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dgar, 5 months ago to random

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

dgar, 8 months ago to random

Username: admin
Password: admin

dgar, 6 months ago to random

Kids in High School:
"I don't understand why I have to take biology, chemistry, and other basic science classes. When am I ever going to use this stuff in my life?!"

As Adults:
"Vaccines cause autism, GMOs are unsafe, climate change is a lie, the earth is flat, and chemtrails!! l've done my research. If you disagree with me, you're a sheep!!"

dgar, 8 months ago to random

Happy 32nd birthday Linux. Here’s your damn cake. Go ahead and compile it yourself!

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A SEO expert walks into a bar, tavern, pub, grill, public house, irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

dgar, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to random

For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

dgar, 9 months ago to random

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity,
relative to you.

dgar, 11 months ago to random

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

dgar, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

~ DeviantArt user: zoiks81

dgar, 8 months ago to random

I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

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This aged well.

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dgar, 4 months ago to random

On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever.

Happy birthday Isaac Newton.

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When talking to a man, add “for a man” to the end of any compliment.

“You’re quite intelligent for a man”
“You’re a great driver for a man”

They like that. It shows respect.

dgar, 7 months ago to random

Thanks to everyone who explained “plethora” to me.

It means a lot.

dgar, 9 months ago to random

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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dgar, 1 month ago to random

If you give someone a program, you may frustrate them for a day.

If you teach someone how to program, you can frustrate them for a lifetime.