GrimmReality,
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Starting a new thread that I like to call American Neo-Nazis Are Stupider Than You Can Even Imagine.

GrimmReality,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine even when they are desperately trying to be smart.

ShiitakeToast,
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@GrimmReality I read this five times and I think I get it:
“Bikes were for a long time associated with the French, who are also associated with smoking and cafes. The right was all like lol the French don’t want to invade Iraq so fuck biking. But then people started using bikes instead of cars and I own Exxon stock. Nazis should invade cycling groups to make them suck. Yay Exxon stock!!!”

jspath55,
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@GrimmReality I get Goober and Gomer confused; which one is this from?

tlariv,
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@jspath55
I can't tell, but it sure is a Pyle.
@GrimmReality

jspath55,
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@tlariv @GrimmReality Ah. The one with a PHD (piled higher and deeper).

emmreef,
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@GrimmReality

Here's one for your collection

GrimmReality,
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@emmreef oh my dear lord, outstanding.

emmreef,
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@GrimmReality

And who could forget Dan Bongino's ad about making lemonade which is not how lemonade is made

RaleighStraight,
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@GrimmReality The fuck does “caffeine and nicotine coded" even mean? Only Nazis drink coffee? What?

GrimmReality,
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@RaleighStraight no clue, amigo.

RaleighStraight,
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@GrimmReality New band name just dropped: ”Bicycle Nazis"

farah,
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@RaleighStraight @GrimmReality Isn’t that oxymoron?

GrimmReality,
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@farah not anymore,
APPARENTLY
@RaleighStraight

RaleighStraight,
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@GrimmReality @farah The oxymoron is the point. You'd be obligated to cover "Take the Skinheads Bowling.”

farah,
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@GrimmReality WTF is caffeine coded and where can I get some?? 😂

Janika,
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@GrimmReality gods, that hurts to read

GrimmReality,
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@Janika it's like you can hear gears clunking and smell the smoke.

trillytrill,
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@GrimmReality
Good god, is this how these people live? Are they afraid to like rainbows too because it might make them gay or someshit? 🤨

GrimmReality,
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@trillytrill they are, no shit, very very seriously mad at the rainbow being expropriated and coopted by "degenerates" because it SHOULD be a beautiful symbol of God's creation and God doesn't count LGBTQ people as things he created because he takes a break from omnipotence every tenth person or so or some bugfuck interpretation of unfathomable archaic garbage that only THEY, the genuinely dumbest people in the world, are privy to.

cohomologyisFUN,
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@GrimmReality @trillytrill This reminds me of the people who got angry at Pink Floyd for "going woke" for incorporating a rainbow in their FB profile pic to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the album "The Dark Side of the Moon".

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/pink-floyd-fans-triggered-wok-rainbow-1234664971/

lkngrrr,
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@GrimmReality The fuck did I just read?

For those in the back who are hard of hearing, Nazis are only welcome in culture to eat this U lock

tayfonay,
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GrimmReality,
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@tayfonay 😂 🤣

tayfonay,
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@GrimmReality I love when I get to use this meme

GrimmReality,
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@tayfonay IT. IS. PERFECT. 💜

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GrimmReality,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine, especially when they are soclose to not being stupid but will never ever get over that nickel-high speedbump owing to how stupid they are because of their dogmatic commitment to neo-Nazism. Thanks to @emmreef for this absolute gem.

lkngrrr,
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@GrimmReality @emmreef AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it burns

GrimmReality,
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@lkngrrr
Yeah, sorry, it's supposed to. That's the white blood cells of society, of which you have tested positive, trying to winnow it out.

@emmreef

lkngrrr,
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@GrimmReality @emmreef That brain cell was someone’s phone number!

GrimmReality,
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@lkngrrr @emmreef Oh shit! I am so sorry but, fwiw, it miiight be in your phone?

tayfonay,
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emmreef,
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@GrimmReality

One more for you...Ben Shapiro doesn't understand arousal and the female anatomy

Blinxeto,
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@GrimmReality @emmreef

Well claims to have been an inteleyenz ophizer en dah naybee.

emmreef,
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@Blinxeto @GrimmReality

He collected urine samples for drug testing in the navy

GrimmReality,
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OH and lest any credulous "civility"-lobby passersby feel the need to hop on the thread to try to delineate who in the American Conservative Influencer Caucus is and isn't a neo-Nazi, take it on the arches, pal, no rational human has time for your dissembling bullshit. We're a few thousand votes from unwinning World War II in this fucking country so move your sealioning ass down the pike to facebook.

GrimmReality,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine even when they're trust-fund-bitch emigres.

GrimmReality,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine.

tayfonay,
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@GrimmReality Wait til the bugs show up…

SirTapTap,
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@GrimmReality God hates people that live near fault lines...for reasons beyond our mortal understanding

shayz0rz,
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@GrimmReality But the quote tweets remain undefeated.

GrimmReality,
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@shayz0rz I just wish evangelicals were capable of shame but their literal interpretation of their dogma is they have a get-out-of-being-a-dumb-malignant-piece-of-shit-free card as long as they're loud master-race assholes about it.

jack_of_sandwich,
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@GrimmReality @shayz0rz unfortunately it's not that far from a mainstream protestant interpretation. You're forgiven for whatever as long as you have faith in Jesus.
Being hateful in Jesus's name is optional.

