astrid

MagicLike, 6 days ago to random

Hey fedi, I am definitely not gonna regret this:

Send me your neomoji abominations! :neocat_skibidi:

yurnidiot, 10 days ago to random

target acquired. tonight, we dine on moth!

#Caturday

four tuxedo cats sit and move their heads in sync as they follow a moth flying around.

julia, 11 days ago to random

Adding "NixOS User" to the DSM 6 brb

catbrained, 11 days ago to random

I don't want to touch grass. I want to touch the fiber optic cables of the transatlantic backbone

rat, 11 days ago to random

holy shit lmao

mia, 12 days ago to random

The origin of the name "100 gecs" is unclear, as Brady and Les have given several contradictory explanations. In various interviews, they have claimed that they saw the name spray painted on a dorm building in Chicago, that Brady and Les saw the words "100" and "gecs" respectively in their dreams one night and decided to combine them, that the name was inspired by a time Les bought one gecko online but was sent a hundred, and that "gec" is an abbreviation for "getting exceptionally calm" or "getting exceptionally cool".

normalize just fuckin lying constantly

mia, 12 days ago to random

vel, 13 days ago to random

​:neocat_floof_googly_woozy:​

dgar, 13 days ago to random

Me: What are you drinking?

Them: Soy milk.

Me: Hola Milk, yo soy padre.

SweetCoffy, 13 days ago to random

mdni (mustard dni)

root, 17 days ago to random

I think we should start doing this now. Rename New York to Neo-York

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/8f9f54f9-44f3-4158-af07-6003ef85f0d2

atom, 18 days ago to random

If Windows XP was released in 2024

typeswitch, 19 days ago to random

C library functions are always like: "SYNOPISIS. This function converts foos into bars depending on the user locale. ARGUMENTS. src and dest pointers must be distinct; it is undefined behavior if they are not QPU-aligned. RETURN VALUE. Returns the number of foos converted. A zero value indicates failure, or that zero foos were converted. A negative value indicates that the final foo was only partially converted (function got tired). Check errno global to find out why."

crmsnbleyd, 20 days ago to random

from the memes channel on the lisp discord server, somehow

mia, 22 days ago to random

With the introduction of Dolby Surround 7.1 in 2010, Sony were eager to put out a full home theater system. One of their early models, the HT-A7.100, included a revolutionary evolution to the standard stereo jack: the 7.1 surround jack, allowing all 8 channels to be sent over one cable.

astrid, 22 days ago to random

referring to KB, MB, GB, TB as metric bytes and KiB, MiB, GiB, TiB as imperial bytes

mia, 22 days ago to random

​:sex_mention:​

cafkafk, 23 days ago to random

when people try to boop you and you bite their finger

maya, 23 days ago to random

"McMansions are built for people who have achieved some level of affluence, but who stubbornly retain a non-elite love of ornamentation. They inspire passionate contempt in many sophisticated critics, to whom they afford a rare opportunity to flex cultural power without looking as though one is being nasty to poor people."

https://worksinprogress.co/issue/the-beauty-of-concrete/

(you can't try to tell me mcmansions aren't ugly but this piece is really good)

astrid, 24 days ago to random

nonfedimemes, 24 days ago to random

sneexy, 24 days ago to random

epsi, 24 days ago to random

:fumoreimu:

18+ starshine, 24 days ago to random

my [22X] girlfriend [25F,F,F] doesn’t want to join a transit related discord server, is this a red flag

prettygood, 25 days ago to random

#relationshipgoals