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Teaceratops

@Teaceratops@peoplemaking.games

🦕 Chaotic parental game dev making games since 2008

🦕 Making Teashop Teaceratops - A game about being a triceratops and growing tea

🦕 Arthritic Immigrant

🦕 No NFTs/Crypto

🦕 I ride a Cargo bike and make preserves - (I talk about this a LOT) Reduce your carbon footprint.

🦕 Suspended from Twitter and pretty happy about it, so won't be going back.

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Teaceratops, to random
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If you’re British, you might want to sign this.

If you’re not, please boost.

The current Prime Minister was not voted in, and he’s making a lot of decisions that will harm most of the UK; everyone will be affected. Time to call a general election and let the public decide for better or worse (harder to imagine the latter tbh)

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/641904

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Hey folks. I just want to say; just because you’re vaccinated against Covid, doesn’t mean you won’t get it and it won’t hit you HARD.

I was vaccinated only a couple of months ago, and as of yesterday I’ve had a 101f fever, my skin hurts, I cannot stop sweating, ridiculously fatigued, and my nose is like a tap. It’s also seemed to have caused an arthritis flare, and my hands are all swollen, and my back hurts so much.

Wear a goddamn mask please.

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I am a parent in Canada, and I support schools who don’t out trans kids to their parents.

Children are not our property.

Children have a right to know that LGBTQA+ people exist.

Children have a right to their own bodies and feelings.

I am very against the hate parade who think they have ‘parent rights’ to force schools to deny the existence of LQBTQA+ people. I want my child to know that they can be whoever they are.

It matters ​:betterpride_flag:​

Teaceratops, to random
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We had Covid in October, and I completely lost my sense of smell and taste (except for being able to tell if something is vaguely sweet/salty/sour/bitter).

It’s officially been 2 months since that day, and I have gradually got a tiny bit of smell back.

A tiny bit. One very specific group of smells.

Apparently. I can only smell farts.
Other people’s farts.

ONLY other people’s farts...

This is absolutely as terrible as you can imagine.

Don’t get Covid.

Teaceratops,
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@Teaceratops this has been the most popular ‘DONT GET COVID’ toot I have ever tooted. I’m so happy you all understand the seriousness of this - the real danger was the farts we could smell all along, and not the random chance Covid has of permanently disabling you or killing you.

Teaceratops,
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@Teaceratops that includes in public. Especially in public.

You don’t want the ones you love calling you out loudly in public for farting/crop dusting/trouser trumpeting/letting out a love-puff? WEAR A MASK AND DON’T GET OR SPREAD COVID.

Because none of you fart rose scented toots.

Teaceratops,
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@Teaceratops also going to point out that I was fully vaccinated at the time of getting Covid, so no, the vaccine WILL NOT save you from the horror of only ever being able to smell only other people’s farts for months on end.

The only thing that will prevent you getting Covid, other than eliminating Covid from the planet, is to wear a properly fitting mask & to get those around you to do the same.

I mask in public. My husband does not. He gave me Covid. So now I loudly tell him when he farts.

Teaceratops, to random
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According to some people on reddit, stretched UVs now apparently means AI generated art, and I am here to tell you; stretched UVs have been a fact of life in 3D assets for games ever since we started using textures on 3D models that were placed using UV maps I mean DO YOU KNOW HOW WE USED TO DO THE SHINE ON GLASS PANES IN COMPUTER GAMES BEFORE WE HAD SHADERS!?

WE STRETCHED THE UV’S. DIAGONALLY.

Teaceratops,
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@Teaceratops Getting real tired of folks who don’t actually know shit about making games, pulling out their magnifying glass and declaring some artwork or asset made by an actual artist as ‘AI’, because they think they have revealed a gotcha, where in reality, they are just launching the pitchforks at someone who has genuinely worked very hard on a thing.

There IS a lot of AI bollocks around, but ffs, don’t swing your club before taking a good look at what’s really there.

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Some guy is bothering all the devs on my husband’s team on linkedIn to add something to their game, literally going through the credits and contacting every dev mentioned. I cannot stress how much this sort of level of batshit idea 1) does NOT get your thing in game, and 2) ensures that a large portion of those devs and their families do not feel safe.

Do not fucking do this kind of shit.

Teaceratops, to random
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10 cases of measles in the Montréal area now, and a press conference about how that is likely to explode.

And here I am sat with a kid who got her MMR vaccine in India, and then another double dose in Canada, because the nurse ‘wanted to be sure’.

Vaccinate your kids you fucking weirdos.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/quebec-urges-measles-vaccination-after-10-cases-detected-mostly-in-montreal-area-1.6793557

Teaceratops, to random
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Build more separated and safer bike lanes, or come summer when a driver gets too close, and they have their window down, I’m going to lick them.

Don’t want to be licked by a cyclist you are pushing into the gutter? Advocate for more bike Infrastructure far, far away from roads.

​:meow_blep:​

Teaceratops, to random
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I had to peel a lemon because tiny person wanted to do a science experiment. So, because I had to look at it, so do you.

I don’t know why, but it gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[alt text] 2 photos of a peeled lemon from 2 different angles. I don’t know what else to say except it looks like an egg painted to look like a peeled yellow orange. It’s weird.

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Teaceratops, to random
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If anyone in the greater Montréal area is looking for a Santa experience that is a little more suited to neurodiverse kids; the Santa at Dix30 is pretty good (and free).

