RedCyberPandaz

RedCyberPandaz, 1 day ago to random

Just had a guy come in with a fake $50 bill. He said he got it from the bank and hes been a trustworthy guy since I started working here, so I hope he goes back to the bank and gets it figured out. Its been a problem since the beginning of the year. They even want us to check 20s, 10s and 5s.

eniko, 6 days ago to random

For my birthday, I'd really like it if my beloved fedi could spread word far and wide of Kitsune Tails. It's a platformer with a heartwarming story featuring queer main characters and personal discoveries in classic SMB3 style. You can find trailer, screenshots, and wishlist links here: https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

It's coming out this year and the team and I have been working hard on it for several years now. Most of the team is queer in some form so by boosting you'd not only be making me happy on my birthday, but supporting a bunch of queer creators making queer art as well

yuzu kitsune tails, a purple haired fox girl, picks up samurai armor in a tower that's rapidly filling with lava. she jumps away from the rising lava and sticks her spear in the wall, doing a dashing twirl to get on top of it. she walks off the spear and into a new scene, fighting a ghost fox with armor and spear. it stabs and she jumps over, but is caught by a follow up stab. the ghost fox over extends and its ghostly powers wane, giving yuzu a chance to bop on its head

volpeon, 9 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to random

Who would win: The forb or the foxarella stick?

yassie_j, 13 days ago to random

Played some Lethal Company VR with @lea

Unfortunately, the battery on my headset ran out lol

It was still mildly terrifying and I actually screamed in fear when I fell off a cliff

There was a point where I heard growling and I moved my head all around to try to pinpoint it and I swear to god

I also saw a turret and I managed to move out of the way before it came for me, however, the fear of seeing it in 3D with my own eyes was enough to make my arse jump up into my chest

If I got killed or eaten by something, you bet I would have actually emptied my bowels in fear

ashten, 1 month ago to random

dunks the firefox into water

feeling better? i cant believe nobody else has tried to put you out yet! the animal cruelty!

qurlyjoe, 1 month ago to random

A study by scientists at a major university has concluded that the average person spends 3 years, 4 months and 2 days of their life looking for something to wipe their hands on.

RedCyberPandaz, 1 month ago to random

Who needs an algorithm when you have a Yassie?

RedCyberPandaz, 1 month ago to random

Vinny playing doom II WAD mods and says "Chat we are adults, we can do whatever we want." As he combines the amogus and colonoscopy modpacks really is just peak Vinesauce.

ginny, 2 months ago to random

no wonder transfems are always so horny we're always talking about lap tops and

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

Oh no. Yassie boosts cuties? I better run before-

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

They should make haptic VR gloves that stop when they hit collision so I can break every bone in my hand when the hand tracking gets stuck in a wall.

rail_, 2 months ago to random

Boomers: Kids? GAY???? Oh god stop sexualizing children!!! They're way too young to know!

Also boomers: Ohhhh our 6 year old is so cute! I'm sure all classmates of opposite sex want to date them!!! :333333 😻 ❤️ ✨

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

I'm cute? ​:neofox_pleading:​

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

"Where are you on the spectrum?"
Bitch I am the spectrum.

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

Anyone know anyone doing any commissions for a fursona? And maybe a 3D model of a fursona as well? Second one is optional.

astrid, 2 months ago to random

2024 will be the year of Linux on the User

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

I love it when a post I make doesn't get boosted by a user with a big following and it still spreads around a lot because people like it and relate to it. Its so nice having people just kinda see it around and enjoy it ​:BlobCat_Heart:​

RedCyberPandaz, 2 months ago to random

If you can't handle me at me nonverbal self isolation, then you dont deserve me at my manic positive energy.

thomasfuchs, 3 months ago to random

No, generative AI will not give you personalized movies from a book. Not in 5 years, not in ever.

Just please listen to the fucking grift generative AI stans are trying to make you believe. Not a single word they’re saying has any merit whatsoever.

Generative AI is complete and utter shit. More computing resources will just generate more shit faster.

