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TorbjornBjorkman

@TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social

University lecturer of physics. Player of Music. Mostly interested.

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GeriAQuin, to Cat
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Lana, to random
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THERAPIST: and how have we been coping?

ME: sarcasm mostly

THERAPIST: and has that been working?

ME: yeah it's been super great

webjac, to VisionPro
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The future we live in

danhon, to random
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a horrifying screensaver that just does a slideshow of all your tabs

danhon,
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a horrifying screensaver that just does a slideshow of the subject lines of all your unread email

The_Whore_of_Blahbylon, to random
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Me too, Spanish olive. Me too.

ottocrat, to random
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Today’s cartoon.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Every comedian in the 20th century: I am constructing the perfect joke. It has a totally original setup, it creatively subverts expectations, and my delivery is flawless...

....now I just need to throw in a line about how much I hate my wife to make it funny.

molly0xfff, to random
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Issue 48 – Bitcoin has "no chance" of going to the moon

Bitcoin ETF fakeouts, imaginary CEOs, and a bridge hack make for an eventful start to the new year.

https://citationneeded.news/issue-48/

molly0xfff,
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featuring one of the funniest things that's happened in crypto in a while

Lana, to random
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Forget pronouns what your hobbynouns

My hobbynouns are coffee/piano

gwagner, to climate
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Kudos, AP! More headlines like this, lots more.

https://apnews.com/article/climate-change-warming-heating-solutions-fossil-fuels-renewables-9ac2698c2f22e1a97b2a21254bdd36a6

juglugs, to random
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A fun thing to do is to gently press your face into a large chocolate cake until you go deaf

MartinStendel, to random German
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Today 2073 years ago.

hallvors, to random
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I like the measured optimism in @mmasnick 's new year greeting, pushing back against Marc Andreesen's "all regulation is bad" essay.

Possibly interesting analogy: improved brakes was the technology that gave us faster cars. Before brakes improved, cars could only safely drive 20-ish km/h. Safety measures is very much a necessary part of accelerating technology.

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/12/29/new-years-message-moving-fast-and-breaking-things-is-the-opposite-of-tech-optimism/

NanoRaptor, to random
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georgetakei, to random

Too much sax and violence on TV

Lana, to random
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FRIEND: WTH does that mean??

MY BRAIN: Wuthering Them Heights does that mean

RufusJCooter,
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@Lana Not to be confused with WTF, or "Waxing Those Fae" which an entirely different proposition

LadyDragonfly, to Seattle

Mastodon, I need your help. I'm looking to relocate to a new instance to start off the new year but there's so many to choose from. What's a good fit for me? I'm a expat, currently living in . I toot about , , , running a , and the occasional . I am a member of the community, and a proud woman. I have two and a who I love dearly and in very different ways. I tend to post with a heavy dose of &/or .

RustyBertrand, to random
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I'm out of jokes!

RalphBassfeld, to random
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In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should return to their home towns to fix their parents’ mobile phone, email and computer problems.

davidho, to random
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Climate deniers be like…

LadyDragonfly, to random

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
You screamed "Kali Ma" and it burst into flames
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone Short Round

Once bitten, and twice shy
I keep my distance but why oh why
Does it have to, always be some snakies?
Every single time, it always unnerves me

Last Christmas, I averted my eyes
When the ark of the covenant burst into flames
This year, to save me from tears
I'll take along my friend Sallah

KeithDJohnson, to random
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Cartoon, by Will Santino, of a straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope on his way to the comment section.

cosmicallyf, to random
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What brick through yonder window breaks?

theropologist, to random
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One of the leading causes of social anxiety today is feeling unsure of how to properly pronounce Goethe. Now I don't pretend to be a native speaker of German, but I believe I can clear this up in four easy steps:

  1. Say "Gerta" with a very short "a" at the end
  2. Say it again but swallow the "r"
  3. Now allow the "r" to ascend to the Heaviside layer
  4. Say it again but swallow only the memory of the "r"

Congratulations, you now know how to pronounce Goethe correctly and can face the world with your head held high.

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