The queue is outside, and is a safe wandering space for kids who need to move, and is fairly quiet. It’s ok if you have a grown-up wait in the queue while another wanders about with kiddo. Inside the cottage it is warm, the music is low and the lights are low. The elves, Santa, and mrs Christmas are very nice too. 10/10

Teaceratops, to Montreal
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Hey folks, there's a person on Reddit looking for an A/C repair person desperately. His wife has and a current infection, and the heat and humidity is very dangerous for folks with . If you have any info that could help, their post is here

https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/1557ayy/urgently_looking_for_a_split_ac_repair_person_we/

Teaceratops, to random
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A Game! Made using one of my tilesets!

Goodnight, Marigolds is a beautiful little story about friendship and support. It only takes about 10 minutes to play, and is worth your time.

https://magicalgurll.itch.io/goodnight-marigolds

Craigp, to random
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In the fucking one hour I left the front door unbolted in case the locksmith showed up, people have been ripping it open and trying to deliver shit to other apartments.

Why is this considered normal? Do other people have problems with deliverymen just randomly opening front doors?

Teaceratops,
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@Craigp yes!! We used to live in a condo, that had a door to the main stairwell (which all residents used) and a side door that went directly into the apartment. Guess which one people used to randomly open?

I stuck a scribbled sign on the inside of the door to say it’s not the main door (which helped), and it’s still there 4 years later, and we haven’t lived there in years.

Teaceratops, to random
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I didn’t think I had bought little seed packets to put my native flower seeds in, but then I remember finding them the other day - cannot bloody find them, and i’ve turned the house upside down.

So the question now is; did I dream the seed packets? And if so, why the hell am I dreaming about something so ridiculously mundane ​:meowupset:​

Teaceratops, to random
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Right. No headache today, and the road is damp but not covered in snirt, so I feel a little confident about maybe riding the bike to the shops, rather than walking it.

If I can bike it, I can go to the fabric shop which has a sale on a bunch of fabrics I’ve had my eye on. I’ve got a cape, panniers, and possibly a few curtains to make. Also want to make a squid hat for meeee.

Teaceratops, to random
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Tiny person asked to play Cinema this morning and to actually watch a movie (Spider-Man), so while she was at school, I got the living room ready to turn it into a pretend cinema, complete with snacks, juice, and popcorn. Gave myself a little pat on the back for end-of-term fun surprise etc etc.

Gets home;

Me: You ready to watch Spider-Man in mum’s Cinema?

TP: Let’s watch Spider-Caleb.

Me: wai-

TP: it’s on YouTube.

Me: ...not Spider-man?

TP: no, you can watch Spider-Man later.

Teaceratops, to random
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Me dad is apparently being discharged from hospital today, because his recovery is going so well!! 🎉

They had warned us before that he could be in for 10 days and upto 3 weeks, and here he is, got his bags packed at 7 days 😆

If you are in the UK and get offered ‘Pre-hab’ before scheduled surgery, take it. Follow the plan and STICK TO IT. Dad’s been their star pupil, and it’s paid off (previously, dad was sedentary, and didn’t get out much). It really works.

Teaceratops, to random
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Fills me full of joy when someone asks about a Lomi ‘composter’ on the gardening reddit, and the replies are all folks calling out Lomi for being an entirely useless, expensive bit of kit.

Don’t buy a Lomi, it’s just an expensive dehydrator, and adding that stuff uncomposted to your plants is going to cause mold. Yes, mold is essential in composting; but it’s not something you want on your houseplants yet. You want finished compost, that will actually do something for your plants.

Teaceratops, to random
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Me: fridge is broken

Hubs: my beer was still cold last night though

Me: picks up fridge butter and puts finger entirely through it fridge is broken.

Uhhh... we have a couple of expensive months coming up (first trip to the UK in 5 years to see family). If you were thinking of buying some pixel game assets for you or a friend, now would be a lovely time for that ​:meowtears:​ https://teaceratops.itch.io

Cassandra, to random
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As society reverts to the 70s, I can feel myself getting angrier about bras.

If you need or like them, please carry on.

But with certain aerobic exceptions, I find bras useless at best. At worst, they’re painful. They’re also expensive and labour-consuming.

All that just because other people are weird about the fact of boobs and incapable of minding their own business.

Angrifying.

Teaceratops,
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@Cassandra I have recently taken to only wearing them outside the house. Upon entering the house, I immediately remove the torture device and fling it as far away from myself as I can.

Wonderbra do a non-wired, wide strapped one which is the only bra I can tolerate for a full day. I’m not a fan of how it looks, but usually I am dressed when wearing one, so it gets a pass.

Teaceratops, to random
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Picked up a portable Bluetti battery in the sales, and I'm suddenly feeling a lot better about if there is another ice storm this year.

The one last year was hard. 5 days with the power out. We were lucky that the apartment we were renting had an oil furnace, so we didn't freeze, and lived close enough to hub's office that we could go there to charge lamps and devices, but we don't have either of those things available to us this year.

This battery means we can charge all lamps, phones, devices, and still have a little left over for a small heater for a couple of hours. It's 1 hour fast charging so we can take it somewhere with power to charge it up.

Next step is to get a little propane buddy heater, but that's going to have to wait a bit.

Teaceratops,
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I've just been extra nervous about another ice storm, as this winter is shaping up to be a lot like last winter - it's January, and there's still no snow. We get the odd dip into -10c, but it's not sustained cold like it usually is. Ice storms happen around about freezing point, which the weather keeps dancing around. Will be happy if it just turns out I'm being paranoid about it and we have no ice storm.

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