I don’t understand how these people aren’t laughed off the Internet, it’s such a transparent bullshit hype.

RedCyberPandaz, 3 months ago to random

Watching a legal eagle video and heard this great quote "America is the freest country in the world. Just ask anyone who's never been outside the country." And I need that on a T-shirt.

yassie_j, 4 months ago to random

“the one and only hypershitposter” – @vaelfonia

“Yas has no name, no gender, no form, no morals, no title. Yas is not a person, Yas is an idea that lives in the hearts and minds of internet queers, and it always will.” – @alfredohno

“You are the alpha and the omega of shitposting. You truly are. Now, that’s a proper endorsement, isn’t it?” – @orangelantern

“yaseen is against TOS, and has been reported.” – @lucretia

“yas is the friends we made along the way” – @mettie

“Yas is a real one.” – @Bard

“comfy, good for hugs :basil_smile:” – @moshibar

“please do let Yas into your heart, I was a bit sceptical at first, but now my entire extended family has been converted to Yassianity and there are Yasmonth celebrations happening all around the world right this very moment :blobcatheart: ” – @pierogiburo

“yaseen permanently destroyed one of the largest mastodon instances with a single shitpost. rip in peace mastogone-dot-lol” – @nuz

“We’re building a kind and safe community here. This kind of Yaseen isn’t the vibe we want.” – @macja

“Ooh, ooh! “Yaseen? ‘Ya’ ain’t ‘seen’ nothing!” – @ChiralTheAlien

“How the Interpol hasn’t stopped Yassie until now is a question that really puts the system in perspective” – @agatha

“I leave out deep fried Tamagotchis®. They’re excited to be here.” – @bluecaller

“sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib si- 😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍” – @endali

​”yassie often comes to me to show me random acts of kindness and make me laugh. I don’t know why they do, but I appreciate them deeply for that. It seems like everyone loves Yassie. I would have said I have no idea why… but actually, I really love them too.” – @iro_miya

“Yaseen may be dead, but they will always be a part of Colorado” – @lewdum

“Are you sure they’re not a sentient alien” – @LivingCooki

“what a peaceful user, i wonder if they break the tos and don’t allow a safe and kind community to be built” – @Ariadne

“you strike me as the equivalent of a giant teddy bear who goes around hugging everyone all the time” — @ashten

“according to my models, by the time yaseen exists, we will all yaseen” – @deilann

“Yaseen and I are such besties that I was all they could see, truly the best besties ever” – @MarkAssPandi

“I downloaded Yaseen off the internet and now they live in the corner of my room and boil pizza while muttering “why isn’t she real” under their breath” – @LadyStrawberries

“my favorite member of hatsune miku’s polycule” – @mia

“truly a yasmoment” – @pinkcreeper100

““Yassie is the best fediverse microcelebrity cult leader. 10/10, would yasadd their name to random yaswords yasagain.” – @pyrox

“Yaseen isn’t a material thing, it’s an abstract concept” – @LivingCooki

“Abandon hope all who enter. For the yasfamily guards this moat. And we shan’t be defeated.” – @RedCyberPandaz

RedCyberPandaz, 4 months ago to random

Some of y'all are way funnier than you realize and I hope you dont stop being funny cause some people dont like it. You keep being your funny goofy selves please.

RedCyberPandaz, 4 months ago to random

IDC if you are a linux fan or a windows fan, an android fan or an IOS fan, a Firefox fan or a chrome fan. Stop thinking the technical flaws aren't flaws. I love linux and android and Firefox. But you know what, they got some issues that make them worse than the others, and the others have some issues that make them worse than the ones I like. Stop dismissing them and instead acknowledge that there are issues. Don't be ignorant. Be better.

gamingonlinux, 5 months ago to linux

Xorg is dead, long live Wayland - Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) dropping Xorg https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2023/11/xorg-is-dead-long-live-wayland-red-hat-enterprise-linux-rhel-dropping-xorg/

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