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Lana, to random
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Forget pronouns what your hobbynouns

My hobbynouns are coffee/piano

TorbjornBjorkman,
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@Lana violin/genealogy/oaks

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Yikes.

TorbjornBjorkman,
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@lowqualityfacts You're getting into dangerously plausible territory

MissingThePt, to random
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Perfect post, no notes.

TorbjornBjorkman,
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@MissingThePt Funny, I remember posting almost exactly that when the stupid dog appeared in place of the blue bird.

LadyDragonfly, to random

I

Wrote

A poem

On a page

And each new line grew

By the word sum of the previous two

How upsetting, I thought, as the lines gawped and lengthened like strange horizons

How unexpected, that I should find this enormity so much more constricting than the brevity of a single word or phrase

So I

Stopped.

#poetryisntdead

TorbjornBjorkman,
@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

@LadyDragonfly Fibonacci
poetry
is not
for the fainthearted
😬
🛑

ZachWeinersmith, (edited ) to random
@ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social avatar

The inside of a pancake should be:

TorbjornBjorkman,
@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

@ZachWeinersmith ... 2-dimensional.

quadrivial, to random
@quadrivial@beige.party avatar

It is a strange feeling being in a roomful of people most of whom, a year ago, you would have felt totally comfortable with. But now, not so much. Very very strange.

I'm just doomscrolling and keeping my head down. Seems to be working.

TorbjornBjorkman,
@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

@quadrivial Should I be aware of anything very specific that happened during the past year?

Anywho. Godspeed, whatever you're doing.

TorbjornBjorkman,
@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

@quadrivial So it goes. Maybe even thus.

May it free you!

LadyDragonfly, to random

ME: I wish I had the perfect body
GENIE: It is done
ME: looking myself over But nothing's changed
GENIE: correct
ME: wow you're a wholesome genie!
GENIE: I'm a hallucination take your meds.

TorbjornBjorkman,
@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

@LadyDragonfly 😂😢😂😭😭😂🤣🤣😥😂

or some such

LadyDragonfly, to random

I am transgender.
In honor of Transgender Awareness Week, feel free to ask me any of the following questions, and I will answer them to the best of my ability:

  1. How many cats do you have?
  2. Which one of your legs is the best one?
  3. Who is the sexiest pope?
  4. Bread sandwich or ham jello?
  5. Is "clemish" a word?
  6. How many Eggos can you fit in your mouth?
  7. Are they clemish?
  8. Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?
  9. What happened to question number 8?
TorbjornBjorkman,
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  • Colarusso, to random
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    I really like the word parsimonious, but I fear it may not be the simplest way to say parsimonious, or at least not the simplest as read by a general audience.

    TorbjornBjorkman,
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    @Colarusso I had never really thought about the precise meaning of this word until I co-wrote an application with a computer scientist.

    kjhealy, to random
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    Sat down at 9:00 this morning thinking I would start in to converting a bunch of slides/notes/course material from RMarkdown to Quarto and three and a half hours of yak-shaving later I have made no progress whatsoever and instead find myself far, far down a rabbit hole wondering if it’s feasible to write something that will parse the AST of the files so that I can systematically make the many required adjustments. (To be clear, it absolutely is not.)

    TorbjornBjorkman,
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    @kjhealy Godspeed

    kjhealy, to random
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    As SBF is convicted, let us pause for a moment and remember all the Grate Branes at Sequoia Capital and many, many other places who fell for this shit hook, line and sinker.

    TorbjornBjorkman,
    @TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

    @quadrivial @kjhealy Those were the days. Good old-fashioned capitalism, none of this "system critical" shit... which, ah, was another point it seems SBF forgot...

    TorbjornBjorkman,
    @TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

    @quadrivial @kjhealy Lots of things in finance were. But I think the most important thing about that era was that it was probably the last time that recent high finance CEOs could be found on the streets selling shoelaces.

    The old guard has been pretty good at arranging things so that this doesn't happen ever since. SBF thinking he belongs to some sort of new guard ... sorry, I have to take a break to laugh for a few minutes

    TorbjornBjorkman,
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    @quadrivial @kjhealy catches breath

    Thanks.

    Teri_Kanefield, to random

    My new friend.

    (Well, okay, he ignored me.)

    I got close enough to take this picture. Then a wave came in and I was stranded on a rock for a few minutes ! JJ was so busy worrying about the waves (he hates water) that he didn't even notice this amazing bird.

    TorbjornBjorkman,
    @TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social avatar

    @JayElbey @Teri_Kanefield Ah...

    🎶 Non... rien de rien
    Non... je ne egret rien 🎶

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