Most Christians would probably say you need to at least try to follow God's rules, but it doesn't seem necessary in the "Salvation by Grace alone" dogma

GrimmReality,
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@jack_of_sandwich @shayz0rz I think maybe that pretty much just goes back to Paul, like removing behavior prescribed by the teachings in favor of blanket-fealty-to-the-overlord.

Gustodon,
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@GrimmReality Wait, she believes that eclipses...

I mean, she can't possibly...

Oh Christing fuck, she does.

GrimmReality,
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@Gustodon yup!

Gustodon,
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@GrimmReality I weep, sir.

GrimmReality,
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I have been stupid in my life and, even when I got a bit smarter, lived amongst brilliant people relative to whom I was stupid, so being stupid is not intrinsically bad, it can be a base from which you work to be less stupid.

It's when an actual movement of people comes along and says YOU MUST BE EXACTLY AS STUPID AND AWFUL AS WE ARE TO BE A PROPER PERSON AND ASSIMILATE INTO A GODLY UTOPIA OF GRINDING HOPE-STOMPING STUPID that you should do the work to make sure those people never ever have an iota of influence on anyone else's life.

GrimmReality,
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Yeah, honestly, I GET it but there's no shock left to be apportioned out to how genuinely, breathlessly stupid American conservatives are. This is just a thing we have to contend with now and, ideally, marginalize, every day of every week, world-without-end-amen. Because they're REALLY this bad and they REALLY supported a coup to end America as a constitutional republic and they do that because they are verifiably stupid, shit people working intrepidly to smash human freedom.
https://techhub.social/@zappy/112222210376850455

GrimmReality,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine.

GrimmReality,
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Canadian neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tCz8Qdt9M

samhainnight,
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@GrimmReality To be fair, you have to be pretty goddamn stupid to be a Nazi.

CStamp,
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@samhainnight @GrimmReality No. Lots of them are really smart and know what they are doing when feigning stupid to appeal to their base.

samhainnight,
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@CStamp @GrimmReality Nazis are by definition, stupid, or they wouldn't believe in Nazi bullshit.
Master race my ass.

MarkRDavid,
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@GrimmReality

"If I didn't do anything, it must have been magic."

farah,
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@GrimmReality I hate that guy with a passion of a thousand suns. And often hope he’d just disappear forever

mycotropic,
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@GrimmReality

Walsh is a goddamn moron, telling him that and posting pictures of in his twitter timeline got me IP banned by that site before Musk took it over!

dannotdaniel,
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@GrimmReality if God was real an asteroid riding on fucking bolts if lightning would solve the mtg problem on primetime TV but alas

tayfonay,
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@GrimmReality Also did she forget we had an eclipse while Cheeto was in office and he looked right at it?

GrimmReality,
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@tayfonay That was the Good Eclipse that was Not the Result of Communist Witchery, or whatever.

tayfonay,
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@GrimmReality Ohhhhh

lor,
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@GrimmReality OMG the vast amount of pure stupid!

emmreef,
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@GrimmReality

I'm sure there are some engineers that can chime in on being a moron.

pattykimura,
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@GrimmReality Ok. At least one trust-fund immigrant dunce is poisoning the blood of American civil engineering.

farah,
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@GrimmReality As I like to point out ever so often in a humble brag, “I have two more engineering degrees than Elon Musk, so trust me when I say, he’s a moron”

benjaoming,
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@GrimmReality Space Karen was also "extremely concerned" about the 1.2 million new voters without photo ID in Texas. A news he read from an account called "End Wokeness". 57,000 new voters have registered in Texas. Truth and wisdom doesn't matter when the goal is to get attention from stupid people. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/texas-secretary-of-state-debunks-election-fraud-claim-spread-by-elon-musk/

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@GrimmReality @emmreef

GIVE 'EM ENOUGH TIME AND THEY'LL REINVENT THINGS THAT WORK, BUT THEY'LL MAKE THEM WORSE AND SOMEHOW EVEN MORE RACIST.

cohomologyisFUN,
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cohomologyisFUN,
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GrimmReality,
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Kierkegaanks,
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@GrimmReality there’s a reason they are drawn to an ideology where they gang up to use violence against the defenseless to move up in their career

billyjoebowers,
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@GrimmReality

Who needs AI when you can just have Nazis write incoherent nonsense?

Actually, that's probably how it really works.

rato,
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@GrimmReality

Wait. Hold the vox.

All Nazis are fundamentally dumb as fuck, that's what makes them a Nazi. They are dumbasses first, then a Nazi.

GrimmReality,
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@rato And?

emmreef,
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delProfundo,

@GrimmReality Jesus that’s the libs of tictoc lady right? I thought she was dumb after watching Lorenz interview her my god.

GrimmReality,
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@delProfundo in for a bit of stupid, in for all of the stupid

noondlyt,
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tayfonay,
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@noondlyt @GrimmReality Hey I listened to Nirvana in 1993 and I’m totally 22 years old

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