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autolycos

@autolycos@med-mastodon.com

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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RickiTarr, to random
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It cracks me up when people say that people with ADD and ADHD don't actually need their meds, they are just addicted to Adderall. Have they even met a person with ADD or ADHD?
My friends forget to take their meds all the time!

autolycos,
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@tayfonay

So much side eye right now

@mentallyalex @RickiTarr

autolycos,
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@tayfonay

Everyone knows pop rocks are better for the ADHD crowd and that medication holidays have gone the way of the carbureted v8 family sedan

@mentallyalex @RickiTarr

autolycos,
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@tayfonay
Fair enough. Caprice is not a reason. Appetite and autonomy are

autolycos,
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@tayfonay @mentallyalex add a crust of baguette and some clotted cream occasionally and I'd be in hog heaven

ottaross, to DuckDuckGo
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I used Google for the first time in maybe five years, as it appears that The Duck is down just now :(

autolycos,
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autolycos,
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@ottaross having gone through the past 30 years of the Internet, I have been there too

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr especially T.J. Hooker, the longest of the Star Trek time travel episodes

RickiTarr, to random
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Avatar really did rip off Dune, and don't get me started on Star Wars.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr may I get you started on The Dark Crystal?

RickiTarr, to random
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If the gods exist, it's mighty presumptuous to think they have our best interests at heart, or even think about us at all.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr is there enough Red Dwarf in your life?

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr Brunch

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be down.

autolycos,
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@Alice you mean it was a MacDonald's Max issue?

autolycos,
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@Alice so an E I U O Y? situation?

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all want to hear a fact that really changed the way I thought about homelessness?

Half of all homeless people were in the foster system at some point. Social Workers often call the foster system The Highway to Homelessness. If you ever had a point in your life where you had to live with friends or family to for a short time to get back on your feet, remember that is a privilege that not everyone had.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr couch surfing is still homelessness.

Different than foster, to be sure

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

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grrrr_shark, to random
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Ok, gotta hit the store and get stuff to make drinks and dinner for Eurovision.

Before anyone gets huffy, I have a child who is quite unwell and this is literally the ONLY thing she looks forward to doing with me all year. So we will watch.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark hashtag Parent of the Year

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark I'm making this today, but with octopus

Does that fit in your menu?

RickiTarr, to random
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So, what's the thing, what's the big thing no one can help you with? How do you cope with it?

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr The Defense Health Agency.

Well, donating to lobbyists is what I'm doing.

DHA delenda est.

RickiTarr, to random
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Ice Cream was invented by three different civilizations over centuries, but damn if it wasn't worth the wait.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr you mean by mastodons in the glaciated period

skinnylatte, to random
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Hot and correct take from LA foodie friend: ‘when I say we aren’t a burrito town like SF, I mean to say we have MANY, many types of burrito, not just one; not that our burritos aren’t good’

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte the world needs a walking burrito trail in LA

and then right back out again, but that's a separate issue

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte and the world needs to serve more of this burrito

https://tasty.co/recipe/peking-duck-inspired-burrito

@SRDas

RickiTarr, to random
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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr wait, you're requesting our private baguette pics?

autolycos,
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autolycos,
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autolycos, to random
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My wife is telling me it's gauche to mix country and brown gravy on chicken fried steak and I don't even know who I married anymore

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark this is how it was enacted on my plate. I assure you

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