RickiTarr,
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Writing Prompt:

Write the saddest sentence you can think of.

OhOkKay,
@OhOkKay@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr
On this day, WHO declared a worldwide pandemic ... that was 4 years ago.

gwcoffey,
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@RickiTarr In the words of John Prine: "We lost Davey in the Korean War, I still don't know what for, don't matter anymore."

CheapPontoon,
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@RickiTarr
I had all the outtakes of crazy racist rapist fascist criminal tax-cheating shit Trump said on the set of The Apprentice, and deleted them.

D_A_VonU,

@RickiTarr

If Only I ...

flargh,
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@RickiTarr We're maximizing shareholder value.

JeremyDGoodwin,
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@RickiTarr But no one heard.

shoren18,
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@RickiTarr @lisamelton It's 2025, and I still work at my current employer.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr My first realization in the afterlife was that my cat had already eaten my face

RickiTarr,
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@autolycos If this was the first sentence of a novel I'd definitely keep reading

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr I'd give it super short story as more likely

junesim63,
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@RickiTarr
Don't leave me.

DataGhost,
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@RickiTarr The furthest distance between two points is time.

LeslieVS1965,
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@RickiTarr My mother told me, when I was in my teens, and again in my 20s in front of my sister-in-law that she was disappointed that I was a girl because girls are so crazy. Her mother had her at the age of 52, and handed the baby off to mom's oldest sister who was 15 or so...my maternal grandmother lost at least 5 or six other babies who didn't survive infancy. She must have been quite fertile and most likely grieved for the lost infants.

Gustodon,
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@RickiTarr "Actually, General, those were the last bees we had."

3paul_k,
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@RickiTarr If only I'd known that before I tried using a < insert inappropriate thing > to fix it.

log,
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@RickiTarr So, with your insurance, your co-pay will be $250000.

shakil_prof,
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@RickiTarr We live as we dream, alone.

AnOldGuy,
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@RickiTarr It could have been a wonderful story, except others were threatened by it, and ended it.

JackTheCat,
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@RickiTarr I'm sorry. To an empty room.

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr

Don’t ever talk to me again.

mw,
@mw@toot.community avatar

@RickiTarr From the refrain of a John Prine song: "There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes."

Tooden,
@Tooden@aus.social avatar

@RickiTarr And yet, the genocide continues.

Gaptangle,

@RickiTarr I hadn't done a fraction of what I dreamed, I hadn't even begun, and they all promised me I still could, but the land was sliding into the sea and I was the only one who could see it--they smiled all the way down, oblivious of the rising water.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@RickiTarr
I play bass.

miri2k22,
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@RickiTarr They're all the same.

dkloke,
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@RickiTarr time's up.

jlm,
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@RickiTarr President-elect Trump promises swift end to COVID-24.

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