinnypig, 19 days ago to random

From the annals of bad opt-outs: if you want to opt out of Apple's location services, simply change your SSID to end with "_nomap"

I can't wait for a regulator to slap them on the corporate dick for this.

Quinnypig, 19 days ago to random

Just horrible. The Australian government should make an example out of this incident, because this kind of damage is absolutely not okay.

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Quinnypig, 20 days ago to random

WHO DID THIS

Quinnypig, 20 days ago to random

I’m a staunch advocate of abortion rights except for whatever the hell kind of abortion this opening sentence of a NYT article is supposed to be.

Quinnypig, 21 days ago to random

I’ve been asking AWS for this for years. Good on Google for implementing it.

Quinnypig, 21 days ago to random

"It's called X now,' bleats the World's Smartest Man®, for the first time in his life concerned about deadnaming.

Quinnypig, 24 days ago to random

The double-edged sword of my ADHD procrastination strikes again.

Pro: I'm very good in a crisis.
Con: I'm only good in a crisis.

Quinnypig, 25 days ago to random

#awswishlist: give me an option to report bugs to support that doesn’t cost me anything—make it a game even. If the issue is with the service my support fee gets refunded 2x!

I shouldn’t have to tweet like this, to report issues like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aws/s/aQWTweBErN

Quinnypig, 25 days ago to random

I'm sorry Slack, you're doing fucking WHAT with user DMs, messages, files, etc? I'm positive I'm not reading this correctly.

Quinnypig, 25 days ago to random

I've gotten a model tuned in to be an excellent probabilistic sarcastic parrot.

"Do you mean 'stochastic parrot?'"

I absolutely do not.

Quinnypig, 25 days ago to random

A year and a half after ChatGPT was released, this has never been more evident. Or embarassing.

Quinnypig, 26 days ago to random

Andy Jassy: "Why should you be the next CEO of AWS?"
Matt Garman: "Because I'll get rid of this cursed thing."